I don't VF-IM, so FUCK OFF.

I am a Premium, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna hunt you down for viewing my profile and not leaving a comment/rating. If you haven't got anything worthy to say then just carry on with your life, I will with mine =) though if I'm in a good enough mood I MAY just thank you for viewing.

I am not an invididual like you would see on most pages, because everyone claiming to be an individual makes them the exact opposite. I drink, alot. Whenever humanly possible. I smoke too. Whenever my cravings suit me I guess xD

I've done: Weed, Cocaine, LSD, Ketamin, and Paracetamol =) And the only one I do to this day on that list is the hardcore paracetamol and the odd bit o' Marijuana.

Life itself is a once in a lifetime opportunity. It shouldn't be spent listening to the larger majoritory and obbeying the social norms your whole life. However, it shouldn't be spent going over the top. It's about drawing the line, and self-control.

I fucking hate MySpace/Twitter/Bebo/Google+/etc... I preferr meeting new people and VF is the place to be for that imho =) however I haven't been impressed with recent activities (for example, the entirity of the Top Guys being emo fucktards... seriously: women - get a fucking better taste in men :stare and the Top Pics are just entirely sexual... gotta be some chicking posing in their undies or some fringe contracting his stomache muscles). And also this whole "Kill/Bite" business that might be poping up soon? Go fucking die whoever voted for that option. Seriously ... Facebook is alright as I get to voice my opinions and people get to bolster my epeen by Liking them.

My best friend, Rob Holland, died of DSRCT a year ago. This was the charity he set up to raise awareness into this disease: "www.robsarttt.piczo.com" Yes it's a piczo site, dont let it stop you though.

I swear alot, as part of my rockstar persona. I am incredibley perverted too. I'm also shallow in that I find it easier to talk to attractive people, that;s both men and woman btw and I'm 100% hetrosexual. Even if I have no intention of bedding them whatsoever. Call it whatever you want, I am me.

I try my best to leave worthwhile comments to be read, and I hope you do the same to. Although recently you'll be fucking lucky to recieve a comment off me... I don't avidly look for people anymore in my old decripid age on this site... I let people come to me ;D I do TRY my best to reply to everyone but, it's quite the strain on me if your comment is rather fucking dull. Also don't comment about my main profile pic unless ofc it's a PIC COMMENT. See the hint there? Comment my pictures with Pic Comments, comment my profile with Normal Comments. Shimple, no?

I have a Ophidiophobia (snakes). They petrify me. And no, that isn't an excuse to play a practical joke on me and put your pet snake round my shoulders because I WILL kill it. And I will feel horrible about it because I love animals more than you can possibly fathom.

I USED TO play World of Warcraft. And now I don't. Awaiting Guild Wars 2 avidly whilst playing Left 4 Dead 2 on Expert in addition to whatever Steam games I come across. If you want my Steam Account, hit me up! =)

I like me, I don't love or hate me. But I am content with what I am =) I've also been told I'm attractive in someway shape or form... so I actually feel sorry for womankind if I'm considered attractive nowadays =S I don't think I'm fuck-arse ugly but still =/ I don't deserve some of the comments I'm getting =P I am however, more attractive than the fringes on Top Guys. Why? Because I haven't adopted my personality from Bloke with a 0.00000001 rating higher than me or from my favourite band's singer.

BTW... I am NOT cute. If I was 1ft 5 tall with a chubby face and beady little eyes smiling ear to ear making soft noises then that would be cute. I however look like a Black Sabbath roadie without the makeup... and that's only because I look worse than Brian Molko with make-up on.

This is where I would include pictures of What Is and What Isn't cute but I can't be FUCKING FUCKED to keep updating the URLs that die in a amtter of seconds so rub shit on your tits and slap them round a donkey's face because my direction of Caring is WAY over yonder.

Music isn't my life yet, but it soon shall be. I play the guitar, self-taught for about 6 years now. I feel a unique style is harder to adopt while someone's telling you how to play.

I am a funny guy. I know this from 16 years of being told so. So I unintentionally try to make people laugh all the time. Laughter is the tongue of the soul and a beautiful sound. I could very easily make you laugh. I probably have already. And you're probably going to mention that in your comment aren't you? AREN'T YOU!?

My pervious relationships have literally almost turned me gay they were that bad... Doesn't matter had sex.

Sex can be sex... and it can be more. It is always dependant on the person =) I for one think it's entirely healthy to play around with no strings attached sex... it's alot nicer than wanking yourself around the clock until the right lass appears. But I will always be looking for that Right Lass.

I'm a guitarist for the band Amsterdoom. Don't find us on MySpace, we can't figure out how to work it. But you will find us on facebook. http://www.facebook.com/amsterdoomuk so please Like us and check out the tune(s) on our Band Page tab =) we are currently looking for a new Vocalist (either similar to our old one which was very Lamb of God esque, or something closer to Grand Magus to fit our genre more ;D)

I'm Atheist. Don't badger me with your beliefs, I won't badger you with mine =) the closest thing out there to a deity we'll probably ever discover is Futurama's interpritation of God when Bender discovers him when he's floating the void of the Universe.

Like most people, I am shy at first but rather open after a while. I am friendly, and I always want people to make people smile through convosation. I can come across as flirty but that all comes with my inate charm.

There is ALOT more that can be uncovered from conversation with yours truely. So go ahead and ask away, should you dare.

My Squishy

This girl is everything to me. Words cannot describe how much she means to me, no matter how bad I have felt she's always managed to make me smile. She has the most incrediable taste in music ever and makes everything in life so much more brighter. This is not on of my quotations, but she's so amazing and beautiful she can even make animals smile. =) She's just so genuine, easy to talk to, friendly, forgiving, unique, heart-warming, and above of: bollocks-brilliant =)
Anyone who hurts her or makes her smile fade will have to answer to me and I promice you... when her smile fades, so will yours. Click HERE to truely understand how fucking incrediable she really is. Thank you for being your gorgeous self Squishy!!! You're the sister I couldn't even match in dreams and something I truely am not worthy of. I FUCKING LOOVE YOU =D (though slightly less now for out-doing me on your profile =P)<44444444

Annd that's all for now folks.