[*#1*] I Know You Want To Fuck Mw - Slag Freak Bitch Whore - But Love, You Cant Afford Me! [*#2*] I Love You As An 8 Letter Word But So Is Bullshit
[*#3*] One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Keteela Floor.
[*#4*] Wanted! Meaningful overnight relationship.
[*#5*] I Fucked your Boyfriend.
[*#6*] Cute but Psycho.
[*#7*] Buy Me a Fucking Drink.
[*#8*] Take your Ex Out, One Bullet ought to do!
[*#9*] Jesus Love You, Everyone else thinks you are an arsehole.
[*#10*] Lifes too short to dance with ugly men.
[*#11*] Don't Piss Me Off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
[*#12*] If it has Tyres or Testicles it's gonna give you problems.
[*#13*] I can go from 0 to Bitch in 2.5 seconds.
[*#14*] Toxic Waste Of Space
[*I think that'll do for now.*]