Siouxsie (Su-see) - noun.
1. A real life muppet
2. A walking contradiction
Name: Siouxsie Pernova.
Age: XIX
Blood Type: Would only be of interest to vampires. Unknown.
Body Type: More to love.
Children: I'd prefer a hysterectomy.
Drinker: Yes.
Education: High School.
Eyes: Blue-green.
Hair: Ebony.
Height: 173 centimetres.
Heritage: German and Polish.
I.Q.: Unknown. Most likely higher than yours.
Location: BrisBANE, Queensland, Australia.
Piercings: Zero.
Occupation: Grammar Nazi.
Orientation: Only listed as asexual because I don't want you to hit on me.
Religion: Atheist.
Sex: XX Chromosomes
Smoker: No.
Star Sign: Capricorn/Aquarius cusp with Scorpio rising.
Status: Spinster.
Tattoos: Zero.
Hello, I'm known as Siouxsie and I am a pretentious tosser look terrible without any make-up on. I am the daughter and the heiress of nothing in particular.
The Goth subculture, British spelling, the 1980s, Doc Martens boots, silver jewellery, Egyptology, psychiatry, German/Germans/Germany, lace, velvet, satin, fishnets, hairspray, fringes and ratted hair, amongst other things...
Various cult movies.
(I am probably not the best person to discuss films with.)
I despise 90% of modern television. I enjoy The Addams Family, Oz, Queer as Folk, The Simpsons and South Park. That's all.
(I am probably not the best person to discuss television with.)
Favourite authors: Charles Baudelaire, Poppy Z. Brite, Lord Byron, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, Emily Dickinson, T.S. Eliot, H.P. Lovecraft, Edgar Allan Poe, Sylvia Plath, Anne Rice, Shakespeare, Mary/Percy Shelley, Bram Stoker, Oscar Wilde, Virginia Woolf...
(I am probably not the best person to discuss literature with.)
There is only one, actually. :-D
Q: Is Siouxsie your real name?
A: Uh, not quite!
Instant Messengers:
I do use MSN Messenger and AIM; however, I will not give my address to someone until they have proven themselves to be worthy of my time. You want cyber sex? I'll give you a cyber hysterectomy or vasectomy, free of charge. My e-vagina is protected by the digital version of a chastity belt.
I am not an expert on music, and I'm probably not gawffick enough for your liking anyway.
Gothic Rock / Deathrock / Punk / Post-punk / Darkwave / New Wave
The genres of EBM, Industrial, and Metal do not appeal to me. It's just a personal preference. 
(I am probably not the best person to discuss music with.)
Valor Kand, PVC clothing, black lipstick, those who cannot spell/use grammar/punctuate correctly, ignorance, stupidity, uncouth behaviour, "Gother-than-thou" types (unless they are being facetious), those who give Goth a bad name, meat, band t-shirts, sunburn, piercings, drawn-on eyebrows, Demonia boots, poseurs, menstruation, the word "cunt", dogs, ill-mannered people and various forms of prejudice are a few things that I could live without. 
