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Got no religion, dont need no friends, Got all I want and I dont need to pretend Sex: male Age: 17 Location: Undisclosable, South Australia, Australia Member since: July 31, 2007 Account: Free Account Orientation: Straight Status: In a relationship Occupation: Guitar Hero Legend ADD FRIEND ADD FAVORITE ADD TO SHITLIST ADD TO CULT BLOCK USER REPORT USER

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I'm the guy who thinks everyone's looking at him, because they are. I'm the one talking to myself in public, hoping someone will talk back. I'm Felix Nail. Bring on the poorly layed out profile: Felix IS my real name.. and perhaps what I've typed here presents me as some kind of spiteful bastard, but I'm a [relatively] friendly person.. so don't be afraid to talk to me or anything like that.. unless all you have to say is "hot. 10." In that case, just rate me a whatever-you-want and and go away. I have a girlfriend, her name is Demelza, and I love her to pieces. We look after each other, and have been together for over two years.. so don't even consider sending me any strange messages, she'll hurt you. And if any guys talk shit to her, they'll be castrated, by yours truly. I'm not perfect.. I'm a total prick, but there are a lot worse, believe me. I'm happy with myself, physically.. and mentally... to an extent. I'm not particularly good looking either... I don't have a six pack or anything.. and I think guys who do have way too much time on their hands. Please don't leave me long comments, unless I've asked you long questions. You may find it hard to believe, but I really don't have the time, and won't be replying to them. I like short, interesting messages. On the contrary, don't feel like you have to rate/comment/whatever me. We're all lost for words at times. As you should've noticed, I love editing photos. Partly because I rarely look good in them without doing so, and partly because I just like doing crazy shit. If you want to see completely unedited Felix, check my videos xD More misc. about me: I have sideburns.. I don't see why I should shave them off.. that's just weird. I seem to have mild paranoia.. I'm always looking behind me whenever I'm out walking. Better safe than sorry I suppose. I also have issues with anxiety. Ever heard of social phobia? That's me. Not fun. Need drugs. Give? If I could live anywhere else it would be New Zealand, it's supposedly the second most peaceful country in the world. If you think that's funny and want to make a childish joke about beastiality then I strongly suggest you give yourself a good hard kick somewhere painful. (if you don't know what I mean by that, don't worry) I CANNOT STAND IGNORANCE, PeOpLe WhO tYpE lIkE tHiS, poor spelling, poor grammar, and just poor English of any sort. If you contact me, please take some time to spell out whole words instead of unnecessary abbreviations including (but by no means limited to) "lyf" "sxc" "wht" and "dnt." I'm sick of people with no opinions, no personalities, and nothing to say in general. I like a good argument, but no one seems to be able to give me one as they have no position on things going on around them. Frustrating. It doesn't bother me if you feel the need to rate me poorly.. it's just a number after all. Sure, I could remove the rate bar, but so could you. And if you don't have one, don't give me some bullshit about you being the 'bigger person,' because we all know that you only removed it to enable said bitchery. And yes, I am an Australian.. fairly proud, too.. it's a pretty good country. Though I do resent the Australian stereotype as portrayed in other countries. All I can say now, is join my cult. Over 2000 members and counting! Oh, and by the way, don't be afraid to add me to your friends list. It makes me look popular, so I can't complain.

See that? That's what I like. Click on the image for lulz. Sonic The Hedgehog.. the most awesome videogame character ever created! If you like Sonic, I like you! (unless you listen to Slipknot) Guitars, Cats, sunglasses, psychology, politics, summer nights, freedom, smoking, drinking, compliments (hey who doesn't like them?) politics, green eyes, lighting fires, cigars, having a good laugh, escalators, and of course, meeting new people (intelligent and/or interesting people, that is.) And, I like everyone who reads this far into my profile. It proves you have a lot of time on your hands. Like I usually do.

People who can't spell properly, lyrical content of almost all rap music, global warming propaganda (seriously, I don't give a shit about 'carbon emissions,' there's no use in trying to prolong the inevitable) (I'd like to have a photo of a crazy, 50-year-old liberated hippie vegetarian woman right here) Self proclaimed "goffs, emoz, punKz, and gAnGStaz," bad english, sexist dicks with no respect for women, spiders, the word 'pimp' and the fact that being a pimp has supposedly become incredibly respectable, condoms, wallpaper, night clubs, people with no senses of humour, people with terrible senses of humour, cold nights, indian food, board games, dried figs, guys who are obsessed with porn, cringingly boring people and camera sluts, (male and female.)

A lot of old school stuff, i.e. ZZ Top, Led Zeppelin, the Stones, etc. My favourite bands would have to be NIN and MSI though. Easy. Oh and Behemoth. And Weezer xD Everyone complains about country music here, but I don't understand you people. Drum and Bass is the worst genre of music ever envisaged (if it is actually considered a genre. Not sure. Doubt it.) That's my guitar. It was winter. It got wet.

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