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Profile:I swear like an angry sailor so if you're offended by that you'll have to excuse my shitty mouth (or keyboard) My humor is stupid and I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who thinks I'm funny. This is my alter-ego because in real life I am not social and I sure as fuck don't talk to random people. But on here.... relax! Just looking for some casual music/weapon/art enthusiasts to meet. The mjolnir pendant is not an anchor.
Likes:music, hiking, nature, travel, other cultures, history (particularly viking culture), ancient weaponry, drawing, painting, space, beards, tattoos, the Futhark, boats, spooning, cuddling, animals who cuddle, vandalism on government property, good humor, girls with hairy armpits, hot men, hot men with long hair, people who skip showers, natural beauty (not necessarily meaning looks), people who think they can dance but can't, smart people who are modest, dumb people who admit they're dumb....
Dislikes:people who pose in the bathroom mirror half naked for a profile picture haha. you know who you are. (GUYS TOO!) people who have thousands of the same picture with slight variations of angles. Again, in the bathroom. Also: too much makeup, overly dyed hair, and just ugly goofy retardedness. And PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! No fuckin anime/manga/hentai shit people. It's annoying and it freaks me out!
Favorite Music:classical, ambient, folk, metal (mostly black). Lots of shit to list but here is a sample of my collection: Amebix, Ancient (old), Asmegin, Atheist, Aura Noir, Bathory, Beethoven, Blasphemy, Blood Red Throne, Bloodbath, Borknagar, Bulldozer, Burzum, Carpathian Forest, Catamenia, Celtic Frost, Dark Fortress, Darkthrone, Death, Deicide, Demonic Christ, Destruction, Dimmu (first album), Dissection, Emperor, English Dogs, Enslaved, Gehenna (old), Gnarkill, Godless North, Gorgoroth, Hellhammer, Horna, Hypocrisy, Immortal, Insect Warfare, Inquisition (columbian) Isengard, Limbonic Art (from my city!), Magog (swedish), Marduk, Mayhem, Morbid, Naglfar (swedish), Nattefrost, Nifelheim, Obsidian Gate, Repulsion, Samael, Sarcofago, Satyricon, Skyforger, Sodom, Stravinsky, Taake, Tchaikovsky, The Tear Garden, The Tragically Hip, Thyrfing, Tormentor, Tsjuder, Tyr, Vader, Venom, Vreid, Wardruna, Windir, Zyklon, Zyklon B...