My name is Matt. I light things on fire and I strap them to rockets and send them to a different planet so aliens can enjoy the things we have this world. What are you doing to try to prevent an alien invasion?!?? hahaha
Now, before you get into depth with reading my profile, I want to get this out there:
I HAVE A WONDERFUL GIRLFRIEND AND I AM HAPPILY TAKEN
Now that I have that cleared up, please continue to read //.^
I could very well be the nicest guy in the world. But ya know what? Back me in a corner and I could be one mean mutha-fucker. I smoke cigars and pipe tobacco, I enjoy a drink here and there, and I stay the eff away from drugs. I dont do any of the following enough to say I am addicted. I love the little things in life. I also enjoy the bigger things, but I know and expect them not to show up in my life very often. I hope we can be friends. If not...well, you ever watch those Saw movies? Yeah, thats a good idea of what could happen. Are you frightened? Then calm the fuck down and realize Im kidding hahaha. I seriously am a nice guy, and I will suprise you. So you know where the buttons and shit are, click them and shoot me a message. And as a side note, message me before you just up and add me as a friend please. Nothing annoys me more than having a bunch of people on my friends list that I don't know. And for shits and giggles, add the word "Boom-kat" at the beginning of your comment if you read this. I also have a cellular device. If you have one of said devices, let me have your message routing identification code and we shall communicate. :P
Music! Best believe it son :P Art! Paint, drawing, sketches, the works :D Smiley faces! Need I say more? :O Honest people! Cause lying is for liars xD Girls! Fancy that? And not in any sort of sexual way, but because for some reason all my friends just happen to be woman, so I can just relate haha ;) Family and friends! Cause you can't live without them :)
I dont have a big list of dislikes. But there are a lot of things I hate. xD Kidding. But in all reality here are the things I cant stand. If you are a liar, gtfo of my page. I cant stand you. If you intend on using my kindness for your own benefit, fuck off. If you want to judge me by my appearance and my size, shove a big one up your nose. Other than that, Im pretty sure I can stand you. As I said before Im quite lovable. But dont fuck it up, or I will hunt you down and gut you of your heart, spine, and liver...and feed your brain to my underground Zombie Army.
Oh my. I have a lot of favorite bands. And I also have quite possibly the most diverse taste of music. Seriously. But I dont really listen to blue grass and most country. If it has anything to do with a pick-up truck, whiskey, and your hound dog, Im not gonna listen to it. At all. But here are my favorite top 6 bands. I would love to sit here and type the rest but as I type this, its almost 4'o'clock in the morning, and Im kinda tired. So if you cant appreciate my dedication, then fuck off :D hahaha 1) Demon Hunter <3 2) Nightwish 3) Decyfer Down 4) Sara Barellies 5) Coal Chamber 5) Evanescence
