"I don't do quotes." - Mother Theresa
Status: Too much cake!
Sex: male Age: 31 Location: Buffalo,
New York, United States
Member since: January 27, 2009 Account: Premium Member Orientation: Straight In a relationship with:VioletSheep Occupation: Office Drone in search of better drone work facility
WARNING: THIS PROFILE SUCKS BALLS! Greetings freaks. Thank you for taking the time to read my profile. I promise you will be very disappointed. Who am I? Do any of us really know the answer to that question? I'm a social networking flunkie, but that's O.K., because fuck you, I don't need any friends. I currently reside in the city of Buffalo. It sucks. I used to live in NYC. That sucked worse. I've got a useless degree. Do you care? By the way, blah blah blah. These brief describe-your-interests profiles are the best way to get any sort of impression about a person. P.S. Shit
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Reed's ginger beer - it's good! Shows I like: Daily Show, Colbert Report, Flight of the Conchords, Futurama, Venture Bros, Louie, Community, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Battlestar Gallactica, Spaced, Arrested Develpment, Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Wow, that's a long list, I think I may watch too much TV. I know I do. But I can't help it. The glow. It calls for me. Don't you judge me! I like to play old video games because they're cheap. I like reading Sci Fi and hard-boiled detective fiction. But who has the time for any of these things when you are poor and miserable? My favorite films include: Metropolis, City Lights, Casablanca, Roman Holiday, M, The Maltese Falcon, Modern Times, The Purple Rose of Cairo, Ghost World and Back to the Future. My favorite comic strips are Calvin and Hobbes, and Peanuts.
Dislikes
My life.
Favorite Music
Anything with a theremin, mouth harp or musical saw in it.
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