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Woman of my dreams I don't sleep so I can't find her
Status: I should take new pics. old ones are crap [View Updates]
Sex: male
Age: 23
Location: BACK HOME SCREWSTONE, Texas, United States

Member since: February 03, 2010
Account: Free Account
Orientation: Straight
Status: Single
Friends with: catharmel
Recruited By: Kitune
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Stability results were very high which suggests you are extremely relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.

Orderliness results were moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.

Extraversion results were medium which suggests you are moderately talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting.

trait snapshot:

social, outgoing, worry free, optimistic, upbeat, tough, likes large parties, makes friends easily, rarely irritated, open, enjoys leadership, trusting, dominant, thrill seeker, strong, does not like to be alone, assertive, mind over heart, confident, controlling, feels desirable, likes the spotlight, loves food, social chameleon, hard working, concerned about others

Demented Freaks go to HELLucination.com!
Demented Freaks go to HELLucination.com!
They love the taste of blood
Now I don't know what that means,
but I know that I mean it
Maybe they're as evil as they seem
Or maybe I only look out the window when it's scenic
"Atmosphere finally made a good record."
Yeah right, that shit almost sounds convincing
The last time I felt a sinking contradictive as this
Was the last time we played a show in Cinnci'

"Get real." they tell me
If only they knew how real this life really gets
They would stop acting like a silly bitch
They would respect the cock
whether or not they believed in it

Doesn't take much and that's messed up
Because these people do a lot of simple shit to impress us
While everyone was trying to out-do the last man
I was just a ghost trying to catch some Mrs. Pac-Man
Hello ma'am, would you be interested In some sexual positions and emotional investments?
See, I'm not insane,
in fact I'm kind of rational
When I be askin', "Yo, where did all the passion go?"
East coast, West coast, down South, Midwest
Nowadays everybody knows how to get fresh

Somebody give me a big yes (YES!)
God Bless America, but she stole the B from "Bless" (Accept it)
Now I'm too fucked up to dance So I'ma sit with my hand down the front of my pants
You can't achieve your goals if you don't take that chance
So go pry open that trunk and get those amps (You know!)
[Chorus x2]
In the days of Kings and Queens I was a jester
Treat me like a God, or they treat me like a leper
You see me move back and forth between both
I'm trying to find a balance
I'm trying to build a balance
So now I keep a close eye on my pets
Because they make most of they moves off of instinct and sense
It's eat, sleep, fuck in self defense
So straight you can set your clocks and place bets
Wait, let's prey on blind, deaf, dumb, dead Hustle, maybe a couple will love what you said
Emcees drag their feet across a big naked land
With an empty bag of seed and a fake shake of hands
Yeah I got some last words, FUCK ALL OF YA'LL! Stop writin' raps and go play volleyball
Gotta journey the world in a hurry
Cause my attorney didn't put enough girls on the jury
Guilty of droppin' these bombs in the city
But I'm innocent, love is the motive that's why you're killin 'em
Guilty of settin' my fire in all fifty
But I'm innocent, blame it on my equilibrium
[Chorus x2]
In the days of Kings and Queens I was a jester
Treat me like a God, or they treat me like a leper
You see me move back and forth between both
I'm trying to find a balance
I'm trying to build a balance
I gotta find my balance
I gotta find my balance
Now all my friends are famous
It's either one thing or another
They all don't know what my name is
Probably know both of my brothers
The one is a hard workin' savior
The other's a hard workin' soldier
I'm just your next door neighbor
Workin' hard at tryin' to stay sober
You wait for the car at the corner
Pretend like you know what the pot is
Won't quit till I hit California And make you my Golden State goddess
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1, 2, 3, 4

Now I'm a seasick sailor
On a ship of noise
I got my maps all backwards
And my instincts poisoned
In a truth blown gutter
Full of wasted years
Like blown-out speakers
Ringin' in my ears

Oh it's nausea, oh nausea
And we're gone
It's nausea, oh nausea
And we're gone

Now I'm a straight-line walker
In a black-out room
I push a shopping cart over
In an Aztec ruin
With my minion fingers
Working for some God
Who could see his own reflection
In a parking lot

Oh it's nausea, oh nausea
And we're gone
No it's nausea, oh nausea
And we're gone

Now I'm a priest teenager
On a tower of dust
I'm a dead generator
In a cloud of exhaust
I eat alone in the desert
With skulls for my pets
I rate the days, one to ten
With lead cigarettes

It's nausea, oh nausea
And we're gone
It's nausea, oh nausea
And we're gone

ive loved this song sense i heard it on julie's playlist.

I'd sell your heart to the junk-man baby for a buck, for a buck!
If you're looking for someone To pull you out of that ditch You're out of luck, you're out of luck
The ship is sinking, the ship is sinking, the ship is sinking
There's a leak, there's a leak In the boiler room,
The poor, the lame, the blind
Who are the ones left in charge?
Killers, thieves and Lawyers
God's away, God's away, God's away
On Business. Business.

Digging up the dead with A shovel and a pick It's a job, it's a job
Bloody moon rising with A plague and a flood Join the mob, join the mob
It's all over, it's all over, it's all over
There's a leak, there's a leak, In the boiler room
The poor, the lame, the blind
Who are the ones that we kept in charge?
Killers, thieves, and lawyers

[Instrumental Break]

Goddamn ther's always such A big temptation To be good, To be good
There's always free cheddar in A mousetrap, baby It's a deal, it's a deal
-Tom Waits

Everyone writes on their profile they don't want to be commented by the 'stupid masses'. Like they are much better, but I present this to you:

I've met alot of smart people here on VF. They can't be compared because they are from opposites side of the world, and are very much different. These 'smart' people though, have seen things I have not and they carry these things with them making them who they are. Lots of people do this, and wish other people did it too. Everyone does this, no one shares. So think again before you write someone off on vf, maybe the first things theyve said to you are not the best things they have to say. That sounds reasonable to me. Be friends, people.

Why was the baby gurgling? It swallowed razorblades.

Whats blue and rolls aroubnd on the floor? A baby in a plastic bag.

How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off it's head.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender!

How do you get them out again? With tortilla chips!!!

What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw? Deep Throat.

Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face!

What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork? So you can tell which ones are still alive.

How do you stop a baby from choking? Take your dick out of its mouth.

(this is a favorite of mine)
What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? I don't kiss my girlfriend after sex.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple? You don't have to bleed the golden delicious apple before you take a bite out of it

What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother? Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was chained to a bumper

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2.

What is pink and red and sits in a corner? A baby chewing on razor blades.

What is green and sits in a corner? The same baby, six weeks later.

(this ones good too)
What's the best thing about a Siamese twin baby? Threesomes.

What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? Finding 1 dead baby in 7 trash cans.

What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ? A Pedophiles ass.

What's the safest way to play with a baby ? With a condom.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

What's small, and red, and full of holes? A baby on a bed of nails.

What do you call a 30week-old preemie? An Appetizer.

What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A baby in a microwave.

What's grosser than gross? A garbage can full of dead babies.

What's grosser than that? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What's grosser than that? He has to eat his way to freedom.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.

How do you make a baby cry twice? Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.

What's the best sound in the world? Hearing dead baby's hips crack under pressure!

What's blue and orange and lies at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with burst armbands. ?

What's blue and orange and green and lies at the bottom of a swimming pool? Same baby 2 weeks later.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.

What's bright blue, pink, and sizzles? A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet.

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