I'm a graduate engineer. I do stuff with pipes mainly. I'm pretty laid back, and generally enjoy good company. Just try not to piss me off. I have three cats, and a lovely boyfriend. Apart from that. shhh.
A POEM FOR ME BY RYAN (SKINNEH) AND DARREN (BENEATHABRONZESKY)
I loved once
I was the dunce
My heart has been raped
Like a virgin on her first date''
She took my shoes
and also my soul
Yet I am teh lon0r
with an unfinished bon0r'
I wonder how gay
I will be this may
for while I sit and wait
The darkness of life
fills me with strife
I cutz my own bod
as we sitz in this pod.
Pain is all I know
so now I must go
Forever I will weep
The wounds are so deep
I cry as I weep
I will not do sheep
It hurts me alot
To with Skinneh share Lotte.
My mind is abused
As I wish to achieve normality
I notice the mutation of my abnormality
This opening has ended
We both are suspended
Totally without luck
And still without fuck.
I would just like to mention that my car is not a fucking hearse, its a panel van, there is a vast difference, so quit with the hearse references, death references etc in regards to me and my car. It will result in ridicule
Why would he do that? Because he's a lummox isn't he? Well we shall have a magnficent garden party and YOUR not invited.
I enjoy long walks on the beach, romantic dinners, roses, spending time with my loved one..
Actually, I'm not overly into that bollocks. I'd be happier going to a metal gig with my fella, or chilling with mates and sinking piss. Far more productive.
myself, my car, most old cars with big motors, shit i can pull apart, my guitars and basses, my job, my uni course, my general attitude in life. Yeah so I like me. Or get over it.
I also like drinking Jack Daniels, getting lots of money for doing nothing....
Pirates of the Carribean and Johnny Depp. I love pirates, they rock
Chocolate milk and sourdough, I cannot function at the health food shop without them...
Chocolate in general, especially in milk form Spaghetti, hey food in general rocks... That's why I have a pot belly, that and drinking
Tattoos and Piercings.... Any body modifaication really
Videogames... As long as there is blood... Or Spyro...
Jugallos and jugallettes. This fad has gone to far. You people are fucking ridiculous. Face paint is not hardcore. Its fucking childish. Go join the circus if you want to be a clown.
All things mainstream, people who treat me like an object, teenyboppers are objects, if you want to own someone own them - not me.
Chicks who think that by showing off their tits, undies, etc is going to make them popular. Really, it just makes you a slut.
Posers, they fucking annoy the shit out of me... No, really they do. Especially the chicks who try to act cool for their boyfriends, but it turns out they're a Britany Spears wannabe.... I'd like to put them in a trash can. Then there's the posers who think that by dressing 'goth' or 'metal' makes them cool...
Tryhards. Ya know. The ones that rate EVERYONE a ten, out of the necessity to be rated a ten themselves. Its piss poor and pathetic. Actually have a valid opinion mother fuckers, not just 'oh your cute, here's a ten.' WTF? If you want to hold a converasation then fine, but the above is just LAME!
tossers, I fucking hate tossers, and by that I mean people who don't understand that I can and shall act stupid on any given occasion
people who feel the need to hide, when they say something that they know will make them suffer... ummm... example: Someone being clever and thinking they are 'insulting' you, and then blocking you from commenting, just so you can't have an intellectual debate... pussies
Anyone with a pretend friend named Bob, or claims to have a real friend named Bob, but needs to check if they're pretend or not - Seriously GTFO
The replacement of 's' in a word with 'z'. For a few reasons. 1) I live in Australia, we use English not American English, therefore it is spelt usually with an 's' and also an 'ou' instead of an 'o' (please note the word color/colour). Secondly I find this habit annoying, as I have noticed that among the teenybopper population the use of the letter 'z' in the following fashion is cropping up everywhere: kissez, hugz, potatoez, keyz, etc etc. This is not only annoying, but makes me think that way as well, seeing as I read in a phonetical fashion, and this use of the letter 'z' confuses the living fuck out of my brain, especially at two in the morning... Please refrain from typing like this, and in any other annoying fashion. This includes using @ for at (unless of course it is a legit thing), using + for and, ^ for up, < and > for left and right respectively, I think that about covers it. Thanks. It's greatly appreciated.
I really hate emos with a passion. None of you (or should I say, nearly none of you), have problems. Come live in my life and you'll discover that. Go live in a third world country, actually sacrifice something you care about, lose somebody, nearly kill somebody. Then you'll have problems. Quit trying to be cool and get attention by cutting yourself and advertising it. Its not cool. I know people who cut themselves and actually hide it, they ahve issues they're dealing with, and have actually tried to commit suicide, not just pretty up the WRONG SIDE OF THEIR ARMS WITH HORIZONTAL SCARS. Losers, you are, fucking losers. Oh yeah, and stop hanging around Flinders St and trying to act tough, I've seen you cower.
Not knowing what is wrong with me. That's really shitting me right now. And I mean that in the physical and mental sense.
Gangsta talk. Yo my homies and all y'all out thar, need this dawg say ne more?
Kittie, Opeth, Bloodbath, Deicide... Arch Enemy, Korn, Marilyn Manson, NIN, Wednesday13, Murderdolls, Slipknot, Pantera, Soulfly, Sepultura, Marilyn Manson, Six Feet Under, Jerk (good ol' aussies), Dreadnaught, Spineshank, The Prodigy, Chemical Brothers (fuck you! they're good to party to), Stone Sour, Coal Chamber