well that was all I wanted to say to be honest, but apparently what you are supposed to do in his space is something called "Marketing". "Marketing" consists of making bold statements about yourself in order to captivate the attention and adulation of the reader.
Jasper was lost in the desert but survived by lassoing a passing camel and sticking a straw in its hump. Jasper and the camel became the best of friends set up a research laboratory and invented a cure for the common cold. But a series of pharmaceutical companies threatened to sue them so they invented an exact replica of the common cold to replace it. In confusion Jasper and the camel started a band called ProcessDrone and their first gig was on Jupiter. Jasper and the camel had an argument about the camel not really contributing much to the musical output, the camel complained that this was due to a lack of anything that might reasonably called "hands" but Jasper stuck to his guns and now performs alone. Jasper also plays occasional DJ slots playing powernoise, shranz, e.b.m. and any other hard dance he can make fit, he does this WITH HIS HANDS!
there you go. Marketing. Piece of cake.