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Lauren_Lunatic

I can't dislike you but I will say this to you: you haven't got long before you are all going to kill yourselves, because you are all crazy. And you can project it back at me, but I am only what lives inside each and every one of you - Charles Manson
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Lauren_Lunatic

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Sex: female
Age: 19
Location: House on Haunted Hill, Connecticut, United States
Sister:: zombie_carcass
Best Friends with: NoOneSuspectsMe
Fantasizes about: Vampire_Alexi
Best Friends with: LovelynessNothing
In love with: Vampire_Alexi
Slave to: Vampire_Alexi
In a relationship with: Vampire_Alexi
Buddies with: etherealmist765
Buddies with: captainmrvls4u
Rating: 9.95
Rating points: 9242
Member since: July 07, 2008
Last logged in: May 25, 2012, 07:35pm
Account Status: Premium Member
Rated by: 929 people
Latest Journal Entry: Random thought   May 06, 2012, 03:08pm

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Basics

†Name: Lauren
†Age: 19
†Location: Bristol, Connecticut
†Orientation: Straight
†Heritage Italian, Slovakian, German, English, Scottish, Lebanese, and Greek
†Status: In a relationship
†Height 5'10"
†Weight Not important
†Occupation Child eater

Relationships

† Sister: zombie_carcass
† In a relationship with: Vampire_Alexi
† In love with: Vampire_Alexi
† Fantasizes about: Vampire_Alexi
† Slave to: Vampire_Alexi
† Best friends with: LovelynessNothing
† Best friends with: NoOneSuspectsMe
† Best friends with: Malice_
† Admires: Malice_
† Buddies with: etherealmist765

† Buddies with: captainmrvls4u

I assume you came on my profile for one of two reasons: you’re either generally interested in getting to know me, or you’re just here for the tits. If the second one happens to be your reason, just know that I probably won’t comment back. Generally, I always return comments, but I don’t associate myself with perverts.

But if you’re here for the first reason, here’s a bit more about me:
† Right now I’m in college, I currently attend Lincoln College of New England in Southington, Connecticut to major in business management. Seems kind of a boring but I’d really like to own a business someday whether it be selling band merch or having my own venue even. I like that my major gives me a lot of different options to work from because hey, I’m fucking indecisive :P † I’m madly in love with my boyfriend Alex Rosas <3 We’ve been dating for almost a year now and I can honestly say I haven’t had a single bad day since I’ve met him. He’s that one person that I know I can always talk to and I absolutely adore him <3 And for you little sluts out there, if you hit on him, I’ll fucking kill you! :]
† I’m very passionate about music. Metal is my favorite of course [death, black, melodic death, thrash, power, folk, doom, grindcore, etc.] but I don’t limit myself to just metal. I’m also a big fan of jazz and classical. Yeah, like the old school classical music where, you know, music was actually composed and not just thrown together like most of the mainstream shit on the radio today. I tend to get that I’m a poser when it comes to music. I’ve been told that I just listen to certain bands to get dick and gain attention when really, I actually LISTEN to the music and actually LIKE the bands I listen to. It’s funny really ^_^. I, however, am NOT tolerant of deathcore or hardcore AT ALL. I’ve given many deathcore and hardcore bands a listen and have seen a few live, and honestly, I can’t get into it and never will. It all sounds like the same, monotonous shit to me. If anyone has a problem with my music choices, tell it to my ass because I know what I like and nothing anyone says will change my opinions about my music.
† Aside from being a music junkie, I’m a gigantic dork. And no, I’m not the kind of dork where I pretend to be socially awkward and wear Buddy Holly glasses and mismatched socks. No no, I mean I’m a grade A fucking dork. I love to read anything I can get my hands on: novels, biographies, magazines, etc. History intrigues me and I’d rather go to a museum than the mall or movies. I also watch a lot of History and Discovery channel, oh and Travel channel XD It’s much more entertaining to me than fucking reality shows.
† I also love to write. I’m not a very talented person in general, but I can definitely say I’m pretty good at it. It a way for me to relieve my stress and I suppose develop more of a vocabulary, though I have to say mine’s not too bad already. I love how a lot of people claim to be a writer after only writing one or two pieces of writing, and both of them are about getting dumped. My writing is also something I take seriously, and let me tell you, I don’t take a lot seriously anymore. XD
† But in general, I’m a very nice person. I’m nice to about 99% of the people I talk to, the only time I’ll ever yell or argue with someone is if I’m provoked first or if that person really did something fucked up to me. Otherwise, I’m not really a fighter, I’d rather relax, drink a beer, and listen to metal. I can be pretty outgoing though. I’m a HUGE traveler, I love traveling. I’ve been doing it since I was a kid, so any opportunities I get to take a vacation or go to new places are always exciting for me.

I suppose that’s enough for now. If you want to know anything else about me, just send me a message and I’ll reply back! But if you’ve been staring at my tits the whole time and manage to catch this sentence in my little “About Me” section, you can just go now. Yep. :]


Lusts

EVERYONE JOIN THIS CULT!! :D

Intelligence
I'm very sick of talking to people who can't even use words correctly in a sentence, let alone talk in complete sentences. I don't have intelligent conversations often so feel free to start one with me any time :]

Museums
Though I don't go to museums as often as I'd like to, I still enjoy them. It doesn't matter what kind of museum it is. If it's a museum, I'll go :D

Men
I like my meat just like how I like my men: thick, raw, and bloody 8]

Concerts
I go to a lot of concerts, usually every month or so. I think live music is the best kind of music, but I suppose it depends on the band/musician playing as well. Some sound better on studio albums than live, but pretty much every band/musician I've seen live sounds great.

Hippos
Don't ask me why, but I LOVE hippos! I have 5 stuffed hippo animals and am still looking for more. If you ever buy me something with a hippo on it, I will be your best friend. No joke.

Bondage
Yep, that's right :D

Serial killers
I don't like serial killers necessarily for what they do but how they think. I'm so intrigued by the thoughts of serial killers. In my free time, I tend to read up on them and learn more about their motives for committing murders and what actually causes them to get pushed over the edge.

Horror movies
I'm a horror movie FREAK. I like way too many to list. I've always wanted to be in a horror movie as some chick stabbing the fuck out of some stupid broad and feeding her remains to my cannibal brother or something. 8]

Reading
I read as often as I can. I read anything from nonfiction to fantasy to horror stories, sometimes even romance O_O. Though I typically enjoy books that make me think a lot and have a lot of depth to them.

Drinking
Yes, I fucking drink. I don't do it as often as I used to, though XD

Traveling
I haven't traveled as much as I have liked to yet, but I make it a plan to visit all of Europe and some parts of Asia one day. I'm a big culture freak as well :P

Meeting new people
I'm ALWAYS looking to meet new people and make new friends. I can sometimes be shy though and won't immediately talk to someone and introduce myself, but that doesn't mean I don't wanna talk to you :P


Dislikes:

Loathes

Narcissistic people
It's people like this who make me sick. I don't care who you are. If you think too highly of yourself, I already hate you. I mean, it's good to have self confidence, but if you think you're all peaches and cream when you're really just a fucking douchebag, then you're just pathetic. Saying you look and act better than everyone doesn't make you awesome. Just saying.

Anyone under the age of 15
To anyone who is under 15 years old and reading this: YOU ARE ANNOYING AND STILL A CHILD. PLEASE TAKE YOUR CARE BEARS AND YOUR UNNEEDED DRAMA AND GO BLOW YOURSELF UP. >_>

Traffic
I know probably everyone in the world hates it, but when you have little patience like I do, it's like getting your legs cut off slowly. XD

The media
I could go on all day about why I hate the media. It's stuff like Jersey Shore and Flavor of Love Season 274 that make me sick. Have we really come to this point as a society where we're so bored that we film people drinking and embarrassing themselves on TV just for our entertainment? Whatever happened to, oh I don't know, GOING THE FUCK OUTSIDE? >_> Shit like that makes me ashamed to be American. No wonder why the rest of the world hates us -_-

Black socks
There's a story behind this, message me if you would like to know :P

Humidity
This always makes me mad. I could be in the best mood ever but god forbid it's humid outside or wherever I might be at that moment, I will become instantly cranky.

Getting lost
I'm one of the most directionally challenged people in this world XD I can get lost in my own house sometimes. It seems like I'm always getting lost whether it be at school or at home. >_>

Stubbing my toes
I do this at least twice a week, and every time it sucks.

Bugs
I CAN'T FUCKING STAND BUGS! I can take snakes, but not bugs. They're disgusting.

Eggplant
The smell alone makes me want to vomit. I will never eat eggplant, not even for a million bucks.


Favorite Music:

Eargasm

† Abhorror
† Abigor
† Aborted
† Absu
† Abysmal Dawn
† Acid Bath
† The Adicts
† Advent of Bedlam
† Aeon
† Agalloch
† Agnostic Front
† Ahab
† Alestorm
† The Amenta
† Amon Amarth
† Amorphis
† Anaal Nathrakh
† Anal Cunt
† Ancient
† Angel Corpse
† Angtoria
† Arch Enemy
† Arsis
† Asgaroth
† Astrum Argentum
† Atrocity
† At the Gates
† Augury
† Autopsy
† Austrian Death Machine
† Azarath
† Bathory
† Behemoth
† Behexen
† Belphegor
† Bethlehem
† Blackguard
† Black Label Society
† Black Mass
† Bleeding Through
† Blind Guardian
† Blood Rainbow
† Blood Stained Dusk
† Bloodbath
† Bloodsoaked
† Brain Drill
† Burzum
† Candlemass
† Cannibal Corpse
† Carach Angren
† Carcass
† Carnal Decay
† Carnal Forge
† Carpathian Forest
† The Casualties
† Cattle Decapitation
† Celtic Frost
† Children of Bodom
† Chthonic
† Cirith Gorgor
† Converge
† Cradle of Filth
† Cruachan
† Crytopsy
† Cynic
† Daath
† Dark Fortress
† Dark Funeral
† Dark Metamorphosis
† Dark Tranquility
† Darkthrone
† Dawn of Azazel
† Death
† Death Angel
† Death by Stereo
† Decapitated
† Decrepit Birth
† Defeated Sanity
† Deicide
† Degrade
† Deist
† Demonoid
† Destroyer 666
† Devildriver
† Devourment
† Diabolical Slaughter
† Dies Irae
† Dimmu Borgir
† Disgore
† Dissection
† Divine Heresy
† Dragonlord
† Dying Fetus
† Edguy
† Element of Eclipse
† Eluveitie
† Emperor
† Enforcer
† Engraved
† Ensiferum
† Enthroned
† Entombed
† Evile
† Fallen Martyr
† Fear Factory
† Finntroll
† Firewind
† Fleshgod Apocalypse
† Funeral Age
† Funeral Mist
† Gamma Ray
† Goatlord
† Goatwhore
† God Dethroned
† God Forbid
† Gojira
† Goreaphobia
† Gorelord
† Gorgasm
† Gorgoroth
† Gorguts
† Graveland
† Graveworm
† Gwynbleidd
† Hammerfall
† Handful of Hate
† Hate
† Hatebreed
† Hate Eternal
† Hate Forest
† Hatred
† Heaven Shall Burn
† Hellhammer
† Helloween
† Horna
† Hypocrisy
† Iconocaust
† Illnath
† Immolation
† Immortal
† Immortal Souls
† In Flames
† Inquisition
† Insomnium
† Iron Maiden
† Jig-Ai
† Jotunspor
† Judas Iscariot
† Kamelot
† Katakalysm
† Katatonia
† Katharasis
† Keep of Kalessin
† Killing Addiction
† King Diamond
† Knights of the Abyss
† Koffin Kats
† Korpiklaani
† Kreator
† Kult ov Azazel
† Lamb of God
† Landmine Marathon
† Leftover Crack
† Leviathan
† Lord Belial
† Lux Occulta
† Manowar
† Marduk
† Mastodon
† Mayhem
† Mercenary
† Merciless Death
† Meshuggah
† The Misfits
† Mongrel
† Monstrosity
† Moonsorrow
† Moonspell
† Morbid Angel
† Morgirion
† Mortician
† Mortiis
† Motorhead
† Mudvayne
† Municipal Waste
† Murderdolls
† Mushroomhead
† Mutiny Within
† My Dying Bride
† My Ruin
† Nachtmystium
† Naglfar
† Napalm Death
† Nargaroth
† Nattefrost
† Nazxul
† Necrophagist
† Necrophobic
† Nekro Morphosis
† Nightwish
† Nile
† Nocturnal Breed
† Norther
† Novembre
† Obituary
† Of Raven and Ruins
† Old Funeral
† Old Man's Child
† Opeth
† Otep
† Orphaned Land
† Overkill
† Pantera
† Panzerchirst
† Paradise Lost
† Pig Destroyer
† Procession of Aeons
† Possessed
† Prophecy
† Psycroptic
† Putrefy
† Ragnarok
† Rammstein
† Rancid
† Rob Zombie
† Rotting Christ
† Rumpelstiltskin Grinder
† Sara Jezebel Deva
† Satanic Slaughter
† Satanic Warmaster
† Satyricon
† Scar Symmetry
† Seether
† Sepultura
† September Murder
† Septicflesh
† The Shadow Order
† Shining
† Sinister
† Six Feet Under
† Skeletonwitch
† Skindred
† Skinless
† Slayer
† Sodom
† Soilent Green
† Soilwork
† Sonata Arctica
† Sothis
† Spawn of Possession
† Stormlord
† Strapping Young Lad
† Suffocation
† Sun 0)))
† Swallow the Sun
† Swashbuckle
† The Sword
† System of a Down
† Taake
† Tankard
† Testament
† Therion
† Thornspawn
† Threat Signal
† Thy Will Be Done
† Toxic Holocaust
† Tool
† Tristitia
† Tsjuder
† Turisas
† Type O Negative
† Tyr
† Unearth
† Vader
† Vehemence
† Venom
† Vesania
† Vital Remains
† Voivod
† Warbringer
† Watain
† Wednesday 13
† Wintersun
† Woe of Tyrants
† Wolves in the Throne Room
† Xasthur
† Ymir
† Zakk Wydle
† Zombie Apocalypse
† Zyklon
† 1349
† 3 Inches of Blood
† The 69 Eyes

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