The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese---me
Status: Heavy set friend that has been sleeping on my couch asked what "lethargic" meant. I pointed at him. I'm a ass XD
Sex: male Age: 25 Location: Granton,
Wisconsin, United States
Member since: October 08, 2009 Account: Premium Member Orientation: Straight Friends with:_Nemi_ Sister::PsychodelicDoll Stalking:Vyolyt Best Friends with:vvrare
Wash behind your ears because my pancakes have boobs. There first awkward sentence is over. So hmm...Hi? *waves* intrigued or weirded out yet? If intrigued there is probably something wrong with you, so we will get along just fine. If weirded out and still willing to try conversing fair warning the insanity only goes up from here *shows picture of gingerbread man raping diabetic with candy cane.* Also there is a very good chance I will offend you dear reader at some point, because I joke a lot. Let me assure you this most likely is not on purpose....unless you friend me without talking to me. At which point I will probably harass you out of boredom...maybe that should be first sentence since people have short attention spans nowadays. Damn whipper snappers *yells from porch waving cane.* also I will release my quadropalegic midget nudist nuns on anyone that assumes "u r perdy" is a good message to leave for me. Anyone tired of reading this yet? I have sleeping pill if so....okay so its more of a hammer with sleeping pill written on it. Its stats are 99% critical strike chance, super effective, and sleep. Okay if that last line didn't make you laugh you are probably a better person then me. I like chcoclate pudding and polka dubstep. By the way I play a variety of instruments and write songs about mexican drug lords cutting peoples hands off and using them as sex toys. Oh I make stuff *wittles a slightly smaller stick out of bigger stick* ta freaking dah. For my next trick I will turn a orphan into a meat puppet. *pulls out accordion and plays "song of storms from Zelda"* damn weather won't listen to me unless I curse it out. Oh in starting a conversation I may start with "oi prick" or "hey you with the tiny hooker hands" so heads up. Anyone else ever drawn blood with a straw? Safe word is banana. Now that is enough for you to read now go and worship a spork.
Likes
Music, my daughter, my nieces, my friends, SNAKES :) drawing and sculpting, museums, long walks, conversations, jokes, acting goofy, cuddling, honesty, laughing, tattoo's and piercings, reading, old tv shows like The Munsters, jamming with other musicians, do not disturb signs, awkward dancing haha, and much more.
Dislikes
Hypocrites, cheaters, ICP (remember threatening someone with a hatchet, is like threatening to rape someone with a small penis. They will just laugh and kick the shit out of you), rap, spiders, clowns, horses, Not being able to make people laugh or smile, breaking promises, some other stuff.
Favorite Music
Acid Bath, Alice in Chains, Angelspit, Behemoth, Cannibal Corpse, Celldweller, Children of Bodom, Coal Chamber, Combichrist, Death, Devildriver, Dimmu Borgir, Dope, Dying Fetus, Element A440, Glass Pinata, Hanzel und Gretyl, High on fire, Horse the band, Khold, Kittie, Korn, Lamb of God, Lollipop lust kill, Machine Head, Manson, Mindless self indulgence, mudvayne, mushroomhead, Old mans child, Opeth, Otep, Ozzy, A Perfect circle, Pink Floyd, Powerman 5000, Psyclon Nine, Queen, Rammstein, Rob Zombie, Satyricon, Screaming Mechanical Brain, Slayer, Spectrum-X, System of a down, Toxic Coma, Vader, Velvet Acid Christ, Wednesday 13. Should be a good list.
Well that's never good. I do a lot of thinking it usually gets turned into some form of dark collective writing... I have so many ramblings, I am not sure what to do with them...
ADD FRIEND
ADD FAVORITE
ADD TO SHITLIST
ADD TO CULT
BLOCK USER
REPORT USER
