"The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to BULLSHIT!" -Richard Pryor
Status: Bullshit....Bullshit....Bullshit!
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Sex: female Age: 98 Location: Denver,
Colorado, United States
Member since: December 02, 2008 Account: Free Account Orientation: Asexual Status: Single and not looking Occupation: Dental assistant, dragracer,Cosmetologest,
IN LOVING MEMORY OF MR.BEEFY. APRIL/30/2005 - SEPTEMBER/5/2009
† LORILEE MACABRE †
† I am life and death, I am good and evil † I am insatiable!!!! I'm smart, I'm pretty, I'm rad, I'm funny, I'm a badass, I'm real, I'm spoiled, I'm a BITCH, But an honest bitch! I do not lie even when the truth hurts. NOT susceptible to flattery! Girly and a tomboy! Selfish alot of the time but never too greedy. A lion and a lamb. SUPER BOSSY!!! I'm a complex collection of contradictions! I've never been married so I have never been divorced. I do not have kids nor do I want kids (Im too selfish). I'm a animal lover. I LOVE health food. I'm a good cook. I'm a clean freak. I LOVE DRAG RACING! I love doing hair, Cars old and new, Boxing, ninjas , Concerts, guns, travel, music, jogging, restoring old furniture, collecting weird shit ! Ummmm I HATE DRUGS!!! Lets see what else...hmmmmm...I have lived in California, Oregon, Utah and Colorado. Oh ummm my mother is half native American/Spanish and my father is half French/Mexican.
SUBJECT:(Richard Ramirez) Did you know he used to listen to Billy Idols (Eyes Without a Face) when he was shooting up coke and looking for victims....Just a lil fact for ya. xoxo LM
ACTORS AND ARTIST I ADORE!!
Likes
DEPENDS ON THE MOMENT......AND AT THIS MOMENT ITS NOT YOU!
Cirque du Soleil!!!! DIA DE LOS MUERTOS, VOODOO, 7 DEADLEY SINS, SIDESHOW FREAKS, ODDITIES, MACABRE, DEATH, HISTORY, DRAGRACING, MAKING MONEY, CONCERTS, TRAVELING, MEETING INTERESTING NEW PEOPLE, MOVIES, TATTOOS, PIERCINGS, CARS OF ALL SORTS. My favorite color is green! i love cajun food and mexican....i just freaking love food! IM A DAMN GOOD COOK!! I love to work out at the gym and do so 3 times a week and jog 3 miles everynight. im a curvy girl so i gotta keep my body in check! i like to sleep.
I AM A PROUD OWNER OF A 2ND GENERATION 1994 MITSUBISHI 3000GT AND I ALSO DRIVE A 2002 GMC SIERRA.
I HOPE TO OWN A 69 PONTIAC GTO.....
MOVIES:BEST OF ALL TIME....BRAM STOKERS DRACULA, SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, THE CELL, EVENT HORIZON, HELLRAISER, SEVEN AND OLD HORROR.
MR.BEEFY!!!! MY DAD!!!! THE PEDREGON BROTHERS, SCOTT AND DOUG KALITTA, STEVE JOHNSON, ELVIRA, PEE WEE, HANNIBAL LECTOR, MADALINE KAHN, NACHO, DARTH MAUL, BRUCE LEE, AND DR. MICHAEL BADEN!!
MR. BEEFY GAVE ME SOOO MUCH, IWAS A PROUD MAMA, YOUR MY HERO AND ILL LOVE AND MISS YOU FOREVER BABY!
MY DAD, CUZ WITHOUT HIM I WOULD NOT EXIST HAHA!!
Dr. Michael Baden
Dislikes
oh good lord there is not enough time to write EVERYTHING! ANIMAL ABUSE!!!!! Bad breath,sugar,soda,shit talkers,fakes,liars,my ex boyfriends,super skinny people, super fat people,lazy asses,racist,people who cant take a joke,crappy bands that think they kick arse, beggers,junkies! What is the issue with people feeling the need to advertise themselves as things they are not? I mean, hello if you title yourself as 10 different things, you likely master none of those things, therefor are amatuer and have no real room to claim anything. I may appear boring to some because my personal resume does not include some lengthy list of things I am or that I do. But I assure you that we likely are on the same level on these things. Let me make this very clear... Models: If you claim to be a model, have some legit work, a portfolio and so on. If people happen to take some cool shots of you or hell any shot for that matter it does NOT make you a model. Everyone has had their pic taken and I assure you not all of them are models, so get over yourself, you are probably uglier than you think you are. Photographers, just because you own a camera does not make you a photographer. Just because perhaps you have taken pics of this or that or here and there does NOT make you a photographer, again you are an amatuer, some people may be better then others, but I assure you not all of you that claim to be photographers are, you are people with a hobby, but no claim to anything that warrants a title. Actors: you are likely all unemployed waiters or something, extra work does not count. Fashion Designers: again same thing, just because you can sew or put things together does not make you a designer. I know people who do are real designers, with stores and models and so on, or even on the lower end. DJ's: If you do not do it for some job, or hobby like at parties and so on, playing music on your computer or what not, or on a stereo does not make you a DJ. If that is the case I assure you that I am likely a far better DJ then you are. So arranging music in your Ipod does not make you a DJ. Rock Stars: this one makes me laugh. Just because you make a song or even an album does not make you a rock star. If people do not know your music you are not a rock star. Anyone can make a song or cd in their room with a computer nowdays or even with some recording equipment, so you are NOT a rock star. If you are in a band and you have never played a show or written songs you are not in a band and sure as hell NOT a rock star. Songwriters: If people are not performing your music, including yourself, you are not a song writer! Make-up artist: apparently everyone into some scene is a make-up artist. Note: you are NOT a make-up artist if you do your own or even some other people's make-up for the hell of it or to go to a club or so on. Some of you yeah you do make-up for photo shoots and so on, and I can honestly deem you worthy of the title, but 90% of you are DUMB. I do my make-up and have done it for people, I am not a make up artist. And trust me if you claim to be one then surely I must be one too, so get over yourself. JEEBUS at least i went to school for 3 years to say i can do makeup and hair. According to the junk people advertise themselves, above just being a brief list that I hear OVER and OVER again, and I gag each time I hear it, I am just about all of those things too aside from the designer part. I guess I too am a model, writer, photographer, DJ, make-up artist whatever the hell you claim to be. Like come on people are you really that insecure and that boring that you feel you have to try to impress people with over exagerations of who you are or think you are? How about being realistic and most of all HONEST about what you do It is ok to admit you are insane and get SSI, or that you are unemployed or live at home, or are a loser, it is also ok to really list the things you do, like hey i like to do these things but claiming you are something that you are not, but in your mind think you are, is quite lame and ridiculous. If you fall under the definitions of what I described, please do us both a favor and get a labotomy, go die, or move to the moon. Thank you panda.
Favorite Music
Im pretty much open minded! ALICE IN CHAINS, FAITH NO MORE, MINISTRY, SKINNY PUPPY, OHGR, NINE INCH NAILS, GARY NUMAN, THE MOTELS, MOTLEY CRUE, DEFTONES, NAILBOMB, WHITE ZOMBIE, TOOL, PIGFACE, A PERFECT CIRCLE, PSYCLON NINE, BILLY IDOL, MICHAEL JACKSON, PRINCE, DAVID BOWIE, PANTERA, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, MARILYN MANSON, LEFT SPINE DOWN, AFI, TYPE O NEGATIVE, BJOERK, JANES ADDICTION, VELVET REVOLVER, B.R.M.C, INXS, RADIOHEAD, THE KILLS, PRIMUS, STATIC-X, THE PRODIGY, THE KNIFE, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, INTERPOL, YEAH YEAH YEAHS, THE CURE, THE MARS VOLTA, TEAM SLEEP, NIRVANA, SOUND GARDEN, QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE, TITO & TARANTULA, DEPECHE MODE, THE DISTILLERS, THE DOORS, U2, GUNS AND ROSES, IGGY POP, INCUBUS, THE PSYCHEDELIC FURS, HELLTRASH, SKABDRIVER, JUST TO NAME A FEW. THERE ARE WAY TO MANY TO LIST.
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