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Nordic_Monstrosity
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Hey everyone...so yeah...ketchup is weird.
Status: Sweet swirling onion rings! [View Updates]
Sex: male
Age: 27
Location: West Des Moines, Iowa, United States

Member since: March 01, 2011
Account: Free Account
Orientation: Straight
Status: Single
Occupation: Dead Harvester
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Oh no my shirt magically came off...so I'm gonna sit here while the breeze ever so gently kisses my nipples.
Basic Details:
I am a 27 year old dude with aspergers syndrome. Open and friendly. I intend to be a musician and film maker. My interests are limited (part of the aspergers code) but when I have those interests, I try to know everything I can. I am here for friends…actual friends. You know people who talk to each other? Remember those??

More Details: I do everything on my own terms when being creative. Nothing comes in to change or persuade me the other direction. I like new people to talk to...I'm here for a reason. To meet new folks. This is called social networking for a reason. It seems to be self networking these days. I'm Finnish, German, Irish, Austrian, and to be honest I don't know the rest, probably never will. But I treasure the Finnish roots the most. My mind is complicated but mostly open for people to ask about. Not everything though, some things I HAVE to keep to myself. I also suffer from Bi-Polar and mild Psychosis. I talk to everyone who talks to me. I treat you with respect as I would hope you do the same. If not...bye bye.
-Calrissian

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My cat Rasputin...yes, he's fat.
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My former cat Eve (RIP) Who I miss and think about every day.
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Former VF pages: First one (don't remember name) April 2004 - Summer 2004 Bloodless_Razorblade (don't remember how long...about a year) I_Live_Tranquilized (2-3 years until November 2010)

Extra Details:
I'm a big movie freak. I watch a lot of them. Mostly underground, independent, b-movie, foreign horror films. I like watching strange shit.

My Favorite Movies:
Natural Born Killers, Full Metal Jacket, American Psycho, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Gummo, Come and See, Tropic Thunder, Trainspotting, Kids, Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters, The Black Cat, Dumb and Dumber, Orgazmo, Seven Samurai, Yojimbo, Legend, Sid & Nancy, Falling Down, Nothing But Trouble, Bad Santa, Ichi The Killer, Gozu, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Princess Bride, Saving Private Ryan, Edward Scissorhands, Terminator 2, Mars Attacks!, Fifth Element, Forbidden Zone, Evil Dead, Ed Wood, Forrest Gump, Taxidermia, The Elephant Man, Seventh Seal, The Hangover Trilogy, One Flew Over The Cukoo's Nest, The Shining, Fight Club, Bad Boy Bubby, American History X, Taxi Driver, A Clockwork Orange, The 'Burbs, A Night At The Roxbury, Clerks, Aliens, Alien, Prometheus, Apocalypse Now, Choke, Milo and Otis, The Cell, Step Brothers, The Other Guys, Anchorman 1 & 2...and others too. lol.

Video Games:
Doom, Doom 2, Doom 3, Final Doom, Doom 64, Fallout 3, Fallout: New Vegas, Skyrim, Super Mario Bros. 3, Contra 3, Final Fight 2, Halo

Dislikes
I HATE when people have guidelines on how you should talk with them or if you don't follow these you are automatically blocked, shitlisted, etc. We are all equals, if you wanted to be treated like royalty...join the royal family in the UK. You are a person just like me. You are not higher. Yeah we all have things we don't like about people...but don't come up with a list of stuff otherwise we are not worthy of your attention. Grow up! Stop sitting on your high chair, stand on it, and hang yourself. No room for snobs. We have enough cunts, assholes, bitches, and Kardashians to worry about.
Lying. close-mindedness. whores. assholes. users. Green Day. most christians. Fall Out Boy. Good Charlotte. My Chemical Romance. Bullet For My Valentine.
the belief that every situation, law, person, answer, problem, orientation, rule, is either black or white with no grey area.
People who think one race, sex, orientation, political choice, religion, etc. is better than the other. I can honestly say that no one is better than the other...were just as dumb as the person next to us. There...we all suck. Now shut up.
Favorite Music
Concerts:

3 Doors Down (ugh)
Screaming Mechanical Brain (x5)
Rammstein
Queens of the Stone Age
Slipknot
Primus
Down
Dax Riggs (x2)
Om
Stone Sour (yawn)
Monster Magnet
Ministry

Top 10 Favorite Bands:

1. Acid Bath

2. Psycore

3. Monster Magnet

4. Type O Negative

5. Burzum

6. Sleep

7. High On Fire

8. Primus

9. Beastie Boys

10. Alice in Chains

Others Bands I Like:

13th Floor Elevators, Acid Ape, Acid King, Acid Witch, Agents of Oblivion, Agent Steel, Alien Sex Fiend, American Head Charge, Anthrax, Asbestosdeath, Assjack, The Asteroids Galaxy Tour, Beck, Billy Idol, Biohazard, Bjork, The Black Angels, Black Flag, The Black Keys, Black Sabbath, Blood Farmers, The Butthole Surfers, Circle Jerks, Clutch, ColdWorld, Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains, Colenol Claypool and The Flying Frog Brigade, The Cramps, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Crossbreed, Crowbar, The Cult, Curtis Mayfield, Cypress Hill, Daisy Chainsaw, Daisyhead and the Mooncrickets, Danzig, Darkspace, Darkthrone, David Bowie, Dax Riggs, Deadboy and the Elephantmen, Deadlife, Defenestration, Deified, Depakote, Donita Sparks, The Doors, Down, Drudkh, Electric Wizard, Ennio Morricone, Enslaved, Exploited, Factory 81, Faith No More, Falgar, Fear Factory, Filter, Fisting Mary, Gabriel and the Apocalypse, Georgian Skull, GG Allin, Ghost B.C., Ghosts of Oceania, Goatwhore, Godtherapy, Golgotha (Pre-Acid Bath), Gravediggaz, Gwar, Harakiri For The Sky, Hawkwind, Hecate Enthroned, Hole (1991-1998), Ildjarn, Iron Butterfly, Iron Maiden, Jane's Addiction, Jerry Cantrell, The Jim Carroll Band, Jimi Hendrix, Joel Vandroogenbroeck, Jon LaJoie, Kalas, Korn (Old), Kyuss, L7, Lalleshwari, Led Zeppelin, Lenny Kravitz, Les Claypool, Les Claypool and the Holy Mackeral, Lunar Aurora, Mad Season, The Manson Family (Yes, the real Manson family), Marilyn Manson (1994-2005), Mark Lanegan, Massive Attack, Mastodon, Mayhem, Megadeth, Melt-Banana, Mike Doughty, Mikrotone, Ministry, Modest Mouse, Mother Love Bone, Motley Crue, Motograter, Mr. Bungle, Mushroomhead, Namanax, Nattefrost, Necromis, Necrophagia (1998-Current), Nirvana, Nokturnal Mortum, Obituary, Om, Oysterhead, Ozzy Osbourne, Pantera, Pearl Jam, Portal, Prince, The Prodigy, Psychostick, Public Image Ltd., Puscifer, Queen Adreena (Katie Jane Garside is the hottest and most talented female vocalist), Queens of the Stone Age, Rage Against The Machine, Rammstein, Reagan Youth, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Relative Ash, Revenge of Lorenzo, Robyn (sexiest pop star on earth), Rob Zombie, Rolling Stones (1960's), Rollins Band, Royal Thunder, Ruby Throat, Sausage, Screaming Mechanical Brain/Screaming Monkey Boner, Screaming Trees, Sea of Green, The Seeds, Sepultura, Sex Pistols, Shiloh Chruch, Shrum, Sister Soleil, Slayer, Slipknot (Only MFKR), Smashing Pumpkins, Soul Coughing, Soundgarden, Stelvio Cipriani, Stepa (Finnish Rapper), Stephen Lynch, Strawberry Alarm Clock, Stump, Summoning, Superchief, Swedens Finest, Tangerine Dream, Tech N9ne, Thorn, Tool, Toxic Holocaust, Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats, Ulver, Van Halen (David Lee Roth Era), The Verve, Viking Crown, Watter, White Stripes, White Zombie, Windir, Wolfmother, Xothist

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xXMasqueradeXx

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Aug 27, 2015, 01:04am
I rated you a 10 because fuck the haters XD Hope your doing well.

Spirit + Marcus = heart

KttyLynn
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Aug 01, 2015, 03:47pm
Thanks

jenattheasylum

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Jun 19, 2015, 04:31pm
Would if I could.

jenattheasylum

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Jun 19, 2015, 04:19pm
I don't know. I guess because they can.

jenattheasylum

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Jun 15, 2015, 09:53am
People are being a bit mean to me lately.

jenattheasylum

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Jun 11, 2015, 12:33pm
Lots of reasons. Mostly because I'm sickly right now though.

jenattheasylum

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Jun 11, 2015, 12:31pm
Shitty as usual.

jenattheasylum

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Jun 11, 2015, 01:16am
Right on!

jenattheasylum

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Jun 11, 2015, 12:43am
Right on. lol

How's life?

jenattheasylum

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Jun 06, 2015, 10:44am
I dunno!

What's new with you?