I'm Tom. |
You're not too cool to talk to me and I'm not too cool to talk to you.
I'm a musician, a freelance graphic artist / print designer, and a lot of other things.
Say whatever the hell you want to me. I'm not easily offended.
I typically respond to everyone's comments, at least in a minimal way. It sometimes takes me a while. I do other things too. Please be patient.
I'm not antisocial. I actually tend to like most people by default... Until they provide me with reasons not to.
Your hostility isn't interesting to me. You'll have a hard time earning mine.
I joke a lot. If I say something that sounds deliberately offensive or conceited, I'm just having fun. I'm a regular jack-off like you, and I know it.
I think reality is overrated. I've been told I have a Peter Pan complex. I can't justifiably argue that.
I'm more interested in the questions people ask than the answers they have.
I think the light reflecting on the shards of shattered dreams at my feet is beautiful. I can follow them back to where I started.
I don't care about most things.
I care a whole fucking lot about some things.
I'm very loyal to those who stand by me, and those who at least try to keep up.
My happiness is proportionate to my productivity. I very rarely sit still.
What I say is what I feel. That's why I say it.
What I do is what I want or need to do. It has nothing to do with you. Try not to take it personally.
I find the smell of flowers to be kind of unpleasant. I can't think of any exceptions to this.
I don't really like animals. I'm not going to hurt your pets or anything, so don't get all emotional about it. There are some exceptions to this. Most of them live in the ocean.
I'm aware that "Niemand" means "nobody" in German, Dutch, and Afrikaans. That's why I chose it as my screen name. A lot of people have asked me this as if it were some kind of typo or coincidence... It's not.
That's more than enough for this section. I don't want to give the impression that I find myself to be particularly interesting because that's really not the case.