Hey there popit(s) and gents my name is Dean, I'm a boy who is a fast-talking, hedonistic comic anarchist and who is also disguised as a pirate. Never a stranger to provoking controversy, have been in a thickle or two but it hasn't stopped me from always speaking my mind and trying to get reactions out of my many audiences in doing life. With an appearance that's equal parts gothic, glam-rock and drag queen, I'm quite a mix between Edward Scissorhands, Noel Fielding, Ross Noble and Russell Brand. But I don't read into that nonsense too much. I have an abundance of pleasure (not necessary the naked waltz) to give to fellow earthians whom if females are interested can give me a seeing too... My interests are my films, mates, music, females and mental/physical pleasures. I would like to settle down someday but I haven't been able to find someone that will be able to keep up with me long term, so anyone feel they have what it takes to be a Wendybird for yours truly and are interested let me know...
My interests are nachos, tacos, my films, mates, music, females and mental/physical pleasures.
Discrimination against other living beings and people who don't like nachos and tacos.
Any sounds that coincide with the Alternative and Metal genre.