Ello thar ladies and gents, Call me Mel

-I name my electronic devices

-I LOVE peanut butter and BLUEBERRY MUFFINS

-I love meeting new people and smelling expired foods

-I love singing

-I dry hump/steal change from bums

-I have a bee phobia

-Intelligence is attractive

-I throw oranges at innocent bystanders

-I'm a major pervert

-I am VERY indecisive

-No matter what, I will laugh at that GEICO commercial with the Caveman at the airport.

-I talk a lot

-I speak FLUENT Spanish

-I always write back =)

-I am not photogenic

-I love piggyback rides

-I'm always looking to have a good time

-I can dance

-I read the dictionary from time to time.

-I play Tennis

-I run track

I read

-I have a smart whorish mouth

-I am a goofball at times

-Some people find me "offensive" and "profane"

I embrace spelling and grammar

-95% of the time you see me, I will be chewing gum

-I currently stand at 5'1 AND a half with hopes of growing some day =(

-I can't swim

-Care to exchange interesting messages?