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Sami18
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Latest Journal Entry: Look! A pineapple. December 26, 2008, 06:30pm
Profile: I have finally come to realize that my only true love in this world would have to be gummy bears. They're cute. You can bite off their heads. They don't get mad at you. They don't have feelings. But they just let you enjoy yourself while biting off their heads. And if you meet someone who likes gummy bears, then hell, get friendly! How can you hate someone who loves gummy bears? Honestly. You should start taking notes right about here. If you wanna get on my good side, DON'T do the following: -Try hooking up with me. It's creepy. This is the internet. I'm not interested in going out to another part of the world to be molested by a big fat man in tights who happens to be a sumo wrestler living in his parent's basement who watches Martha Stewart for a living and thrives off of pizza pockets (NOTHING wrong with pizza pockets, I love em, but I can't live off of them) and thinks he can videotape himself raping girls like the psycho on Saw IV. That was creepy. -Say: "Can I ask you a question?" Not giving me a choice there, sunshine. I either have to say yes or no. And if you ask this, I will say no. If you have a question, just ask it. You don't need my approval to ask a question. I'm not that awesome. -I hate the word "Whatever". It doesn't matter how you spell it (whtevr, whatever, whateva, w/e, wutever, etc..) I hate it. Whenever people say it, it's said with hate and anger-ness and snob-ism. I don't need that. I'm a happy camper who likes kite flying and gummy bears. Not Whatever-ers. Has anyone seen my unicorn? He's green with a blue polka dot on his bum. Most people mistake it for a tumor. I'm the type of person who won't hesitate to kick your ass if you're in front of me. It just takes one wrong, just one, to make me swear to the Great Pumpkin and pull off some Jackie Chan moves that will seriously make you live the rest of your life from the viewpoint of a pretzel. Height is not an issue here. I may be 5'6, but I am the tallest 5'6-er in this world. You can even ask Gumby. I'm sure he'll agree. I'm also the master of air hockey and the magical wizard at 2-player minesweeper flags. I'm not afraid of anyone, so if you think you're so tough, then I'll look you in the eye and tell you EXACTLY what Cheerios were really invented for. I love stars, green, dinosaurs, polka dots, and chicken noodle soup. I'm a fan of facial piercings, so if you have one somewhere else other than your head, I'd rather not know about it. I'd rather picture Abraham Lincoln without a shirt on. I laugh, I sing, I can't dance to save my life and I'm afraid of clowns. I don't smoke cigarettes or weed. I don't drink. I don't do drugs. I don't need these things to have an amazing time. I have a natural high off life. I love (almost) everything and everyone. Sometimes I'll absolutely hate someone but love them at the same time. I laugh at random crap and if I'm bored long enough I see things... like racecars on my ceiling. I'm told I should get professional help, but to tell you all the truth, I enjoy my natural trips. They're humourous and give me something to tell people. Wanna hear about my tap dancing cheetah? Ask me! :D I have three main goals in life. To find someone I love uncondtioionally and have them love me in return, watch Free Willy without crying, and to walk into a room full of arguing people and shout "Stop the shanannigans!". I'm faster than a monkey on rollerskates, and more crazy than Super Freddy, but more sane than a butterfly with a gun, I'm Grey! My sunshine is mine to share, I completed kindergarten without a fail. I love my life and am willing to keep letting people in it, but be warned, any sanity lost may never be found again. Please don't alert the athorities or the lost and found, I'm tired of getting phone calls from them. Now shut up and drop a line, or I'll let a leprechaun live in your shoe. ;D I'm told quite often that I'm too friendly for my own good, that someone like me doesn't belong because my personality isn't "natural". Nothing and nobody is natural. We have everyone in this blery world saying that they're different, they're unique. That's when we all gotta turn around and scream that if we're all different, then who's unique? We're all the same because we're all different. We all search to feel accepted, even though we claim not to care and we dye our hair green, get tattoos without our parent's consent, or pierce our faces... and other parts.. the point is, at least there's people who are nice enough to care about who you are. I don't care if you're huge, just don't be 9 years older than me ok? I'm a really nice person, and I'm tired of that niceness being misused and treated badly. I hug everyone. Hugs for all! But it came to my attention recently that my friendliness is too... much of a piss off. So if it bothers you so much, I"ll be an asshole to you, ok? I'll give you the special treatment and tell you to go suck an elephants dick and hope a unicorn rams its head up your ass. :D Likes: Food, gummybears, trolls, beads, shiny stuff, penguins, crayons, hair clips, strawberries, Orange sherbert, rainbows, roses, happy faces, internet, trees, peircings, quarters, stars, hats, chips, rings, quitars, photography, stories, juice, Tim Hortons, fruit, hairspray, keys, bats, music, showers, hair dye, photoshop, creative writing, skittles, Sprite, italian food, bandaids, sober homeless people who are nice, vampires, Twilight!, singing, throwing oranges, Taco Bell, french fries, text messaging, singing, cartoons, video games, Sharpies, Halloween, and Tim Burton movies!Dislikes: I don't really dislike anything. These are mainly things that I'm slightly afraid of..Hospitals, blood, pregnant woman, cover-up, staplers, glue, baseball bats, camel spiders, scorpions, fishies, needles, homeless drunk people, random scary guys in shadows, downtown Hamilton after 10pm, 30+ year old men who hit on me, pressure, stress, rap, purfume, guns, knives, peppers, 80-hour energy kickspray, my neighbour, turnips, my younger sister, clowns, the unknown, itchy sweaters, and the people dressed in chicken costumes at super markets... But I do dislike.... Cherries. Onions. Red, yellow, and green peppers. Homophobes. Traitors. Pain. Sharp, pointy things. Bullying. Rape. My neighbour, again. Favorite Music: Bedlight for Blue Eyes/ Pink/ The Arrogant Worms/ We The Kings/ Jack Off Jill/ From First to Last/ Atreyu/ Letter Kills/ Arctic Monkeys/ Panic! At the Disco/ The Fray/ Every Avenue/ Mayday Parade/You, Me, and Everyone Else/ All Time Low/ Paramore/ Flyleaf/ Die Mannequin/ Yellowcard They be friendly peeps. Homepage: www.google.ca :D Link 1: http://www.nochucknorris.com/
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