I sell the wage-earners into slavery.

I write the magazines that tell you what's cool.

I cook the food that turns your blood into congested fat.

I lynch niggers because they want equal rights.

I beat-up faggots because god tells me to.

I tell you what MY god wants YOU to do.

I turned Jesus Christ into a whore.

I shun satanists for their alternative views.

I believe photography reveals more than the refraction of light.

I designed AIDS in a government facility and spread it to homosexuals in New York and San Francisco.

I censor television so you can't feel shocked or startled.

I assisted in desensitizing the American Youth so they won't object to murdering foreigners.

Don't you want to be just like me?