I never like typing things into these little boxes because I know that this paragraph, and my picture, are what you will judge me on as a person. I never know what to say.
This is just the surface
I'm an omnivorous homo sapien of the bipedal variety, on occasion I adapt a semi-arboreal lifestyle.
5'10" Hazel eyes, dark hair, I'm curvy, I used to be fat. Very tattooed. Very pierced.
They call me Andrea and/or sir
I can be a little shy until I've assured myself that you're not going to eat me or try and fight me to the death.
I'm way too curious
I collect bones and animal teeth.
I'm paranoid and a little awkward
I'm a belly dancer. I'm trained in the tribal and tribal fusion styles, but recently started studying the more traditional turkish and cabaret.
I'm in college, Psychology Major. Despite being two classes away from a degree, this will change soon because the more I learn about people the more I dislike them.
I can be extremely aggressive if pushed, but I see no need for people to be so damn mean for no reason, so I can guarantee that if you choose to talk to me I won't be an asshole to you.
ON ART: I'm an artist, and one of my hugest pet peeves is the fact that our society has fallen into a trend of glorifying the mediocre and making a tragic spectacle of creation. Once you put mediocrity on a pedestal, you've destroyed art altogether.
I'm starting to learn that charisma is an invaluable tool for dealing with the world. Hard to come by though, and a mind of your own is key to surviving the social world unscathed.
*And please don't send me creepy messages, they freak me out.
CULTS:
Likes
Art Music Dancing Friends LAUF Bones Morbid humor My dog Zebras Boys who smell nice Skipping about like a tard Yoga Pilates Pineapple The beach Weird stuff Gore Good horror movies Getting out of the house Laser tag! Movies Male models CSI Action Fashion Making clothes People with great style Simplicity Various woodland creatures Makeup Hair Nice facial structure Shoes Black and white Animal prints Adventure Patent leather Piercings Tattoos Dexter Chrome The park The show Scrubs Metalocalypse Roller coasters Potential Secret agents Diet coke Getting new ideas Tea Epic things to laugh at Books The occasional hookah(for shisha) Pain
My fave Dancers: Alexandra Beller Isadora Duncan Rachel Brice
Sashi Zoe Jakes Sharon Kihara
Dislikes
Spiders Zombies Rude people People who don't know how to take a fucking shower Having the same hairstyle for too long My temper Profiles that make my eyes bleed When people aren't honest with me Rejection Catty girls...seriously, get a life fucking cum dumpsters Stress Being used Perfume People with no sense of humor War movies Creepy comments Tiny annoying sounds People who think they're entitled to my personal thoughts Boring people Failing Fat guys(sorry, nothing against big guys, just not into them) Elitists Being told what to do Being sick Being tired Pulled muscles Teachers with god complexes When people are angry with me Heaters Foreign electrical outlets that I can't plug my hair straightener into Dropping my electrical toothbrush and spewing toothpaste all over the front of my shirt Unreliable people The fact that hardly anyone reads anymore False eyelashes, bodyshapers, excesive makeup(all false advertising) Wind Scratched cds Bad music Loud eaters People who talk during movies People who recite the script of a movie while you're trying to watch it Or sing along with a song when you're trying to listen
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Probably not what you like, so why bother telling you?
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