"Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route."

- My boyfriend, Juri.

- My friends: Kelly, Gabby, Linnea, and Colin.

- Love, sex, kisses, and cuddles.

- Fun and friendships.

- Intelligent conversation.

- Mainland Europe.

- Summer.

- Piercings, tattoos, and hair dye.

- Red wine.

- Porn with an 'edge'.

- Mangas, anime, and hentai.

- Comic strips, especially online comics.

- 'Adult' cartoons such as Drawn Together, Robot Chicken, and Family Guy.

- British Comedy.

- Eddie Izzard.

- 'Sick' or 'risky' jokes. (What's the biggest cause of Paedophilia in this country? Sexy Kids!)

- Fantasy, science fiction, and horror.

- Poetry.

- Books, music, movies, and video games.

- Roald Dahl.

- Writing (especially poems).

- Bic's medium black biro pens.

- Musicals.

- Learning new things.

- Languages.

- Psychology.

- Astrology.

- Energy working ('magick'), tarot, crystals, the paranormal.

- BDSM (I enjoy bondage. I also like to dominate and humiliate.)

- I love all animals but my favourites are: cats, dogs, foxes, snakes, spiders, and wolves.

- Roses.

- People who are not afraid to be themselves.

- People who are not easily grossed out or scared.

- People who are truly comfortable with their sexuality.

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"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."

- Michelle Trachtenberg.

- PMS.

- Seasonal Affective Disorder.

- Distance.

- Boring, run-of-the-mill, "Oh my God, I'm a blonde with massive tits" porn.

- Immature adults. Playful is acceptable.

- People who don't bother to type well or use proper grammar. If you have the ability, apply it.

- People who can't take a joke. (A spoken joke which is not directed at them personally, not a practical joke. Practical jokes are retarded.)

- People who read others' private diaries or msn logs.

- People who 'e-stalk', or 'e-spy' on people.

- People who don't respect others' privacy in general.

- People who lie about being raped or abused.

- People who self-harm for attention and show the world their scars.

- People who are stuck-up or uppity, especially the pseudo-intellectuals you get lurking around the 18+ board.

- Blatant post whores.

- Underage girls who have pictures of themselves in their underwear all over their photo gallery.

- People whose galleries are nothing but Myspace angled shots and no actual properly taken pictures.

- People who over-use Photoshop for their galleries.

- Most 13 to 15 year olds.

- The Emo scene.

- People that refuse to type decently.

- People who use being wasted as an excuse. Getting a little tipsy or otherwise is fine, but you have to keep your self control. Being hammered is NOT a valid excuse for acting the fool.

- When Feminism and Political Correctness go mad. There's so much hypocrisy and so many double standards.

- Incompetence, especially in the medical sense. What has happened to people? Can no-one do their jobs right?

- Reality TV.

- Manufactured bands and bands that are blatantly just following a trend.

- Animal Testing.

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