Jem.

The Alphabet according to Jem:

Addictive
Bored
Curious
Dazed
Erratic
Friendly
Grumpy
High
Intelligent
Jealous
Kind
Logical
Mellow
Nostalgic
Optimistic
Pessimistic
Questionable
Restless
Sensitive
Temperamental
Uncoordinated
Vicious
Wise
Xena
Young
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I'm easily amused, agitated, and addictive.
I'm extremely nocturnal, neurotic, and on occasion narcissistic.
I like things simple and easy, I don't like the chase or the wait.
I have a very selective memory, I spend a lot of my time tuning out or daydreaming.

I have obsessions and compulsions, and I like consistency and frequency.
I have very few aspirations in life but the ones that I do have tend to consume me.
I have a profound insight into human behavior and the function of emotion.
In some aspects I've spent a fair amount of my life being the observer.
I like to be part of every experience while also keeping a keen eye on my surroundings.
I guess I'm somewhat of an eccentric. Erratic in thoughts and actions.