[Hi, my name is Shawn.] [Please not today] [I have a macho dog named Trooper] [Well yes but they smelled bad and I wanted sushi] [STOP THAT!!!] [And I have a beautiful girlfreind named Mel] [STOP CHECKING OUT MY GIRLFRIEND!!] [Um.... ew] [Ugh.... well I love my family and my friends!] [Ah tis true, wait I thought I told you to go] [Shout out to my friends in the Antarctic region, NEW ZEALAND!] [Yeah I dunno Anna told me to say it] [Eh sometimes shes right] [I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GTFO OF MY HEAD!!!] [Jocco where is the bat] *Shawn smashes self in head*

money, being called a "cheeky little bastard" by British people, not feeling alone anymore, my shiny new car (that isn't very shiny at the moment cuz it needs to be washed) my books and my games and my rather vivid imagination

money , THE SUN!! , ignorance and stupidity (yes they are 2 different things) , whores , people that get in shitty relationships and bitch about them but don't do anything about it cuz "they can change" , most country music , "ghetto" culture in every way , blown speakers , airport security , this list will be growing