If you think with your dick, get the fuck off my page!!!
I'm not crazy, I'm mentally hilarious.
I love tatts & piercings and have many of both.
I love really cute things.
I love death and mutilation.
Sometimes I have nothing to say, and sometimes I ramble - like now lol.
I rarely ever make sense.
I make fun of things even though I like them.
I can play the piano.
I bowl pretty well.
I play pool fairly well.
I love architecture.
I'm very sarcastic, a total smartass, and if you leave urself open for good a joke or "burn", I'll take it!)
I love to play video games.
I'm not one of those girls that thinks I'm cute because I can play a fucking video game.
I love long hair on guys.
Most times I'm painfully dead-on.
People say I'm an awesome & fun person. But we're told not to listen to what others think - so you decide for yourself.
I am intrigued by death, and fucked up shit.
I curse a lot, and use the word "gay".
I'm very offensive, and that's cool with me.
I type like shit because I have the attention span of a fruit fly.
I have a fucked up sense of humor.
I am a complete and total perv, and can turn anything around *Including you gorgeous* ..umm - lol???
I can be a total ignoramous - like walking into walls, or tripping over speed bumps.
I'm really short.
I'm actually very intelligent and 'act my age' - despite what you may think after reading this.
I'm an avid movie collector.
I'm the human equivalent to GIR & to Stitch.
I love animals a whole lot. (not that way, sicko!)
I've got a phone addiction when I'm drunk. Spelling is subjective to the amount of alcohol.
I luv guys with long hair.
I'm totally random sometimes, but that usually just means you're too slow to keep up.
I belch in public. Sometimes loudly. Not always on purpose, but "whoomp there it is!"
I fart and announce it. And laugh about it.
I'm the person to make an offensive joke only to turn around and realize I had "bad timing"... Which makes it even funnier.
I like rainbows but hate the color pink.
Although I have piercings & tatts, Im afraid of needles.
If you think you're god's gift to women, Ill be the one to tell you the truth... YOU'RE NOT!
I'm very honest about everything, and tend to sound mean cuz I'm straight up. If you don't like honesty, don't talk to me, don't ask me questions you fear may get a bad answer, or don't say something that will get someone mad and expect me to let it go.
I'm very loyal & caring to family, friends, and whoever I may be dating. Which means I don't cheat. Infact, I DESPISE cheaters! And liars. I won't even be friends with someone who does that to other people. As they say, "birds of a feather."
I'm pretty open about everything & have a lack of shame, so you'll know more than you ever cared to know about me lol.
I spend alot of time at home, but love going out and having fun.
I drink on occasion. Maybe once or twice a month.
I smoke like a goddamn chimney lol.
I can be mysterious about some things, but not always on purpose. Just sometimes there needs to be a boundary between me and ppl I don't know very well.
I luv guys with long hair.
I'm someone who learns from my mistakes AND other ppl's mistakes. If it hurts me, I try not to do it to anyone else - ever!
If you treat me like shit, expect to be in the trunk of my car at some point.
I have real bad insomnia and got no problem waking ppl up at 3am to chat.
I have lived in 6 states, been to dozens more, moved over 100 times, and been to 3 countries so far. I guess you could say that I like to travel.
Tn is NOT my final destination, just need something worth moving for.
I have many friends, from many walks of life. If you don't like gay guys or lesbians or drag queens - then you & I will NOT get along! 98% of my friends are gay or bi.
I am NOT racist. Not even a little. BUT I make racist jokes, about every race. If you can't take a fucking joke, then get the fuck out of my life!
I often quote movies, songs, and bits of previous funny moments - usually out of nowheere.
I am the person who will bust out laughing in dead silence, over something that happened last year.
I luv guys with long hair.
I often sound rather cruel, violent, sexually explicit, or inappropriate... But ppl with an amazing sense of humor/personality enjoy it.
Deal with it! OR click the little X at the top right corner of the page!!!
Inch worms always make me smile and make me happy, no matter what!
I talk to myself alot - and well - to be quite honest --- I'm 46 cards short of a full deck
Holy ChickenMcDickSuck! Did you actually read all that?!? GET A LIFE!!! Haha *hugs*.
The color green
Gay guys & drag queens
Blowing air in ppl's eyes
Chatting with new people
Lucky Charms - They're magically delicious
When my aglets come off or break
Cars with broken automatic windows
Roller skates with dented wheels
The color pink
Bums (I don't mean homeless ppl)
People who ask you during a movie if you saw something that just happened. Of course I saw it - I didn't pay $9.00 to come stare at the fucking ceiling!!!
Ppl who pee in a pool and let someone swim thru it without atleast warning them so it has time to filter out
Fishnet shirts with rips in em
Cheaters, including internet whores who think they can hide it lol
People who can't joke back and forth with me or are too serious.
Slipknot - Korn - Godsmack - System - Tool - NIN - Rammstein - Five Finger Death Punch - Bile - Bloodhound Gang - Blue October - Orgy - Crossfade - Sick Puppies - Deftones - Drowning Pool - Hollywood Undead - Manson - Nirvana - Seasons After - Carfax Abbey - Seether - Shinedown - Statix-X - Three Days Grace - Nickleback - Otep - Coal Chamber - Powerman5000 - Zombie - APC - Lords Of Acid - Acid Bath - 10Years - Chevelle - Cold - Saliva - Sevendust - Queens Of The Stoneage - Trapt - Filter - Union Underground - A Cold Winter's Kiss - Pepermint Creeps - Beck - The Red - Papa Roach - Butthole Surfers - Taproot - Days Of The New - 3 Door Down - Paramore - Apocalyptica - Alice-N-Chains - Avenged Sevenfold - Switchblade Symphony - Mudvayne - Stone Sour - Disturbed - Flaw - Jackoff Jill - Rev Theory - I wonder how many are still reading this, so I'm going to list other stuff that I listen to - that is not rock, cuz I'm awesome :) - 504 Boys - Black Eyed Peas - Bow Wow - Byz - Eminem - Flo Rida - Gorilla Zoe - Jamie Foxxx - Kanye West - Kevin Rudolf - Christina Aguilera - No Doubt - Lady Gaga - Lil Rob - Lil Wayne - Lil John - Monifah - Nena - Soulja Boy - Outkast - Snoop - Dre - Coolio - Blackstreet - Young Joc - T.I - I really can't think of anything else cuz Im laughing too hard at this right now.