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MissVampyr
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Sex: female
Age: 18
Location: Down Your Fuckin' Arsehole, , Singapore
Orientation: Straight
Rating: 9.81
Rating points: 932
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Member since: September 26, 2007
Last logged in: Invisible
Occupation: grave digger
Account Status: Free Account
Rated by: 95 people
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Latest Journal Entry: Friendster December 12, 2008, 01:23am
Profile:
Better known as Fee... or 'school fee' to some... I'm 18!!! YESSAARRR! † legal to buy cigarettes siol † NI'm currently a freshmen in a college, taking a three year diploma in a business-related course... NI’m pretty much a ‘heck-care', 'last-minute' kind of person. I don’t take things in my life seriously. I 'let nature takes its course' most of the time. NMy most amazing & independent creation is myself. Always changing inside & out. I'm never going to say that I'm a unique being... NWhat you see is what you get. I'm no one special. I'm just me. Simple enough. I'm a hard person to figure out, because I don't really want anyone to understand me. Don't fuckin' label me either, bitches!!! You're just wastin' your motherfuckin' time when you do that. To tell you the truth, I belong in no special group. So what's the point of labelin' me? But believe it or not, I'm a nice person with a huge heart, there are some people I actually let in to really know me... NI'm self destructive and unstable. I'm not someone to mess up with... NI'm very passionate about the things I ♥... NI find happiness very temporary. It’s created & easily destroyed. I try to never hope for too much, so that when I get somethin' worth havin', I'm overwhelmed in awe for those moments... NI tend to talk very technical but I’m rather gullible; sometimes I contradict myself... NMy life is a contradicting pallet. It’s accepting the gifts of life that lead to further confusion & more questions. But my thoughts are always carefully ordered. Not so carefully placed though... NI'm currently interested in Wicca. I also enjoy lookin into religions & learnin about 'em. Takin' in all points of view & all theories of one story. This is the proportion of my life that enjoys philosophy & intelligence... NBut one’s own decisions are what make a person wise. It’s common sense & simple knowledge that create these little facts of life. But look at how truly insignificant evrythin' is. No one lives the same, but everyone lives. Take from your pallet, & cherish everythin' you have. Because in the end, there’s always someone out there who has it worse than you. You create & cause your own problems... NI'm not too good at the whole sugar-coating thing. If somethin' about you shits me, you'll definitely hear about it... If you are gonna stalk my profile, at least talk to me, fucktard! And Thank You to those who have took their time off to have actually read this far... mmkay... bye =))
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| Likes † Samhain † † ♥Black Roses♥ † † Bats † [the cutest little things ever, my favorite are vampire bats cause they walk with their wings] † Vampyrs † [are one of the most attractive sensual beings ever] † old leather corsets † † Victorian dresses † † poetry † † skateboarders † † reading † † dark fantasy † † dark mysteries † † horror movies † † B-Movies † † pepperoni PIZZA † † cheese † † morbid dolls † † most mythical creatures † † Mustangs & Cadillacs † | Loathes † perverts † † wHeN PpL +yp3 lYk d1Z † [it's fuckin' irritating and it just shows how smart you are... don't abuse the language please...] † Mall-Goths & When people mislabel bands like Marilyn Manson, Rasputina, HIM, Combichrist, Lacuna Coil, Evanescence, Nightwish, Within Temptation, Cradle of Filth, Emilie Autumn, Jack Off Jill, Dir En Grey, Malice Mizer, Rammstein, Razed In Black, Wednesday 13 etc as Goth † † slutty girls † † whinny fucktards... *gi mangkos...!* † † poseurs † † people who claim that they know me when they actually don't † † crowded places † † people going around blaming you for the shit that you did not do † and probably YOU... mmkay... |
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Randomness more LOLs Saint says: fee ... i think .. im a guy school Fee says: sain... school Fee says: i think so too Saint says: awhhh school Fee says: why? you dont like to be a boy? Saint says: i wanna be an alien school Fee says: try harder boy Saint says: AHHHHHHHHHHH SOULJA BOY YOUR UNCLE SOULJA GIRL YOUR AUNTY .. U WANT ME WHOOOO .. U WANT ME WHOOO [yea you're right, he's a dumbass] JJJ saint [12:54 am]: anw why lion dance never pee? school Fee[12:54 am]: coz it’s a dance school Fee[12:54 am]: not a living thing saint [12:55 am]: no pasal its.. saint [12:55 am]: 'tak kencing tak kencing tak kencing' [means never pee, never pee in Malay] school fee[12:55 am]: shut up school fee[12:55 am]: HAHAHAHAHA JJJ I’ve research on fun things you can do ANYWHERE! here are some of the examples:- • Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." • Ask 1-800 operators for dates. • Repeat everything someone says, as a question. • If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. • Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book, claim its a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a." • Chew on pens that you've borrowed. JJJ Charles Darwin has once stated that we, human, originated from the apes. Despite the much controversional theory, it does makes sense to the minimal extent. (: BEHOLD! THE EVOLUTION OF MANKIND & OTHER BEINGS! case study #1  GOSH, FREAKY. case study #2  Mr. Usher to Mr. don’t-you-ever-dare-to-ride-on-me aka Mr. Bollywood (Sharukh Khan, babe)*scissors snipping* case study #3  She bangs her head on the wall I tell you. case study #4  Yes...It's T-rex. Once most feared creature has indeed repent and swore to eat grass only and not kids. But he somehow turned gay and into a bloody big purple paedophile (:  JJJ Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy. Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless? A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere JJJ A: Eh when you're gonna cum right, how to stop uh from cumming? B: Whatta question to ask during breakfast. C: Breath in and out slowly... B: What the fuck! That's for women giving birth you ass! A: Then how? B: Alright. Listen. When you're about to cum. While the other four fingers are around your dick. Use your thumb to cover the hole at your dickhead. The pressure from your thumb will push the air in that prevents you from cumming. A: Whoa really? D: Fucker, you believe him ah?! C: [laughs] Whatta a dumb thing to do! B: Well its definitely better than your breathing exercise!! JJJ Some of the Dumbest Questions That Can Be Great to Ask in the Courtroom “Just how old were you really on your twenty-fifth birthday?” “Can you see without your glasses or your teeth?” “What was the defendant doing while you were in the bathroom?” “Do you still feel you are brain damaged?” “What don’t you know about the accident and when did you find out?” “Just when did you realize you hadn’t been killed in the accident?” “You’re just saying that to confuse me, or is that your normal way of talking?” “Did you look at the defendant when you saw him?” “Can you describe what you didn’t see?” “Was that when you were in a coma or had you already left the hospital?” “Are you qualified to be an expert or is there somebody else more qualified to make that conclusion?” “I think we all know who will be the judge of that, right Judge?” “What do you mean exactly by that particular phrase you elucidated?” “Could you be more specific than “I don’t remember?” “Do you have a first name, John?” “Do you consider yourself to be an honest or a dishonest person when you promise to tell the truth?” “Have you ever driven drunk before the accident?” “And how many teeth would you estimate you have?” “Are you able to touch your nose and walk a straight line better today than you were on the date of the accident?” “Can you estimate how many wives you have?” “Do you consider yourself to be as honest as the Judge in this courtroom?” “Have you been practicing what you would say today?” “And exactly when did you come up with a conclusion that would make sense?” “What caused you to be a child when you were that age?” “Did you eventually become an adult?” “Do you know what questions I’m going to be asking you to give me answers to or are you just guessing?” “You seem confusing. Are you speaking too fast or would you like me to slow down?” JJJ
Favorite Music:
Moo-Sick ♥♥♥Goth, Deathrock, Batcave, Post-Punk, Gothabilly/Psychobilly,Horror Punk, Dark Wave♥♥♥ † Cinema Strange † ♥Lucas Lanthier♥ † HorrorPops † † Zombina And The Skeletones † † Bloody Dead And Sexy † † The Deadfly Ensemble † ♥Lucas Lanthier♥ † Specimen † † Zadera † † 45 Grave † † The Coffinettes † † Dinah Cancer And The Grave Robbers † † Mailuna † † Mephisto Walz † † Novocaine Mausoleum † † Malaise † † Screaming Banshee Aircrew † † The Awakening † † Strange Dolls Cult † † The Last Days Of Jesus † † Scary Bitches † † All Gone Dead † ♥Stitch♥ † Cult Of The Psychic Fetus† † Koffin Kats † † Christian Death † † Alien Sex Fiend † † Black Tape For A Blue Girl † † Bauhaus † † The Birthday Party † † Skeletal Family † † The Chameleons † † Lugosi's Morphine † † Those Poor Bastards † † The Horrors † † Inkubbus Sukkubus † † Penis Flytrap † † Sex Gang Children † † Shadow Project † † Twenty Six Tears † † Frank The Baptist † † Siouxsie And The Banshees † † The Cramps † † The Misfits † † Tragic Black † ♥Stitch♥ ††† ♥♥Death Metal, Nu-Metal, Black Metal, Extreme Metal, Gothic Metal, Symphonic Metal, Grindcore, Alternative Metal♥♥ † Behemoth † † Arch Enemy † † Dethklok † † Cradle Of Filth † (old stuff) † Amon Amarth † † Otep † † Therion † † Astarte † † Lacuna Coil † † Nightwish † † Gorgoroth † † 1349 † † Morbid Angel † † Digested Flesh † † Immortal † † Emperor † † Fuck…I’m Dead † † Dimmu Borgir † † Moonspell † † My Dying Bride † † I Am Ghost † † Katatonia † † Asmodina † † Undercover Slut † † Leaves’ Eyes † † Marduk † † Satyricon † † Misery Index † † Deicide † † Chimaira † † Within Temptation † † Macbeth † † Dark Throne † † Dark Funeral † † Black Funeral † † Sentenced † † Amorphis † † Epica † † Type O Negative † † Opeth † † Lamb Of God † † Kittie † † Straight Line Stitch † † The Missing † ††† ♥Industrial, Electronica, Dark/Punk Cabaret♥ † The Birthday Massacre † † Mindless Self Indulgence † † The Spin Cycle † ♥Joshua Andrew♥ † Owl City † † Lights † † Breathe Carolina † ♥Joshua Andrew♥ † Breathe Electric † † I Haunt Wizards † † The Medic Droid † † Björk † † Kill Paradise † † The Specimen † † Mind.In.A.Box † † Stefy Rae † † Razed In Black † † The Ting Tings † † The Dresden Dolls † † Attack Attack! † † Emilie Autumn † † Depeche Mode † † Angelspit † † God Module † † hATE sTAR † † I:Scintilla † † Nine Inch Nails † † London After Midnight † † Rasputina † † Deathstars † † Brokencyde † † Jesus On Extasy † † Velvet Acid Christ † † The Black Ghosts † ††† and some Hardcore, Punk ,Alternatives & Shock Rock † AFI † (old stuff) † Anti-Flag † † Dear Amy... † ♥Joshua Andrew♥ † Flyleaf † † Jack Off Jill † † Evanescence † † Pug Jelly † † ToY BoX † † Blink 182 † † Paramore † † Smashing Pumpkins † † The Veronicas † † Led Zeppelin † † Nirvana † † Marilyn Manson † (old Stuff) † Alice Cooper † † T.S.O.L † †††
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