I'm going to rewrite this profile within the next 10 minutes, and then I am going to go to bed and leave it alone for another 2 years.

What am I? Do you see a man? A boy? A girl? A space fucking alien? This is the internet, and we can be whatever we want to be. To you I am what I want you to see, and don't you ever forget it. You can never know me from a profile and a few comments exchanged. The internet is a difficult place to get to know someone, for sure.

I don't look like my main photo anymore. I have long hair and boobs out to here. BJ lips, however, are still intact. What does it all mean? It means whatever you think it means, and it doesn't matter either way.



I don't use this site anymore. I leave this profile up because I put so much work into it and it seems a shame just to delete it. Funny how my layout annoys me but I just don't care enough to put any effort into changing it.

Call me Alex. Call me Sam. You can call me whatever you want. I go to University. I major in Politics, Philosophy and History. I minor in Economics and Religious Studies. I sit and play Final Fantasy with my boyfriend and friends when we should be working. We live off of a pizza called a Meat Supreme - it's got Ham, Salami, Peperoni, Steak and Bacon on it. Eat your heart out you vegetarian freaks.

That's all now. Thanks for playing.

Androgyny • Art & drawing [I can't stress this enough] • rock stars [Especially Glam Rock Stars] • glam rock • MICHAEL JACKSON • Josef Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili/Josef Vissarionovich Stalin • Stalinism • correct grammar [So pedantic] • the word "jackass" • flags • the Union Jack • posters • ergonomics with aesthetics • taste [Pertaining to quality] • perfection • style • males • male bodies • make up on males • chocolate • England • England • England • home-cooked meals • perceptions • perspectives • quotes • being quoted • the nickname given to early Harley Davidsons ["The Grey Fellow" - So noble] • ideas • cold pizza • lip balm • concepts • thinking, contemplating & pondering • logic • reason • common sense • wry • wit • passion • frost • rain • scent of rain • Firefox [How I hate IE] • socks • beanies/hats • bacon • crème caramel • chocolate chiffon cake • sleeping • dreams • cheese • muffins • clouds • trance • oratory & rhetoric • hypothetic • words • the English language • names • cynicism • dandyism • subtlety • genetics • coffee milkshakes • the ancient world • chaos • ethics • etiquette • forgetting etiquette • propaganda [It's intriguing] • PS2 • intelligence • knowledge • the senses • helping people • cold weather • hands • creativity • originality • maps of old • insults • Romanticism • DADA • Pop Art • Impressionism • Expressionism • 20th-century abstract sculpture • macaroni and cheese • communism • socialism • totalitarianism • colour • black • red • white • orange • pink • yellow • blue slush • shooting [.45 semi-automatic colt pistols] • freedom [Though I don't think true freedom is attainable in the age in which we live] • order • over-cast days • twilight • abstract • philosophy • rock climbing • striking up conversations about music with the males working in the metal section of CD stores • cream-coloured masking tape • meerkats • butterflies • London • films • facetiousness • cross-dressers • effeminate males • sociology • two and three piece suits [I'd like a tailor-made pinstripe suit] • flowers • plastic flowers • "emo" hair • autumn • autumn • autumn • Chinese noodles with Jasmine rice • short, homoerotic poems [Think Oscar Wilde perhaps] • cracker bread with Swiss cheese spread • mechanical pencils [0.5 2B] • yaoi • politics • organising my room and thoughts • meaningful conversations • silly conversations • 1337 speak • indie stuff • saying "fuck" • vastness • the essence of things • art stores • book stores • theatre/s • fine & modern art galleries [I prefer fine art ones] • reading • writing • learning • sarcasm • listening • observing • writing rubbish at 4am • oblivion • my dog • Russian accents • French accents • Irish accents • Scottish accents • anti-war protests • foreign films • beauty • palaeontology [Study of dinosaurs] • melodic death metal • classical music [Tchaikovsky, Vivaldi, Mozart, Bach] • contradictions & oxymora [They're funny] • photography • black and white photographs • "&" • eyeliner • imagination • divine, dramatic and Socratic irony • conspiracies • grey-cloud green-grass contrast • solitude • charming people • punctuation • cosiness • those who question • mist/fog • hygiene • watching Olympic diving & gymnastics • showers • quotation marks/inverted commas • spirituality • Charlie Chaplin films • Calvin & Hobbes • Tidus [FFX] • The Far Side [Gary Larson!] • DBZ • History • English • computers • drinking ice-cold water • Brancusi • Renoir • Oscar Wilde • Ernesto Che Guevara • Kurt Cobain • George Orwell • Christian Bale • JOHN CLEESE! [FAWLTY TOWERS!] • Edward Furlong • Edward Norton • Jonathan Rhys-Meyers • Billy Boyd • Sean Hayes • Brian Molko • Adrien Brody • Rowan Atkinson • Angelina Jolie • Cate Blanchett • David Bowie • Jan Smuts • Steven Cohen • Cillian Murphy Freddy Mercury [Praise his godly voice] • Brian Peter George St. Jean le Baptiste de la Salle Eno

SMOKING • Jacob Zuma • Smug people who are holier-than-thou • Evangelical Christians & missionary work • Ann Hart Coulter • The Bush administration […] • Jerry Falwell • Fred Phelps • Pat Robertson • those who cultivate stupidity [Especially en masse] • those who give Wicca a bad name • retard speak [cuz I dnt raely undstnd u if u is tlk liek dis??/] • sea food • shitty death metal • getting my eardrums blown to shit because some twat has a hidden music player at 300% volume playing Cannibal Corpse at 64 kpbs • a lot of females • stupid, manipulative or pathetic females • wind • sand • touching doorknobs or stair railing or anything really • clingy people • frustration • butter on sandwiches • parties • large crowds • television • not being able to think • bad breath • the term "coming out" and all its connotations [Heterosexuals do not announce their sexuality to the world; why should homosexuals? If it's so normal, why make a flaming fiasco out of it?] • messy, unmade beds • those who try and appeal to my vanity • the mentality of most of humankind • golf • lyrics which bear some resemblance to: "Baby girl, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you like that" or "I fucked yo moma bitch, wad-up in da club beech" • saxophones • children whining about "labels" • philistines • the use of finite resources • blissful ignorance • apathy [Apathy kills more than ignorance] • mediocre • average • common • plain stupidity • "blonde" moments • fake, materialistic lives • genetically modified foods • commercialism & capitalism • corporate or advertising whores • corporate power bitches in business suits • my insane laziness • second-rate corporate giants monopolising anything • mass-production • flaming faggots • self-righteous vegans [Sod off already] • religious dogma • the phrase "Rainbow nation" [If I hear it one more time, I will throw up] • American English • Jerry Springer [Sigh] • wars • political correctness • affirmative action bollocks • reality shows [Big brother? George Orwell is turning in his grave] • getting up early • when good books are made into horrendous films • bureaucracy & inefficiency • alcohol • drugs • greed • night time • direct sunlight [It's just too bright for me] • women's magazines • injections • eye drops • school • lame/pathetic/senseless adverts • rampant consumerism • unpacking bags • small talk • exclamation marks • proxies [Pertaining to computers] • when I'm unable to draw anything decent • stench • obsession with or huge concern over fashions and trends • when people try to seem "scary" or "freaky" [It's all been done before. Nothing shocks anymore. Get over yourselves. You are not scary because you say you fuck dead animals. You're just an idiot] • religion [Prescribed bullshit] • when people don't know the difference between you're/your, their/they're/there, then/than, to/too or that "a lot" is TWO words [The concepts really aren't that difficult to grasp] • the vast majority of fast food • sex scandals • tabloids & gossip bullshit • animal testing/abuse • racists • homophobes • bigots • corrupt governments [Hah, all of them then] • flies • mosquitoes [WHAT purpose do they serve?]

3 Doors Down • A Perfect Circle • ACDC • Adema • Aerosmith • AFI • Alexisonfire • Alice Cooper • Alice in Chains • Alien Ant Farm • Alkaline Trio • Apocalyptica • Arch Enemy • Ashley#6 • At the Drive in • At the Gates • Avril Lavigne • Billy Talent • Bjork • Blind Guardian • Blindside • Blink 182 • Blur • Blutengel • Bob Marley • Body Rockers • Bon Jovi • Bread • Brian Eno • Bright Eyes • Bush • Butthole surfers • Carfax Abbey • Celldweller • Chemical Brothers • Children of Bodom • Chloe Bridges • Chris de Burgh • Cockney Rebel • Coldplay • Cutting Jade • Daft Punk • Dark Matter • Dark Tranquillity • Darude • Dashboard Confessionals • David Bowie • Deep Purple • Deftones • Dido • Dimension Zero • Dimmu Borgir • Disturbed • Dope • Don McLean • Dope • Dredsen Dolls • Eiffel 65 • Eisbrecher • Eminem • Entwine • Enya • Evanescence • Extol • Eyes of Fire • Faith and the Muse• Faithless • Feeder • Flyleaf • Free • From Autumn to Ashes • From First to Last • Front Line Assembly • Garbage • Gary Joules • Glassjaw • Godsmack • Guns 'n' Roses • Haste • HIM • Hocico • Hoobastank • Idiot • Iggy Pop & The Stooges • Ill Nino • In Flames • Incubus • Infected Mushroom • Iron Maiden • Jack off Jill • James Blunt • James Newton Howard • Jimi Hendrix • Joni Mitchell • Judas Priest • Killswitch Engage • Kittie • Korn • Kylie Minogue • Lacuna Coil • Lamb of God • Led Zeppelin • Left Hand Wrath • Linkin Park • Machine Head • Madonna • Marilyn Manson • Megadeth • Metallica • Michael Jackson • Mindless Self Indulgence • Moby • Moonspell • Mudvayne • Muderdolls • Muse • Mushroomhead • My Chemical Romance • My Dying Bride • My Ruin • Negative Flood Cycle • Nickleback • Nightrage • Nightwish • Nine Inch Nails • Nirvana • No Doubt • NOFX • Norah Jones • Nuclear Rabbit • Offspring • Old Man's Child • Orgy • Oxygen Thieves • Passenger • Placebo • POD • Poison the Well • Puddle of Mudd • Queen • Rage Against the Machine • Rammstein • Rancid • Ray Lynch • Reason for Nothing • Red Hot Chilli Peppers • Rotting Christ • Roxette • Saves the Day • Shudder to Think • Silver Lake • Silverchair • Six Feet Under • Skinny Puppy • Slipknot • Smile Empty Soul • Snake River Conspiracy • Soft Cell • Soilwork • Something Corporate • Spice Girls • Stabbing Westward • Staind • Strapping Young Lad • Stuckmojo • Sublime • Sum 41 • Sunny Day Real Estate • System of a Down • Taking Back Sunday • Taproot • Tatu • The Arcade Fire • The Beatles • The Black Dahlia Murder • The Cure • The Darkness • The Distillers • The Doors • The Eurythmics • The Mars Volta • The Moody Blues • The Ramones • The Rasmus • The Sex Pistols • The Temptations • The Used • The Vaselines • The Venus in Furs • The Vines • The White Stripes • The Who • Thursday • Tool • Trail of Dead • Trash Vanity • Travis • Trust Company • U2 • Uriah Heep • Van Halen • Vanessa-Mae • Velvet Acid Christ • Velvet Revolver • Vera Lynn • Village people • VNV Nation • VTG • Wheatus • Wintersleep • Xiu Xiu • Yoji Biomehanika • Zeroscape