Fuck you, and the donkey you rode in on :)
Please mind the door, it's temperamental and doesn't like cunts :)
I love the way your lips are moving, and you think I actually give a fuck :)

I'm rude, disgusting, and vulgar.
I laugh at politically incorrect jokes.
I swear like a fuckin trooper.
I eat fatty foods.
I don't properly exercise.
I don't do anything by half's.
I'm intense.
I'm a control freak.
I probably don't like something about you.
I probably don't like something about me.
I don't care.
I have no time for anybody who isn't themselves.
I have no time for people who sometimes are.
I have three rules.
Be thoughtful,
Be truthful,
Be troublesome.
:)

I'm single again baby, and fuck me, it's better than I remember!

Music = <3333
Animals = <3333
My dog = <3333333
Neil = <33333333333333

Liars = *stab*
Fakes = *slaps*
Cheats = *chases with butchers knife*
Abusers = *sets dog on you*

This could take a while. So I'm going to make this short and sweet and name the most prompt ones. They are in order; the order that I think of them. Deal with it.

William Control.
Aiden.
30 Seconds to Mars.
AFI.
Slipknot.
Linkin Park.
NIN (Nine Inch Nails).
Deathstars.
MSI (Mindless Self Indulgence).
Lost Prophets.
AC/DC
Projekt.
Within Temptation.
Lacuna Coil.
Evanescence.
Cradle of Filth.
ELO (Electric Light Orchestra).
Kid Rock.
Avril Lavigne (The Old Stuff).
Soulfly.
Seether.
Nickelback.
Sonic Syndicate.
The Vines.
The Gallows.

I'll add to this when I think of more lol.