Status: Why are all the women on VF either obese or sickly thin? Eugh.
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Life goal #12-Party with Andrew WK.
I don't even know what to say. Every time I try to write a profile I end up sounding like a pretentious dyke.
I like childish things, but I hate childish people. I'm a bit of a tool, I'm white as snow, and rap along to Biggie like I'm from Brooklyn.
I live and breathe hot yoga. I enjoy being bitter and cynical.
Tea is my all time favorite beverage.
The jist of it is, you should talk to me. If you seem interesting or you're attractive chances are I'll reply.