LochLeer at Vampirefreaks.com

I have never seen a ghost. x "Sorry" and "Woohoo!" are the most commonly used words in my vocabulary. x I can't cook. x However, I can bake fairly decently. x If panda bears could be pets, you could bet your ass that I'd have one. x I fear heights, clowns, my next door neighbors, and pronouncing long, confusing names. x I like giving money to homeless people. Even if they're just going to run off and buy crack with it. x I can go 24 hours without uttering a word. x I'm bisexual. x I tripped over a curb and hit my face on a tree once. x I hate temperatures over 75 degrees. x My eye twitches when something is said or when something happens that I don't like. Usually my right. x I laugh hysterically out of no where for no reason. x I enjoy hugs immensely. x I like playgrounds. x I am open minded when it comes to people and their faiths, cultures, etc. (however, if you want me to try some sort of food, most likely, you're out of luck).

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a neccessay ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of the telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities." - Dr. Seuss

I hate sequins. x I have a thing for the androgynous. x I believe music and love are similar. x I drive a red 2005 dodge neon. x Chances are, if I'm smiling for no reason, I'm either thinking about someone special, or I'm imagining you getting hit by a car. x I don't just like fruit for their taste and nutritious appeal, but for their aesthetic potential as well. x I speak quietly. But I laugh loudly. x I hate those waxy generic crayons they give you at restaurants. x I still buy Happy Meals. x I prefer liquid liner. x I love meeting new people. However, I'm very shy. x If I could move back to San Antonio, I wouldn't hesitate to do so. x I believe I'm a pretty easy person to get along with. x I wish I had more friends... x I weigh 101, and am 5'1. I am pocket sized. x I am working on building my confidence.

When I was younger, saltine crackers were to die for. x When I die, I want Diablo Cody to write my biography. Then make it into a movie. x I would like to have tea and scones with Voltaire. x I don't like sleeping past 2 in the afternoon. x When I was four, I thought you got pregnant by holding hands in the dark. x I love vitamin water. x I believe in Fate. x I have no religion. x I don't like when people touch their eyes to adjust their contacts. x 13 year olds piss me off like no other... x I like playing with peoples hair. x I stare. x I meditate. x I repeat myself a lot. For fear that I was not heard the first time. x I prefer cats over dogs. But if I had to have a dog, I'd have a Huskey. With blue eyes. Most beautiful dog ever. That is not up for debate. x The greatest things on earth are the things that cannot be seen. x I like gum. Giving me a piece of gum, is equivolent to giving a hungry dog a steak. You will be my new best friend. x I like the way skunks smell. x Music is a huge part of me. It always will be.

I have a birth mark that looks like micky mouse. x Batman is my hero. x Jack the Ripper is my favorite serial killer. x I have a hello kitty blanket. x I have a brother that I have never met. No, he is not dead. That I'm aware of anyway... x The only blood I have a problem seeing is my own. x How much do you want to bet, that I read Twilight before you even heard of it? x I like vampires. However, I would be annoyed by constantly cold skin. I like warm bodies thank you. x I read the first few pages of the first Harry Potter book, put it down, walked away, and have never touched another book in that series ever again. x I don't like sports. Except soccer. And even then, I only like to watch. I have my reasons =] x I like sticky notes. x My dentist asked me if I was satanist. x Some kid shoved a handful of dirt in my mouth when I was three. I put sand in his pudding when he wasn't looking. x This guy at Spencers came up to me and asked me if his light saber looked like a cock. I told him it did. x I like cupcakes and pretzels from the mall. x I don't like Houston. x I've been wearing make up since 7th grade.

Pirates of the Carribean is overrated. x I don't go anywhere over night without my batman pillow. x The L Word is my show. x I think we need a gay president. x I like to spin in circles. x Nostalgia is one of my most frequently occurring feelings. x Very few people can call me emo and get away with it. Ashlyn is one of those few. x I am in band. By right of passage, I gladly accept the fact that may drop me down into the depths of what may be referred to as "nerd". And by embracing said passage, I can safely say, that I don't care. x Clarinet is my instrument. x Anything about space (i.e. star wars, star trek, alien etc.), I loath. x Two hours feels like 30 minutes. x I think about people. A lot. Chances are, I've thought about you for hours. Wondering who you are, wondering if you're really worth my time. x When I first meet someone, I analyze them. I look them up and down, left and right, through and through. I scrutinize, but don't criticize. x I get along better with guys than I do with girls. x I flinch easily. No sudden movements. x I have these little spaz attacks where I do some random movement or make some weird noise. I do not have turets. x I've been to four different therapists. They were all worthless. x The Dante Valentine series is probably my favorite series of books. x Optimism is annoying. x Pessimism will earn you an eye twitch.

I love to write, yet I very rarely achieve a finished product. x I hate when people write in red pen. x I like when people draw me things. x My name is not hard to spell. Yet people still spell it wrong. x Dark chocolate is delicious. x I sit on my driveway for hours at night. x I love pomegranates. x Peanut butter is disgusting. As are pickles. x I can look like a boy when I wear a beanie, a big hoodie, no make up and baggy pants. x I'm always cold when I go to sleep, but hot when I wake up. x Lip piercings aren't all that attractive. x But I do like eyebrow piercings. x I don't like carpet. x I can't wait until the emo fad wears off. x I want an electric cello. x I like listening to people. x I don't dwell on a subject, and tend to get over things very quickly. x I'm honest. Blunt if you will. x I'm lazy. But when I do decide to get something done, I get it right the first time. x I'm terrible at starting conversations, and I'm just as bad at ending them. x The End.

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