Hi, my name is Shawn.] (And I'm Jocco) [Please not today] (Oh fine) [I have a macho dog named Trooper] (He's a teddy bear that will lick you to death) [STOP THAT!!!] [And I have a pretty kitty named Lulu.] (Shes a bitch) [Well yes but we love her anyway] (Eh I guess so) (But you killed the fish) [Well yes but they smelled bad and I wanted sushi] (Well yeah they did taste good) [I love my family and my friends!] (Well most of em anyway) [Ah tis true, wait I thought I told you to go] (Eh thought I'd stick around) [I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GTFO OF MY HEAD!!!] (Well...) [Jocco where is the bat] (over in the corner why?) *Shawn smashes self in head*

money, being called a "cheeky little bastard" by british people

money , THE SUN!! , empty whiskey bottles :( , ignorance and stupidity (yes they are 2 differant things) , whores , people that get in shitty realationships and bitch about them but dont do anything about it cuz "they can change" , most country music , spyware , "ghetto" culture in every way , blown speakers , airport security , my car , this list will be growing