I'm james. I write sattircally. Writing sattirically is fun, I do it all the time, I can't seem to touch a keybouard without writing a sentence with the word 'ass' in it or 'cheese' or 'ass cheese' or a combination of the two. Sorry about my odd style of writing, it just really entertains me :)
I'm back living in England now after spending a year in Shanghai to learn the language, my Chinese is pretty great now if I do say so myself and I would love to get some Chinese speaking friends on here so please don't be shy! I can also speak Spanish too so Spaniards feel free to message me :P
I am a gamer first and a goth second. When it comes to how I dress and stuff I'm pretty lazy, I don't give much of a damn what people think of me as long as I enjoy how I look and it doesn't take much effort to please myself. So even though I love it, I personally cannot be bothered applying the eyeliner and black nail varnish to myself. However if you wear fishnets or choker necklaces I'm yours :P
I know what I've written makes me sound like a bit of an asshole but trust me, I'm much more amicable than this once you get to know me. I just wrote this balls becuase I enjoy writing it.
And are you not enjoying reading it? :P
Likes
Browsing the internet of videos of people getting hurt, they're hilarious and don't tell me I'm wrong,the guys who do these daft as shit things deserve what comes to them, me getting pleasure from it a positive bi-product of what happens. :p
People-wise I truly beleive that everyone is crazy, myself included. The great thing is that to stop being insane you have to realise that you are insane. I'm not yet sure of how insane I actually am, but hanging around with people, regardless of their illnesses, is always fun :)
I play vidogames. Like, alot of videogames. Like a freaking lot okay? Here are a few of my favourites:
The Orange Box Resident evil 4 God Of War series All of Metroid F zero Gx Viewtiful Joe 1 and 2 Tekken 6 Burnout 3 Ridge racer type 4 Any Warioware game Any Mario Kart game Guitar Hero 1 and 2 Ikaruga Ouendan 2 Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2 Super Smash Bros. Brawl and Melee Amnesia: The Dark Descent Sonic Generations (Got some of the fastest times in the world on that game, eat it if you care :P)
The Pokemon trading card game also kicks an insane amount of ass, shame they don't have it here in China :(
I also like a lot of animated shows like Drawn Together which is the best goddam show on television ever actually, and I also like Space Ghost, Invader Zim and Oh my God ADVENTURE TIME! And Archer, among other things.
I'm a lover of anime, just ask me which ones I like if you're interested.
Dislikes
People who don't know what to write about themselves on their profile; are you that uninteresting or just too stupid to materialise your thoughts? Honestly there's no point in even having a profile except to have boys older than you oggle at you and think bad things about you.
When the cat wants feeding at 'fuck off o' clock' in the morning and you can't be arsed with the twat, that's annoying!
Incorrect grammar - not to be confused with colloquial typing (a term I just coined :P)
I don't like MC'ing or bad poems. I don't like poeple complaining that their life is shit but are too apathetic to do anything about it but I do enjoy helping those who wish to be helped so if you need it don't be afraid to ask, :)
Favorite Music
Lamb of God Chimaira Slipknot Bal-sagoth Cradle of Filth Maximum the Hormone Mr. Bungle Basement Jaxx
Literally any videogame music, i own too many videogame soundtracks to list her but a few honorouble mentions include: Ridge Racer Type 4 Tekken 3, tag, 5 and 6 Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2 F zero GX Literally ever Sonic game ever. Echochrome Tower of Heaven The original Pokemon Red/Blue soundtrack And much much more music than that...
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