Nunk!
Hello, I'm Nunk, or Sarah, whichever you want to call me. I'm 18 and I live near Belfast in Northern Ireland....I can't wait to leave, I find it rather boring and small here. I'm still at school, doing an IT course which I like :] I have a part time job in...wait for it. Burger king. Drives me up the walls and round the bend but oh well, it's money.
I'm very shy when I first meet people, I'm likely to not talk much at all. After awhile there's no shutting me up though. I procrastinate a hell of a lot. I'm stubborn and don't like being wrong. I'm very very easily amused. The stupidest thing could have me in tears laughing. I also tend to laugh at all the wrong times, like when someone falls over.. :D While everyone is is going 'oh! are you okay?', I'll be the one in the corner trying to suppress the giggles.
I have a bad habit of falling asleep on almost every bus I get on. Then I wake up after going over a bump and hitting my head off the window in a panic wondering if I've missed my stop. Or to find I had been sleeping with my head tilted back and my mouth hanging open as if I were trying to catch flies. A tad embarrassing.
I'm a bit of a clumsy bastard to say the least. I manage to amuse myself with it most of the time though.
I usually prefer to be around a few close friends rather than in a big group of people.
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Nunk likes...
Going new places, meeting new people, sunny days, sprite with loads of ice xD music, movies, reading, shopping, cats, when you can't stop laughing, neon blue, big boots, food, the sea, wine, beer, walking, having money, concerts, internet, my bed.
Shit weather, heights, spiders, lifts, being bored, being skint, not having something to look forward to, waiting on busses that are ALWAYS FUCKING LATE!! People who are negative about every single thing they could possibly be negative about. Stupid little boys who haven't got any closer to women than through some shitty porn going on like they're the studs of the century, mp3 player battery dying 5 mins after you get on the bus, people who eat with their mouth open-one of the most horrific noises ever! 'schlap schlap schlap CLOSE YOUR BIG GOB DAMNIT!
Uhm...
Adam, drunk, trying to open a bottle of wine with the bottle opener: 'oh for fuck sake! what is wrong with this bloody thing...oh look! it's a screw top!'
[on the phone very late, falling asleep, half starting to dream] David: 'are you still awake..?'
Me: 'Yeah I'm just talking to your webpage'
David: 'What?!!'
Me: [irritated voice] 'I SAIIID I'm talking to your webpage'
Faye 'Look, it's a full moon tonight :]'
Me: 'AWHOOOOOOOO!'
[early morning in brussels, church bell dongs for aaaaages just outside hotel] Adam : 'Oh for christ sake! What is it? 38 o fucking clock?'
[Phone, 4:30am, drunk Andy] Andy: "I have a gorgeous arse! I do! IIIII love my arse!"
Rebecca: 'That guy has a nice ass!' *points*
Me: 'haha you're not wrong'
-Guy turns around, guy is infact a girl with short hair-
Long pause...
[hotel in dublin, very drunk...] -Adam and Sarah run down hallway to ice machine-
-Sarah runs back through hall door and blocks it with foot so adam can't get through- 'Neh neh neh neh neh! *Squishes face and mouth up against glass panel in door' Adam: 'Sarah! there's someone coming!'
Me: 'Haha yeah right! you just want me to let you through! *continues pressing gob against glass pannel-
-see's man standing behind adam-
'OH FUCK!'
"boys! boys! I hear boys!" -jumps up, promtly falls over bed and off other side into open suitcase-
Matt: *points at my hand* LOL look at your hand! hahah! it's like a claw!! hahaha!' Me: 'what?! shut up!'
Matt: -Leans over table laughing, bangs face off pint glass-
Me: 'HAHAHAHAHAHA!'
[In the sea which was very wavy at the time]
Me: *points in general direction of my chest* I'm paranoid these are gonna pop out'
Sophie: 'What?! O_____O'
Me: 'My microdermals, I'm really paranoid they're gonna pop out or something'
Sophie: 'Oooh! I thought you meant you were paranoid that your boobs were gonna pop out of your bikini
-walks through front door, falls flat on arse-
Mum: 'been drinking Sarah?'
Me: 'No! It's these FUCKING shoes! -Makes big scene of taking off shoes, gets up, falls straight back down-
Mum: 'Shoes you say!'
Rebecca: 'Spaghetti grows on trees :)'
Faye: 'LOL no it doesn't, you make it from flour and stuff'
Rebecca: 'no, it really does grow on trees'
-After trip to book shop to find out-
Rebecca: 'but! but my dad told me it grew on trees!'
Matt: 'oww! you just snapped my wrist!'
Me: 'How did I? I just went like this *does it again*' Matt: 'OWWWWW!'
In a shop: Me: 'Eugh it stinks like onions in here :/'
Matt: 'uhh..yeah...sorry, that's me, I burped, I was hoping you wouldn't notice'
Sophie: 'oh my god! Sarah! Sarah! is there poo bird in my hair?!'
Me: '...Poo bird?!!!'
[Both entirely pissed]
'let's see if we can walk backwards!!'
Me: *walks backwards, trips over kerb, headbuts parked car* craig: -dives to try catch me before i hit the ground, trips over own feet and goes down like a sack of shit-
-5 mins later- Craig:'Fuck me! Look! you dented the car with your head!'
Me: 'You fucking sofa spud!'
Sophie: 'is it not couch potato?'
This year...
Nightwish-Dublin-April
Sonata arctica-Dublin-April
Graspop-Belgium-June
Ministry-Dublin-July
Random holiday to France-27th July-4th August
September:
19th: 'Unholy trinity' concert [anathema, my dying bride, paradise lost] - London
October:
11th: Dragonforce & Turisas - Belfast
12th: Dragonforce & Turisas - Dublin
23rd-26th: Trip to Poland! [Sabaton concert on the 24th =D]
November:
18th: Opeth concert - Dublin
THEN WHAT?!!! need stuff to do D: