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ObsoleteLaika
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Sex: female
Age: 18
Location: Ha'sten Havneby, Planet Earth, Denmark
Orientation: Undecided
Rating: 9.94
Rating points: 1611
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Member since: November 18, 2007
Last logged in: December 02, 2008, 05:46pm
Status: Widow
Occupation: Lektor ved Københavns Hovedbanegård
Account Status: Premium Member
Rated by: 162 people
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Latest Journal Entry: 3rd entry today. December 01, 2008, 04:31pm
Profile:
INFO
Mjello. I go by the name of Tun, or Tenna Terminator, or.. Well, you get the picture. I am an eighteen-year-old female who currently resides in the city of Ha'sten Havneby, right between Randers and Århus. I hate it here. I love Århus though. I love Århus a lot, I go there every time I get the chance. It has everything, and being there makes me feel like a big-city kid, which, unfortunately, I am not. I live in a house with me mum, me sister, and me dog. Me dad lives only a few hundred meters away, so it's not really that bad. I have often met people who used to call themselves musicfreaks, but realized, after meeting me, that they were abusing the term, haha. It's not like I know a gazillion bands, I just know a lot of bands that are not very famous. And I listen to music all the time. Eight to ten hours a day, usually. When I'm not in school, that is. I am not going to throw out klichés like "I can be the nicest person you will ever meet, or the biggest bitch ever!", because I am not likely to be the NICEST person you'll ever meet, but if you're nice, I'm nice. And I'm not going to be a bitch for the simple reason that if I don't like you, I'll leave you alone. You're not gonna see any pictures of me in my undies, or nothing but ducttape over my boobs. I think the idea of posting halfway nude photos of yourself on a page like this is fucking ridiculous. What do you get out of it, apart from perves who want to see more? Oh, and if you have photos like that of yourself on your profile, chances are, that I'm just as interested in talking to you, as I am in having my knees surgically removed and replaced with lentils and little pieces of cinderblock. Compensating for your lack of intellect by posting nude photos of yourself does not earn you any points in my book. I don't care much about the "elite" of VF. What do you have to be elitist about? You're not more beautiful than us others (even if you might think so), you're not smarter, you don't have any more redeeming qualities than us regular members, so what, exactly, are you boasting about? Besides, this is the INTERNET, if you feel better about yourself if you call yourself "elitist" on the internet then peace be with it. I just think it's kind of amusing. I have many strong opinions, and although I might not win in arguments, I stand by them. I won't hate you if we don't agree, though, as I'm quite fond of agreeing to disagree (:. My auditive memory is far better than my visual. I remember people by voices, not faces. Strangely, however, I am quite good at drawing, and VERY unmusical (:. I hate how every third username on this side contains either cupcake, massacre, or suicide. We live in a world where even the unconformists conform. Be original, puh-lease! It might make me come across as arrogant, but I just don't like people who do or say certain things just because they won't get accepted by the majority otherwise. Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind. I might be premium, but I'm not gonna be all "ICU, comment before you leave, or I'll gouge your eyes out and replace 'em with Cadbury-eggs!", 'cause seriously.. If you don't find me interesting, you're allowed to fuck off. No hard feelings. I am a HUGE g33k. No, srsly. I read comics, watch arthouse movies, and listen to alternative rock. Mentally, I am a nineties-child. And a seventies-child. I am bit of a glam-rocker, see. I don't really fit the usual clientel of this site, but I haven't been judged by anyone yet, so I'm well off. I am mainly here because I am active in the cult Nordic_Naughties. It's a brill cult, if you're Scandinavian, join! You'll have ounces of fun, promise. Well, I'm off to get some tea. If you have any questions, feel free to ask. I speak english, jeg taler dansk, und ich spreche ein bißhen Deutsch, so just write to me, we'll figure it out, as I am really very nice (:. Tata. PS. If anyone knows the density of parsley, will they please inform me? I would really like to know. LIKES
Comics (or, graphic novels.)
movies
Århus
music
my friends
the invention of the internet
PopRocks
VF
MySpace
ModBlog
PostSecret
traveling
the states of California and Nevada
nighttime
black humor
colorful eye-make up
strangers
public transportation
the feeling of freedom
tea
Anders Lund Madsen
euphoria
Internet-drama (I'm not much of a drama queen, but drama over the internet makes me giggle like a schoolgirl)
hugs
ParadIS ice-cream
Roskilde Festival (was there '06 & '07)
Harry Potter
David Caruso (one of the most TANTALIZING characters in today's cinema. His complete lack of talent amazes me to no end.)
being a part of something
some of my family
people with a SHITLOAD of self-irony
animals (mostly dogs. I really love dogs =D)
Daria
The Mighty Boosh (mostly the first season and the radio show)
my DVD-collection
getting out of trouble
Lip Smackers
Wonka Nerds (I can't get 'em i Denmark, if anyone volunteers to send me a box every now and then, I owe you a pint!)
music videos (Howard Greenhalgh being my alltime favorite director)
dreaming
drawing
writing
going to shows
speaking english with a scottish accent
People who say "I'm not just another pretty face (when people say that, it usually means they are just that. It amuses me to no end.)
this layout (Thanks Roosa (:. )
androgynous men
attractive women
going to the movies
hugs
body modifications
nostalgia
sleeping
meeting new people
jellyfish
limericks
Union Jack
gin
glitter
laughing 'till my stomach hurts
reading
space
philosophy
silly rhymes
nail polish (Especially in metallic blue!)
morbid toys
collector's items
gay rights
science fiction
glam rock.
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people who are over-confident
bad movies
the general bias of skinny people
people who are all mouth and no trousers
people who take everything too seriously
when people call me "doll", "sugar", "hun", etc. (I am your PEER, ffs, not your seven-year-old cousin.)
when people can't tell the difference between glam rock and shock rock (No offense to the people who can't, it just bothers me. It's two completely different genres.)
girls who dislike girls for no obvious reason (it was cool to be the tomboy in seventh grade, not get the fuck over it, please)
overly vain people
People who sound like fucking assholes in their profiles (this isn't a fight over being most br00tal, it's a place for making friends, you turd.)
People who have the words "FUCK YOUR SCENE" in their profiles, yet look like another one from the bunch (If you're gonna TRY and be individual, at least try harder than that. If you don't it makes you look more stupid than you already do.)
Ellen Page (you can say what you want, but I think she is just as diverse as David Caruso. And she ain't got the sunglasses to pull it off.)
the bisexuality trend
People who think they're intellectual just because they read Lewis Caroll
the people who take the liberty to complain about luxuries' disappointment (trust me, there's ALWAYS gonna be someone out there worse off than you. So if you're just gonna complain about being grounded for a weekend, zip it)
people who write "I've been through a lot" on their profiles (are you really that arrogant? Do you think you've been through more than other people?! And, really, deep down, what do you get out of flashing that phrase to every fucker who visits your page?)
People who feel sorry for themselves
photography as an "art" form (okay, you have enough money for a camera, and an index finger to push the trigger. Good for you. Now go out and do something that requires TALENT, and then we can talk about you being an artist later.)
When people think they're "amateur photographers" because they have a digital camera (I've got a vajayjay, does that make me an amateur prostitute?)
People who have a list of their fakes on their profiles (Pull your head out of your ass, you twit. Just because impressionable twelve-year-olds think your coontails are the shit, doesn't mean everybody in the entire goddamn world wants to be you, believe it or not.)
the sort of "alternative" people, who are ALL okay with doing drugs and having sex with everything with a pulse, and basically come across as being very open-minded, but simply won't talk to you if you listen to the wrong kind of industrial
PETA-headcases (I respect their opinions, but when it becomes a religion, and they start shit with us carnivores, it stops being good will, and starts being a selfrighteous, holy crusade.)
extremism
People with a condescending attitude
People who try to sound British when they're not (write "gorgeous much? :x" to me, and you can expect my eternal fury. I'm not joking. You sound like an asshole.) Pretentious dickwads who consider themselves worth more than the general population because they have a more extensive vocabulary
when people say they rated you a ten, and haven't (I don't care if you don't rate me, but why the hell tell me you did if you didn't?)
people who claim to be bitches/cunts on their profile (You're not cool, you're just full of yourselves.)
overly affected gay people (I'm not a homophobe, but hiding behind a shield of your own sexuality just makes you an uninteresting person in most cases)
ppl who write like dis lol
waking up
the town in which I live
math
famous scene kids (I don't mind about the STYLE, but the scenekids being FAMOUS for it?! What will the next be? People famous for being French?)
reverse homophobes (as in; "ZOMG I love gay ppl they R like SO much kooler than other ppl". Homophobia is defined by differentiating between straight and gay people, in ANY way, not just negatively)
being underwater
talking on the phone
Sundays
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MUSIC
The Flaming Lips, Placebo, Eels, the Smashing Pumpkins, Panic at the Disco, T.Rex, Nine Inch Nails, Louis XIV, Elliott Smith, the Robots in Disguise, Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark, Garbage, and prolly a MILLION others that I am simply too lazy to write down right now. But U can has sample here; | MOVIES
The Sword In the Stone
SpongeBob Squarepants the Movie
Pokémon 2
Pokémon 3
Tonari No Totoro
Spirited Away
Hannibal & Jerry (Danish kid's flick)
Alice in Wonderland (the one with Tina Majorino as Alice, not the Disney-one)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Lord of the Rings; The Fellowship of the Rings
Lord of the Rings; The Two Towers
Lord of the Rings; The Return of the King
the Nightmare Before Christmas
Big Fish
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Edward Scissorhands
Sleepy Hollow
From Hell
The Craft
the Hole
The Others
Silence of the Lambs
Suspect ZerØ
Se7en
The Exorcist
Cherry Falls
Wishing Stairs
Three... Extremes
Thir13en Ghosts
Gothika
Hellraiser
Hellraiser II
Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
The Sixth Sense
Saw
IT
The Shining
A Clockwork Orange
Coppola's Dracula
Dracula 2001
Tenebre
Phenomena
Cat O' Nine Tails
Bird With Crystal Plumage
Stendhal Syndrome
Suspiria
Phantom of the Opera (The Argento version, not the Schumacher one)
Dawn of the Dead
Land of the Dead
Shaun of the Dead
Resident Evil
Resident Evil - Apocalypse
Gremlins
Gremlins II
Batman Begins
Memento
El Maquinista
Strange Days
12 Monkeys
V for Vendetta
Minority Report
AI
Solaris
Hackers
Natural Born Killers
Taxi Driver
Killing Zoe
Pulp Fiction
Kill Bill I
Kill Bill II
From Dusk Till Dawn
Jackie Brown
Full-Tilt Boogie
Reservoir Dogs
My Name is Modesty Blaise
Grand Theft Parsons
the Boondock Saints
The Big Lebowski
Intermission
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Time Bandits
De Grønne Slagtere
Once Upon a Time in the West
Engel und Joe
Christiane F; Wir Kinder Vom Bahnhof Zoo
Naked Lunch
Trainspotting
Spun
Scarlet Diva
The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things
My Own Private Idaho
Fight Club
the Butterfly Effect
Welcome To The Dollhouse
Palindromes
Magnolia
Fire Walk With Me
Blue Velvet
Mulholland Dr.
Lost In Translation
Far Side of the Moon
Le Fableux Destin D' Amelie Poulin
Donnie Darko (Directors Cut)
Bye Bye Blue Bird
Ghost World
Breakfast Club
Garden State
The Royal Tenenbaums
Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Little Shop of Horrors
Night on Earth
Clerks
Dogma
Clerks II
Little Miss Sunshine
Napoleon Dynamite
American Beauty
Detroit Rock City
Fight Club; Members Only
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Velvet Goldmine
Tommy
The Wall
The movies listed above are only those I have on DVD, I probably like many more, that I just don't remember having seen. As I get them on DVD, I will be sure to list them, if anyone's interested (:. |
Things you (don't) need to know about me
1: I currently have twelve piercings. FiveXleft ear lobes, threeXright ear lobes, oneXright ear industrial, oneXvertical labret, and oneXmedusa.
2: I'd prolly like to talk to you, so don't be afraid to write to me.
3: I am a weird-magnet. Not implying that I AM weird to make myself seem lyktotallyawesum nd randomlol, but really.. I attract weird things. Ask ANY of my friends, they'll agree.
4: I want to become a movie director. My goal is to get into the Los Angeles Film School, in a few years when I'm done with school.
5: I'm quite choosy when it comes to cults. I'll only stay in the ones where I feel like I am challenged, and people are interesting (:. And I'm one of the few people on VF that actually doesn't mind about cult invites, so send away.
6: I only rate honestly. I give tens to those who deserve it. I don't rate anyone else. 'Cause if you rate someone on here less than ten, they will kill you. So I just won't argue about it. But I'd be glad if you would rate me from what you THINK about me, and not just out from the hopes of me giving YOU a ten (:.
7: Please don't ask me to rate and comment back, or give you pic comments. 'Cause here we go; I explained the rating thing, I will comment you if you sound like an awesome person, and I will comment your pics if I think they're nice. I WON'T do it for VF fame. I think that's stupid (:.
8: You will be sure to earn a place on my shitlist if you downrate me for no reason. Give me all the ones you want, but PLEASE tell me why, at least.
9: A small exerct of the bands I have seen live; Mew, Sigur Rós, VETO, Volbeat, Rufus WainwrightX2, Scissors Sisters, HIM, PlaceboX2, My Chemical Romance, The Flaming LipsX2, the Who, The Sounds, Muse, Lucinda Williams, Eels, Black Gold, Panic at the Disco and Louis XIV. Pure show-off, but what the hell =D.
10: I have actually been to Lee Ho Fooks. And I had beef chow mein x'D. It makes me happy everytime I hear that song =DD. R.I.P. Zevon.
11: If you have actually read all the crap I put on here, start off your comment with the word "mjello". First of all because that word makes me happy, second, because then I know you're not just some twat who's after another ten to get them on top voted (:.
12: I write like I speak, hence all the "ehh"'s and "umm"'s in various comments or journal entries. It's bad habit, I don't mean to sound arrogant because of it.
13: I always, ALWAYS reply back to comments and inbox messages. Even the ones that just say "+10". It's decent. I think it's rude not to answer someone when they write something to you. I understand people who don't answer copy/paste-messages, but if you write something that proves that you actually READ their profile, or parts anyway, and actually show interest in them, you could at least have the decency to say cheers for contacting you. Even if you have no interest in them.
14: The first piece of music I ever felt like crying to, was Cherry Blossom Girl, by Air. The video for the song was also one of the main reasons for me to cut off all my hair. | The mystery box.
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He's a guy, it's not like I can get him a car or a girl... Those two being the things he asked for 
I'll be done by the end of the week though. Everything is pretty much wrapped as of now, so I'm good. I'm still waiting for stuff to arrive though; since I ordered a lot of stuff online.
