Fly like a mouse, run like a cushion, be the small bookcase
Status: Mildly optimistic...
Sex: male Age: 33 Location: Ayr,
Ayrshire, United Kingdom
Member since: June 22, 2010 Account: Free Account Orientation: Straight Status: In a relationship Occupation: Professional Freak (When I can find the work!)
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About Me
Scottish based, borderline psychopath seeks similar for canabalistic fun. Am above averagly odd, with a broad base of unusual f*cked up talents/skills if you like sideshows, wait till you getta load of me!
Likes Music, making things, fire breathing, mental flossing, putting powerdrills up my nose, escaping from straight jackets, walking on glass, lying on beds of nails AND swords, eating lightbulbs and candles, drinking Iron filings not mention "The Amazing Human Straw" skit! Oh! And eating people (take that how you will)
Dislikes
Obnoxious, pointless idiots who upon discovering there are people in this world who will not conform to their limited view on what is "normal" will proceed to point and stare making progressively more and more stupid comments proving their own mental inferiority and the fact that their paddling in the shallow end of the gene pool! Oh and Garlic bleugh! Also I have just discovered my dislike for randomly stupid cults... Do I look like a frigging jesus freak? Do I really look like I need to join a Hair Cult! A hair cult I ask you... I haven't had Hair since I was 21!!!!! But have worked out how to block culty invites so there!
Favorite Music
Primus, S.O.A.D., Tom Waites, Amanda Palmer, Queen Adreena, B.L.S., Stephen Lynch, Blue Man Group, Eva Cassidey (R.I.P.), Flogging Molly, Rob Zombie, Leonard Cohen... Amongst Others
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