"I've developed a new philosophy . . . I only dread one day at a time." ~Charlie Brown
Status: Chillin' like a villian taking penicillin
Sex: male Age: 30 Location: Buffalo,
New York, United States
Member since: January 27, 2009 Account: Premium Member Orientation: Straight Status: In a relationship Occupation: Office Drone in search of new drone work facility
Greetings freaky bitches. Thanks for taking the time to read my profile. I promise you will be disappointed. I'm a social networking flunkie, but that's O.K., because I really don't like most people anyway. Not that I'm mean or anything. I think I'm the type of person that would get along well with another person who also doesn't like most people. Does that make any sense to you? If it does, then we'd probably get along well. I currently reside in the city of Buffalo. Our motto here is "Total economic collapse? Welcome to the club, rest of the world." My hometown is NYC, where the motto is, "Yes we know it smells like urine and it's infested with roaches, but you still have to pay a small fortune for your tiny living space." I've got a bachelors in anthropology, and like most former anthro majors, I'm currently working in a completely non-related field - namely, menial office labor. But give me some credit for moving out of my parents' house, OK? By the way, it's true I'm older than most of you on this site, but I'll always be about 4 years younger than the site owner, so I won't feel too bad about it. These brief describe-your-interests profiles are a very ineffective way to get any sort of impression about a person. If you'd really like to get to know me, then send me a message. P.S. I've been a member for longer than what it says here; I'd just been wanting to change my username for a while. For the record, Ben427 was indeed the lamest username ever.
Likes
Reed's ginger beer and organic dark chocolate - buy me either of these and I'm yours eternally. Shows I like include Daily Show, Colbert Report, Flight of the Conchords, Futurama, Venture Bros, Louie, Community, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, Happy Endings, Battlestar Gallactica, Spaced, Arrested Develpment, Always Sunny in Philadelphis. Wow, that's a long list, I think I may watch too much TV. I like to play old games because they're cheap and there's always something good I haven't played yet. I like reading whatever I can get my hands on and especially enjoy hard-boiled detective fiction. I'm also a big fan of the A.V. Club website. I also love watching classic films. My favorite films include: Metropolis, City Lights, Casablanca, Roman Holiday, M, The Maltese Falcon, Modern Times, The Purple Rose of Cairo, Ghost World and Back to the Future. My favorite comic strips are Calvin and Hobbes, Peanuts and Bloom County.
Dislikes
Filberts (Get out of my nut mix). Also, Nazis, getting out of bed for work, poverty, folding laundry and doing dishes.
Favorite Music
Anything with a theremin, accordion, mouth harp or musical saw in it.
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