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Shygurl_shawtie
UNDER FUCKING CONSTRUCTION BECAUSE I FUCKING SUCK!!!!!!!!!
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Profile:  About Me My Friends My Music My Cults Contact My journal Gallery Layout and graphics made by Blake @ incidentdesigns.com. Anime character found on google. UNDER CONSTRUCTION!! I'm Shakiel. I'm 15 and I live in Jamaica. I hope to become a zoologist one day and travel the world xDD. My friends call me Shakz, Shakii, Shakiesha, Shaequel, Shaka, Shakazoolu =| [the last four are pretty weird yeah I know] but I love them anyway. I love to write stories, I've written about over 10 boooks so far, though I can only find about 5 or so. I am currently working on 3 other books including a series about a bunch of teenagers living in a small town...a very small town. Thats just a recipe for trouble. I'm currently single...although I have a mad crush on a friend at school xDD I think Ignorance is annoying. I don't think I'm ignorant..I think I'm naive and there's a big difference. So I have no reason to feel hypocritical when I say I really really hate the way ignorant people believe that I am some uncivilized barbaric person swinging from vine to vine. Ohkay, so you have never heard of Jamaica but, common sense?? You have a computer, look us up, more than likely if you can find us on the net, then we can use the net and if we can use the ne,t then obviously we are civilized! -----some awkward questions been asked Question 1. [One of the more popular] Is it true that you guys [Jamaicans] live in trees like monkeys? Question 2. Do you guys swing from the tree branches to get around? I mean since y'all dont have cars ... Question 3. Where up here did you do your braces? Cuz they dont have those stuff in Jamaica right ...[they actually asked one of my friends this one] Question 4. I love your accent! But how comes it sounds like that? Is it because you talk to animals in Jamaica? :|:|:|:|:|:| Question 5. I heard you dont use money where you're from. How do you do business then? -Answers Herself- Oh nevermind ... You probably all jus trade each other or somethin like that. Question 6. Is your hair real? Because in Jamaica they only wear dreadlocks ... [That one not so bad] Question 7. Girl #1 What do y'all do for fun down there? Girl #2 Dont ask her that! Don't you know all they do is sit around and play DOMINOX all day and smoke weed ... Question 8. Girl X : You must love stayin up here Abi... Abi : It's aiight I guess, no big deal ... Girl X : I mean cuz you probably doh get to bathe at all in Jamaica , I mean they don't have water there ...[they asked one of my friends this one too] Question 9. Girl Y : I love your clothes! Where did you get them? Qirl Z : Obviously she got them up here, they only wear grass skirts in Jamaica. Question 10. Do you have music in Jamaica? I mean y'all are so primitive you probably dont know what it is. [NOW I TELL YOU ... THAT MUST BE THE DUMBEST QUESTION OUT OF ALL OF THEM CUZ EVERYBODY KNOW THAT JAMAICA HAS REAGEE AND DANCEHALL :|:|:|] Question 11. You wanna come watch a movie with us? You'll love it trust me ... -Whispers- I mean I know you dont have those stuff in Jamaica ... Question 12. Shakz dont you just love the food up here? It must be such a relief to not have to eat rats anymore ... Me: What the fuck are you talkin bout? Girl: I know thats all you eat in Jamaica so you must love the food up here Me: =|=|=| [EWWWW RATS?????] Question 13. [At camp in journalism class] Counsellor: So does everybody understand what we just read? [I put up my hand to say I dont have a pencil ...] Counsellor: Oh dont worry Abi, we never expected you to understand . I mean considering you don't really have anything to read in Jamaica. [Now the sad part is, she was like 19 ...] [This was to my friend lol] Question 14. [Playing flag football] Which I dont even know why they call it football cuz you don't use your feet at all .. probably one time for the whole game Buh Yeah ... Me: Why do y'all call this football? You hardly use your feet ... Boy #1: Dont you have this in Jamaica ? Boy #2: Your so stupid -Boy #1- .. They don't have sports in Jamaica! [UMM DARLIN??? WHAT THE FUCK? DON'T YOU WATCH TV ???? I MEAN YOU MUST AT LEAST KNOW WE DO TRACK .... ] Question 15. Oh, so you're from Jamaica ... But how did you get here? They actually have planes down there? Me: No hun ... I swung from an extra long tree branch and landed here in New Jersey ...[being sarcastic] Girl: Ooooh .. that explains it. [NOW THAT IS JUS FUKIN DIM!!!!!!!!] NOW WHAT THE FUCK????? WHAT IS IT YOU ALL THINK WE ARE? I HATE IT I ALWAYS GET SO OFFENDED WHEN PEOPLE ASK SHIT LIKE THAT....OBVIOUSLY WE'RE CIVILIZED, WE KNOW HOW TO USE A COMPUTER DON'T WE? OR DO U ALL THINK OR COMPUTERS RUN ON HAMSTERS RUNNING ON A WHEEL FOR A STEAK? 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