Frequently Asked Questions What's your name?
Nikolas Scott Báthory. Yes, that's really my name.
Where are you from?
I really hate that question, because I never know what people want to know. Do you want to know where I live? Do you want to know where I grew up? Or do you want to know where I was born?
Where do you live?
Well, if you can't see it obviously stated overhead, I'll tell you again, Virginia.
So, where did you grow up?
I grew up in San Diego, CA.
Where were you born?
Agana heights, Guam
Do you REALLY have a kid?
Yes, his name is Trystan. He was born in June of 2004.
You have a son?
Yes, what the FUCK did I just say? I have a fucking son... really
Are you gay?
Nope.
Are you bi?
Nope.
So, you're straight?
Nope!
Well, what are you then?
I'm really not stimulated by most people, I can see beauty in either gender. But, most of the time, I really have no desire to talk to the person. It's just like; "Yeah you're pretty, but who gives a shit?"
Will you make me a sign?
No.
What kind of music do you like?
"In your face" music. If you meant bands... read the damn list.
Are those bats real?
No... I go through the trouble of drawing them on with a sharpie everytime I take a shirtless picture. *Sarcasm*
Did your lip piercings hurt?
Not really, but then again I've had my lip pierced six different times, in four different places... so I'm kind of used to it.
Where did you have pierced?
My first lip piercing, was my labret. Then the right side of my lip, once I did it. It stayed. Then my labret again. Then my Madonna, which is the upper lip on the right side. (No, it's not called a Monroe. That's the left side) Then I did the left side of my lip recently.. and I'm planning to repierce my labret.
Will you join my cult?
Chances are that I wont, and even if I do. I'll just unsubscribe shortly after. As for your "application" and beauty cults, you can shove them up your ass. :]
Will you go out with me?
Well, if you're uncapable of reading simple english where it says; "Single and not looking"... I guess I can make it simpler for you. If you think I'll date you for ANY reason, I'm going to turn you down harshly.
Do you really model?
No, I just get a kick out of having people take pictures of me so I can post them and fuck with your head... YES, I'm a model.
What's this about "Reasons not to talk to you"?
Well, I think it was pretty straight forward. However, people on here seemed confused about it and I took it off. But if you're interested here:
-I don't like two-faced people. If you don't like something about me, say it to my face not to other people. If you find this to be a difficult task, don't even bother talking to me.
-I'm rude.
-I put myself before most people.
-I strongly dislike people I don't know, when they can't spell or use proper grammar.
-I'm unnecesarily violent.
-I'm mean.
-I apparently treat people like shit.
-I dislike christianity on intense levels.
-I strongly dislike most gay people.
-I'm sexist towards men.
-I fart, scream and burp constantly.
-I smoke, I drink.
-I have a foul mouth.
-I tell dead baby, & racist jokes.
-and a lot more.
