"My fuck that senses are tingling," -Neal. (Just one of his sayings.)
"Please open the oven door so I may bake the nigger pie." -Neal.(Another one.)
"It's almost as wide as my ass."-Chance. (This may be why so many people call Chance FagBag.)
"It's THIS BIG!"-Chance. (Again, FagBag.)
"I'm Jamaican, you asshole!"-Randy. (He really is.)
"Randy's black?"-Glenn. (He's really stupid.)
"OOF!"-Squirl. (The noise Squirl made after being hit in the balls, really, really hard.)
"Wrong hole!"-Chance. (I don't even wanna go there..)
"Boo ghost, I'm a nigga!"-Tara. (Well, there's this joke that there are like three things niggas are afraid of. Water, ghosts, and nooses. Well. Glenn decided that niggas are scarier than ghosts, so..)
"I might have eaten it.."-Neal. (I gave Neal $50 to go get me a bag, and he came home, two hours later, stoned out of his mind, with no idea where he had gone or what he had done with my money or the bag.)
"Ahh FUCK!"-Neal.(Another of his sayings.)
"I might have stayed at somebody's house last night.."-Hacky.(Hacky, being Hacky.)
"That's highly upsetting." -Hacky. (Again..)
"They make things for that kinda stuff.."-Neal. (Neal, being "helpful.")
"He caught his hair on fire, burnt himself, and spilled the bong water. Party foul." -Glenn. (Yeah, Brent fucked up while hitting the bong. Dumbass.)
"What helmet?" -Jess. (Hacky was describing this entire suit of armor and all the weapons that he was wearing, even though he wasn't actually wearing them, then he said, "Oh, yeah, and I have a helmet!" and this was Jess' response. As if the rest of the shit was fine, but fuck the helmet.)
"Was that funny to you too?"-Neal.
"Yeah." -Glenn.
"Good, I didn't wanna feel like a dick."-Neal. (Lol, I love my boys. Ask Neal for a description of this one.)
"Ok, hold on, wait a minute bro, I'm getting off."-Brent. (Brent, being Brent.)
"Hahaha! It's a porno!" -Neal. (No shit, Sherlock.)
"A second hand?" -Brad.
"Who'da guessed?" -Tuck. (From a very funny cartoon.)
"Nigga no!" -Jess. (Jess' response to being tackled.)
"Love me!"-Erin.
"I'm thinkin'."-Neal.
"You gave her a sauce packet, you HAVE to love her! That's commitment, man!"-Tara. (Neal gave Erin one of those Taco Bell sauce packets that said "Marry me?" on it..)
"Damn.. I think that made me stoneder." -Erin. (Erin, after choking on a hit.)
"Tara is unhappy, someone must die!" -Neal. (Ahh, he lurves me!)
"Glenn's the only nigga on that wall."-Glenn. (How true.)
"Can I get a fuck that?"-Glenn. (Glenn's response to many of my suggestions.)
"Get off that!" -Glenn. (Glenn's response to many of Neal and Erin's actions.)
"I gotta go 'cuz we're gonna go get wet."-Tara. (Well, Neal called and me and Erin were about to get in the pool..)
"I call bedsheet, that's my job!"-Hacky. (Hacky wanted to be on the bottom of the dogpile.)
"I'm queen of the mountain!" -Erin. (And Erin, on top.)
"This is the only face I have right now." -Neal. (Neal had an angry face and Erin told him to get a new one, and this is what he said.)
"Vagenous."-Neal.
"Pagina."-Neal.
"They're having corny sex!"-Tara. (Ok, so when Erin and I are stoned and bored together, we watch porn and make fun of how cheesy it is. Well, we turned on this one, called "KamaSutra: A Tale of Love." which shoulda been porn, but it wasn't. It was a movie with a few sex scenes. And in one, the chick's ridin' the prince and she just grabs handfuls of dried corn outta nowhere and pours it all over his chest. Well. It WAS corny sex..)
"That's my piece, nigga!"-Erin. (Erin, bein' gangsta like she be.)
"No, it bothers me when you're in my buttcrack."-Erin. (Erin's thong was hanging out, Neal snapped it, and he was like, "Does it bother you that I play with your underwear!?")
"Yo, I'm too pimp for that shit!"-Spego. (Spego, upon discovering the remote that controls my bedroom ceiling fan/light.)
"Your vagina is of the magical sort, Ms. Tara."-Neal.
"SCORE!!"-Tara. (Well. I always sit with my legs crossed and I keep my phone, cigarettes, lighter, and Mt.Dew in my lap, and whenever anyone needed a lighter or something, they just asked and they received.)
"Cat, you're in my hat."-Tara. (I meant to say "cat, you're in my way." but then I remembered the Dr. Seuss rhyme all of a sudden, and said HAT instead..I was high.)
"Eww.. I just burped up the taste of Eggroll.."-Momma. (Mom, after eating "chinese food.")
"Fuckin' broads."-Neal. (How true!)
"There is bunny evil afoot!"-Neal. (Neal, stating that bunnies are more evil than snakes after hearing my plans of getting a fog machine and many snakes in my room.)
"There is bud in the crack."-Neal. (Well, there was! It was in a crack on this porcelain box we used to keep our shit in.)
"I hate the taste of a cashed bowl!"-Erin.(Yes, she does.)
"Yeah, well. I do, because I'm fucking god, alright?"-Erin. (She thinks she is.)
"Just launch a rocket over the edge."-Erin. (Erin, telling Neal to just do it instead of getting down off the roof to run inside and blow his nose, then come back up.)
"I'm about to go Pirates of the Caribbean on your ass!"-Chance.
"*Whispers to Glenn.*I guess he wants Squirl's booty?"-Neal.
"I'm safe, don't worry."-Tara. (I don't remember how this one happened, but I was safe! I promise!)
"I'm a nigger 'cuz I'm black!"-Chego. (My mom told him to stop being such a nigger. And this was his reply. And yes, he is really black.)
"You twitched, I bit."-Erin.
"You bitched, I twit!...Oh, fuck."-Tara. (My leg was on her lap and it twitched so she just fucking bit me. Then that happened, and I tried to copy what she said.. But phailed miserably.)
"We just smoked pot, didn't we?"-Tara. (I seriously couldn't remember if we had or not.)
"It's a super condom! Oh shit.. It broke."-Chego.
"Hah! You're pregnant!"-Tara. (He wrapped tape around his finger, then pulled it off, and called it a SuperCondom. Well. Then it ripped in half. And he became pregnant.)
"I wonder if doing this makes me look like a crackhead.."-Erin. (Erin was painting a rose with clear nail pilosh to keep it stiff and stuff, and she was all huddled over it with the tiny little brush.)
"Have a nice flight, Ms. Allison."-Tara.
"You too sweetie."-Ms. Allison(Erin's mom.)
"...."-Tara. (The night before Erin and her mom flew up north for a month.. Yeah, I wasn't flying anywhere.)
"My water's too wet.."-BamBam. (XD. He's Bam, what can I say?)
"That's probably the face you woulda made if that had happened."-Neal. (I made a face to a suggestion of Neal's.)
"A GameCube launched itself across the room and landed on my foot."-Neal. (I'm sitting in the living room, stoned, and I made him get up and go write something on the QuoteWall, and then I hear "AAAHH!"CRASHSLAM.)
"Ass hamster."-Tara. (One of my very amusing, but not so horrible insults.)
"A Courtney Love Hat is pretty fucking bad, but this is like a Lindsay Lohan Wetsuit."-Tara. (Well, we describe a slut as a CourtneyLoveHat. Which means that the said slut's vagina is as big as Courtney Love's is and can be worn as a hat. Well, we were describing certain slut I hate.. And well. The anger turned into hilarity.)
"Don't jerk off, Raccon!"-Tara. (Erin misspelled "raccoon." I said it sounded like the name for a lube, then i created the slogan for said lube. Pronounced RAK-ON)
"A cigarette lit between two lesbians.."-Neal. (I don't remember..)
"I almost wrote 'lesbianons.'"-Tara. (I did. I=Dumbass.)
"Baby raccoon face!"-Erin. (She had a conussion and was trippin' out because of it. She thought she saw a baby raccoon face in a fence.)
"I like peeing colors so I drink food coloring."-Eggroll.(He's asian. That's his excuse.)
"Woof, woof!"-Dog.
"NO!!!"-Anthony.(Yeah. The dog barked, and obviously it wasn't invited.)
"No one listens to you, Shebear, RAWR RAWR RAWR."-BamBam.(His way of saying, "STFU bitch.)
"Hold on, let me take the safety off."-Tara.(Well, Neal and I were knife fighting. And he put like a little piece of metal on the tip of his blade and it looked kinda like a knife-safety..I guess it was one of those you had to be there things.)
"That's like cups on towels."-Stat Feve.(No idea, I'll get Neal to explain.)
"I'd write her a fucking letter!"-Tara.
"That doesn't sound like it'd be a burn, but it so is! And a good one too."-Neal.(Neal asked me how pissed I would get if J.K.Rowling wrote another book but it was nothing like anything else and it sucked. I said I'd be so pissed that I'd write her a fucking letter.)
"I'm going to throw you in the bay and burn you in the bay, because I'm going to pour oil in the bay to burn the bullsharks in the bay when I burn the bay."-Neal.(Just call Neal and ask him to say this. There's no story. It's just funny. BTW: It's done in a british accent.)
"It's like the bible saying, 'I'm going to teach you about love and how to treat your neighbor,' and then being like, 'Nope, actually, it's about bagels.....Sorry.'"-Glenn. (I don't remember, he was describing something..)
"We're geek in a bottle."-Neal. (I told Neal that I'm almost all nerd because I love learning and books and National Geographic Channel and all that, and that Erin's a little bit of both, but her nerd is caused by OCD so she's more geek than nerd, and then I said that Neal and Glenn were majorly all geek. And that's how he summed it up.)
"But I don't wanna bitch about it!"-Erin. (This was just too crazy to NOT put on the wall. Erin, not wanting to bitch about something? OMG IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!)
"You missed it, we had a revelation!"-Tara.
"Yeah, I think it involved wombats."-Neal.
"Fuck 'em."-Glenn.
"Yeah, fuck wombats. That's a revelation right there."-Neal. (We actually did have a revelation..We just couldn't remember it after this conversation.)
"We'll whip 'em out too, it'll be a party!"-Glenn. (Glenn and Neal, trying so hard to get me to take off my shirt, for "my own comfort.")
"Hey, you guys know why I love light remotes?"-Neal.
*Lights go out.*
"WHAT THE FUCK, NEAL?! NO!!"-Tara.(He's an asshole. If there was light, I coulda defended myself.)
"I stole candy from this baby that was sooo ghetto he pulled out a pistol and said, "Nigga, give me my lollipop AND your wallet, bitch!"-Neal and Glenn. (Talking about growing up in The Springs.)
"And I have no weed at all, I'm in my own boat!"-Kira. (Me and some others were talking about how much smoke we had left, and Kira just piped up with this, throwing her arms in the air and saying it all dramatically. It was hilarious.)
"So, I'm sitting out there with like six cop cars around me, wondering what I had done wrong, and up pulls this black Lambourghini. And this was a nice ass Lambourghini too"-Neal.
"Cool. What color was it?"-Tara.(Neal, telling us this story about how he was mistaken for some criminal on the loose, and me..I'd like to be able to say that I was stoned.. Or that this didn't happen. But, no. It happened. I was sober. I guess I'm just an idiot.)
"I smile like THEEEESE!"-Neal. (Neal, showing us his smile.)