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My full title: His Holiness Metatron, Ultimate War Supreme Grand Mafioso General Darth Overlord Gregorian Eggain Meyer Horatio Tatumkolo M'babwe Babwe Afrika Al-Hafez Shankar Chaurasia Hussain Ustad Imam Caliph "That guy" Comrade Commissar Никола́й Васи́льевич Го́голь Trujillo Veracruz Clifford Lee Burton Duc Duc Goose de Franche Comte Jean-Claude Trichet "The Pimp" O'le Biscuitbarrel "He-Goat" F'tang El Señor Mexicano Misterioso Del Lago Del Sagrado Corazón de Jesús y Anexas Pero No Vive en La Tierra De Mujeres, Pooty Tang O São Jão Bão da Bôca, Descendant of Nunu, Righteously Honorable Honorably Righteous Emperor of Earth, or, in short: "Macho Commando". I am a jester, a wit-cracker, a pantaloon, a philanthropist, columnist, playwright, Dadaist philosopher, Alpha Male, musician, Opinionist, life coach, Freemason, Escape Artist, Rxperienced Randomist, Gay Icon, a Force Recon Marine Scout Sniper, I am the Black Wizards, the Esquire of the Magistrate Most Worthy, Duke of Flamboyance, Master of the art of Headbutt, Reiki grandmaster, yodeler, speaker of fluent Old, Middle, Modern and Postmodern Norse, Chancellor of the Exchequer, President of Television, Prime Minister of Gowandaland, Sultan of Swing, King of Mars, Lord High Admiral, a MSCE, Lord Xenu's Nephew, I'm the Commander of everything commendable, the King of Queens, Prime Minister of Heaven, Lord of R'lyeh, Archmage of Bone, Asshole of the Highest Order, a cereal killer, a sock puppet, day laborer, assistant to God, Maximum Chief of the Revolution, Knight Who Says Ni, 68th degree Archpriest, Apostle of National Unity, Benefactor of the Poor, Patron of Commerce and Industry, Electrifier of Souls, The Pwnerer, Taxi driver, one of the few people to lay both Some French Chick and That Girl (both separately and at the same time), Lord Fucker, master of the deadly art of Dimac, The Count of Monte Cristo, former underwear model, world yo-yo champion, master monkey raper, Lord High Arbiter of the Nintendo, world's heavyweight boxing champion, Drunken Master, Christian Bale look-alike, Lord of the Clouded Ruby, Imperial Dark Lord of the Sith, Master Beta, The Ruined One, Count of Starstone, Poet Laureate of the Underworld and last and by no means least the grand inventor of the celebrated wank-stain. I am the Spell Checker, St. Francis of Assisi, John Malkovich, the Last Samurai, voice actor for Mickey Mouse, the Lord of all horses, Mr. Men, the first leaser of advertising space, and, a man of Hoy. I'm also the last remaining Homo erectus on Earth.

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