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Psycho_Mike

"...there is no folly of the beasts of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of men." - Herman Melville
Status: My boredom is all-consuming; it grows, it breeds.
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Psycho_Mike
Lumen + Dexter 4ever! What's so funny? My skateboard, which I don't know how to use... but it's just so beautiful. I learned how to tie a tie! Sunrise... Snake Winter Bear and Chess frollicking in the powder. Hersh by a tree in the first snow of the season "Mroww" (Translation: We control the vertical and the horizontal... please stand by.) Clouds
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Sex: male
Age: 23
Location: Here., Ontario, Canada
Orientation: Straight
Status: In a relationship
Rating: 8.47
Rating points: 144
Member since: October 24, 2006
Last logged in: April 27, 2012, 08:25pm
Occupation: suffering artist
Account Status: Free Account
Rated by: 17 people
Latest Journal Entry: Burn motherfucker, burn.   April 02, 2012, 11:12pm

Profile:
Hi, I'm Mike. Welcome to my humble attempt at a profile, it is a mere expression of myself. Okay, first off, I am desperately in love with the absolute best, in all ways, person I know. I mean she puts up with me, need I say more? It's disgusting how much I pine for her, it really is. I am a natural-born tinkerer, I like working on damn near anything, even if I know jack-shit about it. I can figure things out rather quickly. I love spending time learning about things but if someone tries to teach me I more or less shut down. I'm a blood donor (uh, to the Canadian Blood Service, sorry If I piqued anyone's interest about that) and I've signed a card that says when I die they can strip me for parts. I have a strange and mostly unfunny sense of humour, I usually attribute this to the fact that I know a lot, so i make references no one understands. At first glance I seem uptight and I guess I am about myself, but I don't really give a shit about what you do, it's your business. If you comment on me I will more than likely respond within two days. I'm overly polite that way i guess. I'm overly opinionated and if you want to get into a philosophical/theological debate I'm up for it all the time. It's hard to get me angry, so no worries there. I also want to be a writer, people say I'm pretty good. That or a criminologist (I like my sickos). I'm also somewhat apathetic and it's possible I have OCD. You can usually tell I'm in a good mood if I'm sharpening up my fingers to Bobby Darin. Oldies all the way! I have a very dark sense of humour, plus i can find the humour in any situation or happening. That's it. That's my prologue. Enjoy.
imageYou scored as Hannibal Lecter, You are Hannibal Lecter. You dont need to eat human flesh to live, but do so because it just taste good. You are very intelligent, and enjoy using it to your advantage to keep people guessing. You arent a killing machine, but when you do decide to let loose, watch out! Dinner is served, with some fava beans, and a nice chianti!

Hannibal Lecter

65%

Leatherface

65%

Jigsaw

60%

Freddy Krueger

55%

Pinhead

50%

Buffalo Bill

50%

Captain Spaulding

40%

Michael Myers

35%

Jason Voorhees

30%

Candyman

25%

Which Horror Killer are You?
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imageYou scored as Goth, Your A Goth!

Goth

65%

Prepy

40%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev

35%

Trendy

20%

Rocker, Mosher

15%

Skater

15%

Emo

5%

What Group Are You? What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ect
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The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Low
Level 2 (Lustful)High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Low
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

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Barenaked Ladies, people who aren't what some would call "normal", scary movies/stories/books/etc. my friends, knives, fire, blood, not necessarily in that order. oh and dogs(medium-rare) and cats too(well done.) LMAO. I like a lot of movies. I like where some kind of lesson is learned either by the characters or the audience. I like the darker side of life. I kind of like popping my joints a little too much. When I do my neck real fast it creeps people out.
Dislikes:
Most rap and hip-hop but there's some i can stand; same for Country. Homophobes, Racists, people who think they've got me all figured out because of the way i am, people who are a pain in my ass, sometimes myself(but i'm usually in a good enough mood). People who are insufferably cheerful. I wish they'd bring sunshine into other people's lives instead of mine, I burn too easily for that shit.
Favorite Music:
Depends on the words sometimes, sometimes the music, but mostly i like older music. The Rolling Stones. The Doors. Jimi Hendrix(of course)

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