“We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!”
Status: Closer I get, the less real it seems. 11 days and a wakeup to home ownership!
[View Updates]
Sex: female Age: 29 Location:
United States
Member since: October 17, 2011 Account: Free Account Orientation: Bisexual Status: Married
To avoid the barrage of requests to see my breasts, I have displayed them rather prominently. So instead I get a barrage of requests to see my face. How novel. Nothing on this profile should be taken too seriously, as I refuse to take myself seriously at all. God, that would be boring.
Likes
Running, taking horrible self-inflicted photos of myself rolling around on my obviously unmade bed which I then post to social networking sites because I am too cool for words kids, ballet, reading, truly awful prose, gothic-nightmare stories, kittens, coffee, equal rights, texting with the frequency of a (literate) fifteen year old, seeking out local bands to stalk until they love me too damn it you will love me, writing, horseback riding, cooking, zombies, pirates, ninjas, researching ways to create zombie-pirate-ninja hybrids who will do my bidding, coming up with witty Likes and Dislikes for social networking websites so that everyone will think I am awesome, my puppies.
Dislikes
Sexism, racism, homophobia, willful bigots who pride themselves on being basically terrible human beings, anyone so lacking in creativity that they cannot formulate an insult without resorting to cursing and questioning their foes' genitalia, people who talk on their cellphone while checking out at the grocery store, rigid gender roles, babies, people who post pictures of their babies on facebook incessantly, cookie dough ice cream, people who come up with witty Likes and Dislikes for social networking sites so that everyone will think they are awesome, hypocrisy, anyone who doesn't see what I did there.
0
ADD FRIEND
ADD FAVORITE
ADD TO SHITLIST
ADD TO CULT
BLOCK USER
REPORT USER
