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ParasiteJaws
Profile: LifeForm Analysis........ Specimen Identification.. Jaws Life Duration............ 22 years Species Location......... Philadelphia my name is jaws. im strait up Philly trash, or so i've been told I'm a daddy and i have the most wonderful son in the world the only things i care about in my life are my son grimm, and my bands, myparasites, and tempting fate.  ok... ego trip.... heres goes..im basically everything you wish you were. you are all just little generic offsets of what i used to be, but i've grown up and grown away from you all. i'm in every way, shape, and form, much much better than you . and its not being conceeded, its just being realistic. i've seen many of you try to pull off what i do, and fail miserably, and its not flattering, its nausiating you are all selfish rotton contagious epidemics of unorigional artificial counterfeit wanna be replicas of what i am. you can try to emulate me all you want, but at the end of the day, the mirror doesnt lie. and who i am is not whats in the mirror, its who i am inside and none of you mechanical second rate xerox's can possibly be me. so just go cover yourself in blood, and call yourselves "industrialists" and fuckign shit talk me all you want because ill have the last laugh because you are just a walking disease. I've got everything i need, amazing friends, amazing music, an incredible son, and the best sex any of you perverts could ever fucking imagine. so eat your fuckking hearts out. i do vocals and alot of other stuff in MyParasites i've played live drums for tempting fate, and keys for Ninetwelve Music is my life. technically, i listen to "industrial" music. Myparasites' genre is "elektropowerthrashnoizecore" Im sick of people breaking down music into hundreds of subcatagories. i like the kind of music that sounds good to me. period i will remix anything you send my way. and ill make it rediculous. ill make it my own. ill make it sickk i model for GodEmperor23 clothing. if you see me wearing something thats not GodEmperor23, its a rare occurance. i work, i go to clubs, i make music, i like spending time with my fiance and my son. it seems like all fun and games but im probably more stressed than you could imagine if you ever meet me, good for you. if i ever talk to you, feel honored. but i probably wont. Im only on myspace for networking and to keep in contact with people. i've met people from the internet before and had some traumatizing experiences. so dont expect me to come "chill" with you. Likes:   check out Wireless midi!!!!!    If you're interested in remixing one of my songs, you can check out our profile on Remixwars.com  if remixwars is giving you trouble, email us at myparasites@msn.com this boy is my life  Dislikes: i hate 90% of my ex girlfriends, i hate stop signs, fuckking drive through windows that dont work... i hate people who wear watches... people who steal my identity, i hate virgins, i hate heartbreakers, i hate liars, cheaters, the female race in general, i hate silence, i hate weed, i hate people with too many fuckking muscles, and people with accents, away messages on AIM, i hate bmp. files, and AIFF files. i hate everyone who works at dunkin donuts, i hate meaningless sex, dial up internet, jealousy, i hate fat people, politics, cell phone bills, i hate crooked teeth, i hate monkeys, i hate dirt under my nails, i hate fuckking tight girl pants on guys, i hate regret, i hate being envious, i hate being envied, i hate advice given to me, i hate pianos, i hate being second best, not being good enough, trying so hard when all my efforts are in vain, i hate illinois, i hate nail polish that WONT come off. i fuckking hate the number of friends i have on myspace, i hate my eyes, i hate you for botheirng to read all of this, i hate being desperate, i hate desire, parasites, love, detectives, i hate eating, i hate obsession, humans, dreams, reality, bright lights, i hate fish, i hate fighting, i hate slutty girls,Favorite Music:  Andraculoid, Cyanotic, God Module,Infected Mushroom, Agonoize, Noisex, Punto Omega, Velvet Acid Christ, Informatik, Aphex Twin, icon of coil, The Horroris, Unter Null, Suicide Commando, Hocico, Human Factors Lab, The Berzerker, ect ect.  Homepage: http://www.myspace.com/_jaws Link 1: http://www.myspace.com/myparasites Link 2: http://users.bandzoogle.com/temptingfatemusic/ Link 3: http://www.myspace.com/temptingxfate
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