Things are in the works, Dearies, and things are moving.

Why, hello, and welcome to My profile. I know, you are so excited to be here! Well, before you ask anything, there are a few things you need to know. Number 1, this is not My first profile. I used to be on here with the screen name of Icadeus, but I stopped liking that name, so I made Sin_Maker_616. I've been on here since 05.

I am who am.

So, who am I? What do I do? What do I enjoy? What is My favourite meal? Why do I spell words wrong? Well, I'm glad you asked!

Ich heise Constantine Bleys, und Ich bin zwanzig jahre alt. Although I am prone to say that I am "older than you will ever be". I live in Erlanger, Kentucky, about ten minutes from Cincinnati, the greatest city in the world. Don't debate Me on that last fact (yes, fact) because I will put your dissenting opinion in its bed which is in the ground. Trust Me, no matter how strongly you may feel about your favourite (and inferior) city, I feel stronger about Mine. You could say that My zealous love for Meine stadt is akin to the ancient Greeks and their love for their native polis. I am a writer, entrepreneur, fashionisto, tempter, proto juris doctor, and above all, a romantic of the most hardline variety.

What do I do? Short answer, everything. Long answer: I drink, I smoke, I drive, I work, I read, I write, I buy, I sell, I listen, I speak, I talk (yes, there is a difference between speaking and talking), I Love, I walk, I run, I shoot, I draw, I compose, I ridicule, I compliment, Ja'dore, I criticize, I discuss, I repeat Myself, I repeat Myself, I repeat Myself, I joke, I kid, I lie, I speak the truth, I philosophize, I render opposing arguments inoperative, I attend, I disdain, I leave, I write lists of things that I do, and much much more.

What do I enjoy? I find Myself quite taken by many things, one, in particular, a dish of liver, fava beans, complimented by a nice Chianti. I enjoy this website. I enjoy staring at Myself in a mirror. I enjoy a nice glass of white wine at sunset, and one of red at midnight. I enjoy getting dressed in the morning, and undressed when I go to sleep. I adore reading. I find Myself enthralled with small, delicious meals at The Argentine Bean, where you can often find Me haunting a corner with a book. I love a good floral arrangement, as well as the bouquet of a nice cigarette. Music accompanies My every move whilst in My abode and My automobile (which I love driving at dangerous speeds), but rarely will you see Me with a MP3 player and headphones. The music of the world is too beautiful to miss out on.

What is My favourite meal? Your last.

Why do I spell words like "neighbour" and "favourite" wrong? Because I prefer the English spelling of those particular words to the American.

Now that I have answered the questions you have been just dying to ask, let Me say some things about Myself that I think you should know.

I am in a relationship with one Katariina Bingham. We have been together forever. But, don't let this impede you from complimenting Me, as I love compliments, just be sure to keep your compliments as compliments, and avoid allowing them to transform into carnal invitations or sexual advancements. This way We can avoid making a scene, and avoid Katariina putting you down like a rabid dog.

I am making a religion. More on this when I feel like it.


I have My own library, and if you live in the Cincinnati area you are more than welcome to utilize it. Contact Me for more information.

I am writing a book. More on this, again, when I feel like it.

Well, I think that sums it all up quite nicely. If you have any other questions, don't hesitate to ask. Trust Me, I am not as flippant and discourteous as I might seem at times, lest you give Me reason. If you would just like to chat, again, don't hesitate. I love meeting new people, and conversation (especially with Me) is not something to be missed. So don't waste one more precious moment, talk to Me.

As Always, Goodbye, and Hello,

Constantine Bleys, R.I.D.