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Hi. > My name's Mi$$ Razor De and I like ugly things.
Let me explain.
I love the distorted, twisted, absurd. I love the odd, the strange,the perturbed The scoffed, the destroyed,the politically void the imperfect
I love ugly things.
Skirts like Aunt Eggma's curtains Shoes that have been through the ringer Shirts like mustard yellow carpet
I love ugly things
Messy scrap books, Cut-n-paste Minor keys, wrongs notes Too much makeup, jacked up hair Abstract art, bad jokes
Hello. I'm Razor De. I have ugly hair. I wear too much makeup And I am quite aware
That my art is disaster My songs are a mess These wrong notes and strange keys Are alarming at best
I tell REALLY bad jokes Not pc at all I'm odd and quite strange And not really so tall
I destroy my apparel (appalling I know!) And ruin my body (a new personal low)
Dare I say speak my mind? well, most of the time, Since most of it's nonsense, but all of it's mine. So embrace the absurd, well haven't you heard? The beauty in ugly is not hard to find
So hello again I'm Mi$$ Razor De I love ugly things And they tend to love I'm absurd, distorted, still don't sing in key The saint to the gruesome you wish you could be
These are a Few of My Favorite Things - My one true love, my heart, my soul, my life, my everything. Who made me believe in forever.
- Making music that’s deranged to entertain the insane. Currently tackling the roles of Upright bassist, Vocalist, Bass Guitarist, Guitarist, Alto, Tenor, and Bari Saxophonist, as well as being a less then mediocre pianist.
- Makeup and hair, styling that’s beguiling.
- The ugly, the absurd, but most of all the grotesque.
- Body modifications: piercing, tattooing, branding, implanting, scarification, anchoring, suspension, and more.
- Stilt walking and your other run-of-the-mill fantastic circus feats.
- Making clothing, making crafts, making hair, making jewelry.
- Black and white CLASSIC horror films from around the 1930’s and up.
- Special effect makeup, blood and gore, monsters and zombie and ghouls galore.
- My heart holds a spot for the 1930’s.
- Old, old gas masks
- Opera and classical and orchestral music, as well as swing, rag time, and big band.
- Old fashion American Gangsters
- Hearses…especially old hearses…especially having fun in old hearses with my Spooky ;-)
- Winter and Autumn, I don’t do so well in the heat. But I am a sucker for a beautiful snow fall or the crisp fall air.
- Charlie Chaplin will always be my favorite little tramp.
- Cabaret and burlesque, theatrics and vaudeville, good old performance acts of the yester years.
- My collections of bones, x-rays, medical oddities, nutcrackers, and Oogie Boogie paraphernalia.
- My reading of choice Grendel, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, Through the Looking Glass and What Alice saw there, Dante’s Inferno, The Stranger, Anthem, Dr. Seuss, WWII history books, philosophy books.
- Languages, especially the German language.
- Good dental hygiene, the dentist, the dentist chair, the dental tools
. - Corsetry, tight lacing, and girls who have curves to actually accentuate.
- Learning and following the zodiac and astrology. Is it a coincidence that the love of my life and my best friend are my two most compatible signs? I think not!
- My holiday of choice? Halloween of course, how cliché :-P.
- Pumpkins make me smile, I could get lost in a pumpkin patch for hours.
- I collect dolls and nutcrackers.
- Animals and nature. Sunrises and starry nights. Sheep, horses, reptiles, cats, frogs, I have an unhealthy obsession with sheep and my five cats.
- I have had a Mohawk for years and you should too :-P
Music
Body Mods Labret(6g) Double Snake Bites(16-14g) Medusa(14g) Right Monroe(16g) Left Monroe(16g) Split Tongue Septum(12g) Right and Left Nostrils(10g) 10 Ears(2g,4g) Blitzid Logo tattoo (head) Bat and 138(left collar bone) Treble Clef (underside right wrist) Gool's Zombie(right forearm) Oogie Boogie(underside left wrist)
(retired) right eyebrow left hand webbing Tongue Snakebites
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VF Friends These aren't in any kind of order, I love you all
This is Spooky. I love Spooky with all my heart. He is the most amazing man I have ever met. He is beautiful, intelligent, kind, gentle, warm, and incredible all around. He makes me smile. He makes me laugh. He makes me feel complete. He is my world, my universe, my everything. And don't worry baby, we'll have our hearse, our chair, and all our own little things and traditions. I love you sweetie, forever <3333
Kit Kat. Another one of my best friends who I made join VF :P she is never on though but to be fair she HAS a vf so she goes here. We have been through soooo much together. It's crazy. Love ya Slutchest.
MY INTERNET GF AND BLITZKID BUDDY! ZOMG!! I stick it in both their buttz every night. It's hawt. You wish you could do the same.
This is Ajax. She is one of my best friends in real life and I made her join VF a little while ago :P. She is my missy Doodle and I love her very much :) I have known her since forever, seriously. BFF <33
The Sisters of Mayhem is the Roller Derby team I am on. These girls are like my rock. We are the true meaning of team work.
This is my beeeeeeeeeautiful wifeh Bekka. She is amazing. She is funney and smart and stunning and fun to be around. I haven't seen her in what seems like ages. I miss you hun, let's make the horror punk babies! <333
My Canadian lover Sara! Don't worry sweetie I will come visit you next year! *hugs* This girly is so much like me it's scary, get out of my head Sara, I miss you and our long convos about craziness :-P
Look at Sin my pretty Kitty. <333 This girl is sweet as pie and always there if you need someone to talk too. We seem to talk all the time and I wouldn't have it any other way :) She has become so close to me one of my closest friends on here. <33
Sarah is a muse, my muse. When I am drained I look to her for inspiration. I love out late night conversations that last for HOURS. One of the most original people I know <333
Victor
Victor is awesome. He is my silence of the lambs buddy. IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE FUCKING BASKET BITCH hahahaha. When you visiting me asshole.
Kim is my Aussie double I swear. We are soo alike it IS scary. I can't wait till she comes to America it will be some of the best memories of my life. She is another huge inspiration to me. Her modeling, her photography. Brilliant. She is beautiful inside and out <3 MUCH love.
Countess is stunning. She is strong and talented and has a good head on her shoulders. She has overcome so much and has so much to show for it. I love this girl, she is the real deal :-).
I have known Ashley for a VERY long time and have watched her grow into a beautiful, stylish young woman. It makes me so proud to know that I have inspired her through the years. I love you Ashley and miss you. You are a wonderful, young lady.
I met Dan FOREVER ago on myspace. We clicked instantly and used to talk every single day. Though we haven't done that i quite some time I still love my Gay Husband and can't wait till he comes to visit and NOT end up in Bostom :P
Tanya is pretty well known and I remember seeing her on here so very long ago. I thought she was one of the most beautiful ladies I have ever seen and I still feel that way. She is my Wifey ! We have the same teeth obsession :-P
Ryan is awesome. Funny, sweet, and always there to listen. I miss our long convos and crazy finish those lyrics games :-P <333
Joe is soooooooooooo awesome! He is fierce, he has amazing style and attitude to boot!
This is Sol. Though I haven't talked to Sol a LONG time I feel she deserves to be up here because in the short amount of time I have talked to her she has proved to be not only a breathtakingly beautiful girl but far more brilliant than most people I have met. She deserves much love and respect.
ZOMG Danielle is sooo hawt and she is my wifey! it was love at first sight and we married and touch each other's sexy bewbies. HAWT!!!
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