So I've tried to write just about every type of "about me" over the course of my time here on VF. And most of the time it doesn't really matter. So I usually just take on the attitude of "No else cares, why should I." Paint me cynical but the truth is the truth and there's no sense in sugar coating it. If you're genuinely interested in who I am as a person then send me a message and ask some questions. That's all you have to do.
Do you really want to know? If so just ask.