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Latest Journal Entry: HA December 06, 2008, 09:03pm
Profile: Layout Designed By: Roxanne Of HardCore_Layouts © Copyright 2005 I have no idea what to put up here anymore. Have you ever noticed how many people in Wal-Mart at 3 in the morning wear sweat pants? It's almost ridiculous. It's as if light grey sweat-pants held by your stomach; two hundred pounds of Pabst Blue Ribbon, Wendies, and turkey pot-pies IN the stomachs; five mulleted, dirt covered kids named Dakota with catsup stains on their light blue tank-tops that Auntie Debbie and Uncle Dan bought from God knows where; and hair that looks as if someone ran a comb dipped in vasoline through it is a mandatory requirement for buying Summer's Eve, diet Cherry Vault and some Natural Light at 2:30 in the fucking morning. I don't know what to say about myself. My name is Chris, and there's a big chance I enjoy and admire non-sequiter, surrealism, abstract, and esotericism more than anyone else on this planet. "Buy the ticket, take the ride." - Hunter S. Thompson Likes: Ever look up at the stars; the hundreds and thousands of stars with various planets orbitting them; and realize that nothing we could ever possibley do on or around this earth will never bare any impact on anything? No murderer is ever going to kill enough to make the stars notice; no gossiping little shits are ever going to create so much animosity for a human being that it will throw off the flow of other planets; and no conceit will ever stop the day when all of this was created from the dense center of the explosion from wence it came. No environmental Chernobyl is ever going to stop life on this planet. No Hitler is going to supress the billions of evolving creatures. There isn't enough blackwater operatives that a Camel will ever notice enough to flee. Things, on or off this planet, will continue to expand and breed life. So chill out with people you care about and watch it all happen, because you can neither hinder nor help with this process. I like to laugh. Everything is inherently funny, and nothing in this life is ever too serious for me to find something funny in it. Dislikes: A major advocate for a lot of evangelical theories such as the Young Earth theory, creationism, and dinosaur bones being "put on this earth to test our faith" was recently jailed. His name is Kent Hovind, and he is bent over some grubby sink right now for tax evasion. I'm not one for following scripture, but I guess someone kind of ignored "owe unto god what is owed to god, and owe unto Ceasar what is owed to Ceasar." I'm one for poetic justice. Favorite Music: Homepage: http://myspace.com/his_penis_flew_away
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