My friends are always laughing at me because I'm such an idiot.
I don't think I'm very funny, though.

My life seems to be one big cheap comedy.
And it would have some cheap title too.

I'm not gothic at all.
I usually wear jeans and classic rock shirts.

I'm smarter than I seem.
Really.

I am obsessed with Caesar.
And my youth hero was Napoleon.

I will always be nice to you.
Unless you would show me that you really suck.

Having many enemies is not my style.
I prefer having many friends.

I never drink alcohol.
I'm not cool anyway.

I don't think I'm fat.
Yes; I'm really a girl.

I like being alone.
But I like being among friends too.

The only thing which makes me feel miserable,
is fried banana.

I always read books written by males.
And Oscar Wilde is one of my heroes.

I want to study at university.
Therefore I'm quite a nerd.

There are many people who don't like me.
Although most of them don't even know me.

I strongly support gay marriage.
Because love is love and discrimination is discrimination.

I own way too many shoes.
But I always wear my Vans or Doc Martens

I'm a so called "loser".
I like it that way.

I always read Dickon Edward's weblog.
You should do that too. He's lovely.

About two years ago, I hardly knew any English.
But I learnt it fastly because of VF.

I have fear of heights.
And I'm afraid of maggots.

People who are "bisexual" because of the trend,
are not cool.

VF is addictive.
I'm one of its junks.

I speak 4 languages.
And I understand 5 ones.

I've never been outside Europe.
But I'd like to travel the world someday.

The end.

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