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Hi, I'm Rhyz.
--- It's pronounced Ree - se
--- Yes, it's my real name.
--- Yes I do own the cult, Kinky Teens.
--- Yes, you can join.
--- If your stupid, no you can't.
About the Kid
Yes, I know that being 18, doesn't make you a kid anymore. I like to pretend I'm Wonder Woman, so I tie a towel around my neck, and spin in circles. I think that still qualifies me as a kid.
Incase it wasn't clearly obvious, I'm the biggest sarcast, that you'll ever meet.
Sarcasm is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing. It is strongly associated with irony, with some definitions classifying it as a type of verbal irony intended to insult or wound. Sarcasm can also be used in a humorous or jesting way depending on the intent of the person speaking
Frankly, everything to me is a big joke. Also everything to me, has a matching analogy. I am known for my amazing analogies pretaining to life.
I have a VERY big issue with writing. I admit no one is perfect, and that somewhere in this profile, I have abused a grammar error or made a spelling error. With that being said, I cannot stand constant spelling/grammer abusers. If you are going to send me a "1337" message, save yourself the trouble and stick a pencil in your eye, because frankly, that's what I can picture myself doing to you. Also, before you blow a statistic in my face, source your research, or else I won't care, and your still wrong.
This is Dr. Gregory House. He is my idol. I know everything about him. When I grow up, I want to be an asshole just like him. Never insult House. Do not ever say Chuck Norris is great, because House is greater.