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For starters let me say this...I'm so sick and fucking tired of all these piss-ant fucking countries screaming they hate America. Guess what fuckers?? We don't like you either. But for some reason our government sees fit to give you lazy, uneducated assholes money..to breed more little fuckers who will burn our flag as you do. So I hope you fucking die while you hold your right hand out for our aide, and your left hand condemning us. You hate us but love our financial help...you're the epitome of a parasite..die, die ,die...choke on your sand and your oil! Belief is not rational. It does not lend itself or tolerate questioning, investigation, modification or contradiction. It is an ALL or NOTHING state of mind. It is totally fixed in Time and Space.
Thanks for stopping by...my name is Lorraine but most people call me Rayne. I am a mother of two..Gary is 17 and Jessica is 13. I've been bartending since Nov 1986, I graduated high school few months later, in '87. Living in NC is pretty boring. My town is a military town with both Army and Air Force. If you're into bashing the soldiers of my country, fuck off and move elsewhere. I am a southern girl...first one in my family lol. It's ok down south, a little too hot and humid in the summer but what are you gonna do? That's what a/c is for..and why I chose to work nights. My heritage is something I am proud of..I am Scottish/Norwegian/English/Dutch on my father's side and Danish on my mother's. Ja, jeg taler Dansk og kan laese Norsk. Jeg savner Danmark meget og haaber at de forbande muslimer forlade snart! I am a Heathen..I don't knock other people's beliefs, whatever floats your boat..but don't start preaching to me. The only religions that I have no tolerance for are ones that think their's is the ONLY one and they will kill to prove it..,,if the suicide vest fits..wear it!
If you still feel like people are picking on the poor little muslims...I suggest you watch an internet video called Fitna. It comes from the Netherlands and shows EXACTLY what the followers of Islam are about. Of course they are rioting in the middle east..they started rioting about the video before it was even released. Don't those inbred fucks have anything better to do than demand the murders of westerners for insulting their pedophile prophet?? Fuck them and fuck you if you think they are not a threat..you're stupid and when they come for your head, you infidel, you'll wish you listened.
I am Scottish/Norwegian/English and Dutch on my father's side. Clan Gillmour now changed to Gilmer. We are a sept of Clan Morrison..here is some of the story: The two branches in the Hebrides, Morrison of Lewis and Morrison of Harris, trace their lineage to Norsemen Olaf the Black who married a Kintyre noblewoman named Lauon in 1214. Shortly after the birth of their first son, GilleMhuire (Gaelic for "the servant of Mary"), Olaf's ship, carrying his wife, child and crew, was shipwrecked in stormy seas off the northern point of Lewis. Clinging to a piece of driftwood, they floated to shore and established a settlement among the inhabitants there. When the church discovered that Lauon was a first cousin of Olaf's first wife, Bishop Reginald of the Islands declared their marriage incestuous which rendered GilleMhuire illegitimate. However, upon reaching adulthood, he married the last heiress of Clan Gow (Clann Igaa), thereby becoming the owner of her lands, including Pabbay Castle near Harris, and leader of her people which were incorporated into his family as the Clan MacGhilleMhuire, later anglicized to "Morrison". Olaf the Black became King of the Isle of Man and the Isles in 1226 and the Morrisons built a fortress called Důn Čistean on the northern point of Lewis.
Dislikes:OF COURSE THESE PHOTOS ARE NOT MY DISLIKES..EXCEPT EMOS THAT IS. BUT I JUST WANTED TO PUT THESE PICS IN SINCE MY DISLIKES, I DON'T WANT TO WASTE TIME DOWNLOADING THEM..LOL.
Illegal aliens in my country: Here is an example of why hiring illegal aliens is not economically productive for the State of Arizona ... You have 2 families..."Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal". Both families have 2 parents, 2 children and live in Arizona. "Joe Legal" works in construction, has a Social Security Number, and makes $25.00 per hour with payroll taxes deducted...."Jose Illegal" also works in construction, has "NO" Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash "under the table".. Joe Legal...$25.00 per hour x 40 hours $1000.00 per week, $52,000 per year Now take 30% away for state federal tax Joe Legal now has $31,231.00. Jose Illegal...$15.00 per hour x 40 hours $600.00 per week, $31,200.00 per year. Jose Illegal pays no taxes... Jose Illegal now has $31,200..00. Joe Legal pays Medical and Dental Insurance with limited coverage $1000.00 per month, $12,000.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $19,231.00 Jose Illegal has full Medical and Dental coverage through the state and local clinics at a cost of $0.00 per year Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00. Joe Legal makes too much money is not eligible for Food Stamps or welfare. Joe Legal pays for food $1,000.00 per month, $12,000.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $ 7,231.00. Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for Food Stamps and Welfare. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00. Joe Legal pays rent of $1,000.00 per month, $12,000.00 per year. Joe Legal is now in the hole, minus (-) $4,769.00. Jose Illegal receives a $500 per month Federal rent subsidy; Jose Illegal pays rent $500.00 per month, $6,000.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $25,200.00 Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work. Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family. Joe Legal's and Jose Illegal's children both attend the same school. Joe Legal pays for his children's lunches while Jose Illegal's children get a government sponsored lunch. Jose Illegal's children have an after school ESL program; Joe Legal's children go home. Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same Police and Fire Services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not pay. Don't vote/support any politician that supports illegal aliens... Its PAST time to take a stand for America and Americans!
NOW FOR MY DISFUCKINGLIKES..ENJOY.
TO ALL YOU FUCKS WHO KEEP ADDING ME TO YOU MSN AND CAN ONLY SAY "OPEN CAM PLZ...DO YOU LIKE SEX" GET A FUCKING LIFE..OR A GIRLFRIEND...OR A MOTHERFUCKING GOAT!!! I KNOW THERE HAS TO BE SOME SORT OF FOUR LEGGED ANIMAL YOU CAN STICK YOUR LITTLE COCK IN!!! Sorry, but those bastards annoy the hell out of me.
Oh this has the potential to be LONG AS FUCK!:
Muslims..they are ruining Denmark, Norway and the rest of Scandinavia..including ALL of Europe. I can't believe what they are getting away with...my Viking ancestors would have NEVER put up with this shit..NEVER!
The government for telling people you have to be 21 to drink alcohol. I bartend in an Army town and I think it's soooo fucked a guy can go to fucking Iraq and get shot the fuck up but can't buy a goddamn beer! How the fuck can those fat bastards in our govt think someone is mature enough to carry a gun but not a beer?
The E.U...they are the reason Europe is going to fall into the hands of the insane muslims that are coming there in droves. They get free housing, free furniture, welfare, free medical etc...the fuckers won't learn the languages of the countries they live in, crime has risen over 100% from these bastards. They are 'in fear for their lives' in their homeland yet they continue to go back for 're-education' in other words teaching their male children how to get rid of the infidels who by the way are the ones footing the bills for these leeches. GET THE FUCK OUT OF EUROPE YOU INBRED BASTARDS!!!!!
Bible thumpers..NC is full of those. Not as hated by me as muslims..but hated anyway. Look, I don't knock people for believing in things..but if I WANTED to go to your damn church, I'd be there. There are no new religions..with the exception of scientology and just the name keeps me from even WANTING to learn anything about them.
The US government..I could go on for days but that is pointless. Anyone who lives here knows how corrupt it is. One of my biggest bitches though is how the Native Americans are still living on reservations..the conditions are terrible, most are below poverty level. Does the government help them? Not very fucking much from what I see. They are too busy kissing the asses of other races. If we are going to spend money compensating for past wrongs, it would make sense to go in order..chronological order. The Native people should not only have their asses kissed, but wiped, powered and put in warm jammies. Why does my tax money go to skanky bitches who have 7 kids from 7 different men?
Rap music..enough said on that subject.
Ebonics..when the hell did speaking like you were an ignorant moron become a language?? Know what I'm sayin' yo? Fucking idiots!
These so called idols of todays youth..I am talking about Agulara, Spears, Simpson..what the hell?? Skanky, stupid bitches are all the rage now? Hilton..let me fuck a bunch of guys and film it because I am so rich I feel unloved? South Parks skit on her was fucking genius! And 50 Cent or should I say fiddy cent??? An ex drug dealing, murdering, uneducated thug is now someone kids look up to?? Not mine! I'd kick their asses into next year if they ever brought that crap into my house. Remember kiddies..you can't spell crap without rap.
Slutty teenage girls who put down that they live 'in your pants' and 'tied to a bedpost' and crap like that. WTF is a 14-16 yr old little GIRL doing writing shit like that anyway? Pedophiles people are a major thing nowdays! Quit acting like some damn whore and act like a young lady. You're not even old enough to fucking drink alcohol legally so quit acting like some stupid skank!
Political Correctness..I'll be dammned if I will watch what I say or how I word things around minorities when they won't extend the same courtesy. Look at Chappell Show, Mind of Mencina and others of the same style. Funny damn shows yes, and they crack on ALL races, cool..but let a white comedian try the same thing and Jesse Jackson(racist fuck) would be all over Comedy Central with the NAACP. It's bullshit and anyone with common sense knows it. I don't have to be PC in my town anymore after I read the racial breakdown here..blacks trail whites by less than 4 percent so I am going to be the minority here in less than 5 years..watch out fuckers! That gives ME the ability to play the race card and no one can say shit about it!!
Affirmative action..why would anyone even WANT a job they only got because of their skin color? I would be offended as hell if it were me. Gives these minority races reason not to strive to better themselves and become a productive people. Just sit back and wait, be lazy because if you DON'T get the job, you can always call Jesse Jackson and play that race card. How embarrassing to not be intelligent enough to get the job based on capability.
People who call me racist when I say these things. If you had any balls you'd say the same shit..I'm not necessarily talking about any one race, but if the shoe fits..
Rednecks..they are ignorant and not all of us from the south are like that..
Jared from the Subway commercials..something about him pisses me off..I just want to punch him in the face.
Kids who are like 14, male and female, that talk like they are total sex experts..sorry little girls, I was that age and lost my cherry at the age of 15. Sex is NOT that good when you are that young. Stop watching movies and learning how to 'fake it'..you may fool the boy but then who, in the long run is the dumbass? YOU ARE! Don't take my word for it, just wait until you have sex in your 20s..you'll know what I am talking about.
Trendy bi-sexual girls..it's a fad now? When did this happen? If you want to lie about something, get a water bra and make yourself look like you have boobs.
People who supposedly read my profile and ask me in the first comment how old I am..IT'S IN MY FUCKING PROFILE!!! I read EVERY WORD of each profile I stop by, show some courtesy and do the same..I mean after all, aren't we here to meet people?
My biggest dislike here in VF..RATE WHORES. If you EVEN say rate/comment me back, I'll rate you alright..a ONE. Do people get money for their rating points? NO..so stop acting like your life depends on how much you are rated. IT'S NOT REAL PEOPLE!!!
I have many more but just typing these out is pissing me off and I am out of valiums.
Frigga Goddess of marriage, mother of all, and
protectoress of children. You have a very motherhood role. Just watch who you
mother, they might not enjoy it.
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Metal in general plus Goth..Death Metal when I'm pissed and "dark" or "moody" classical when I am performing rituals. And when I am practicing my belly dancing I listen to Greek/Egyptian/Indian music. Here are some of my bands.... Acid Bath, Skyforger, Lita Ford, Arch Enemy, Gaate, Queen, David Bowie, Slayer, Pantera, Finntroll, Death, Nox Arcana, Tyr, Fates Warning(my personal fave), Fjoergyn, Merciful Fate, King Diamond, Pretty Maids, Exodus, Obituary, Tiamat, Biohazzard, Warlock, Kamelot, Yngwie Malmsteen, Black Sabbath, DIO, Metal Church, Amorphis, Tea Party, Green Jelly, In Extremo, Coal Chamber,old Kiss, Metallica (nothing after Master of Puppets), Amon Amarth, Mozart, The Tea Party, Anthrax, Fall From Grace, Iron Maiden, Orgy, Lacuna Coil, Dope, Theatre Des Vampires, Bach, Megadeath, Kittie, Folkearth, Hammerfall, Pink Floyd, Triumph, Voi Vod, Deicide, Graveworm, Behemoth, Faith and the Muse, Mnemic, Beethoven, Hayden, the list goes on.
NOW FOR SOME HUMOR...Well I am not a bitch 24/7, only 22/7 and *looks at watch* you guys have 24 minutes left!!
How To Poop at Work
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below . As much as we try to convince ourselves other wise, the WORK POOP is inevitable . For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.
* CROP DUSTING* When farting, you walk really fast around the office so the smell is not in your area and every one else gets a whiff , but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants .
*FLY BY* The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again . Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER . People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.>br>
* ESCAPEE* A fart that slips out while taking a pee or forcing a poop in a stall . This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are a man and are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it.. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.
* JAILBREAK* When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic Remain in the stall until every one has left the bathroom to spare every one the awkwardness of what just occured.
* COURTESY FLUSH * The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water . This reduces the amount of airtime the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME .
* WALK OF SHAME * Walking from the stall , to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts , it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist . Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH .
*OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER* A colleague who poops at work and is Doggone proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Alway s look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.
*THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK ( P. F. N)* A group of co- workers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the where abouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.
* SAFE HAVENS* A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex.This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom.
* TURD BURGLAR* Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work.If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.
* CAMO-COUGH * A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall . This can be used to cover -up a WATER MELON , or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with a SHIRLEY TEMPLE.
* SHIRLEY TEMPLE* A subtle toe tapping that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall . This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear a SHIRLEY TEMPLE, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace ..
* WATER MELON * A poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Water melon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH .
* HAVIN AN-OMELET* A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water . Often accompanied by an Escapee . Try using a CAMO-COUGH with a SHIRLEY TEMPLE
* AUNT BETTY * A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. . . . Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An AUNT BETTY makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty . This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees!
SOME VARIETIES OF POOP YOU SHOULD BE AWARE OF~
The King Poop = This kind is the kind of poop that killed Elvis . It doesn't come until you' re all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.
Bali Belly Poop = You poop so much you lose 5 lbs.
Cement Block = You wish you'd gotten a spinal block before you poop.
Cork Poop ( Also Known as Floater Poop) = Even after the third flush , it's still floating in there . How do I get rid of it? This poop usually happens at someone else' s house.
The Bungee Poop = The kind of poop that just hangs off your rear before it falls into the water.
The Crippler = The kind of poop where you have to sit on the toilet so long your legs go numb from the waist down.
The Chitty Chitty Bang Bang = The kind of poop that hits you when you' re trapped in your car in a traffic jam.
The Party Pooper = The giant poop you take at a party . And when you flush the toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.
NOW EVERY ONE TRY TO GO POOP IN PEACE!!