So people stop bloody asking me haha I am almost 5'8 which is something like 175cm. there. haha now then I am Jane.. but I am not plain.. I have a fucking elf ear, although the other one is almost normal.. almost. Unfortunately I am not a Parsnip, but coincidentally my name is the same as the chick in Tarzan 'Jane Porter' wooperty woop! I'm ditzy but not a TOTAL idiot haha and I really don't take much seriously. I like to participate in pint-downing contests with fellow ale drinkers- totally lady-like HA. I was once a lover of apple juice but my alliances have changed and now it's a carton of orange juice an hour bahah and I really love food but not avocados. I am generally really happy.. and I see a funny side to pretty much anything, no matter what happens I think it could always be worse. I will NOT be dealing with proper arrogant or superficial people. I am very stubborn and I suppose quite argumentative although I don't intend on causing arguments..not all the time anyway :P but if I end up in one I will give as good as I get and an extra cherry, I just don't like giving in. I am ALWAYS involved in embarrassing but funny situations and seem to always end up in trouble but without really being in trouble 'cause I'm too adorable to be cross with LMAO I definitely didn't mean that seriously. I'd say I speak my mind but it's probably more a case of I don't mind what I speak lol , I like to listen but if I think your just a whinging, self-pitying tool I will tell you and I won't be nice about it lol and it seems a little awkward to say that I don't really like writing/talking about myself that much, having just written a fucking novel here hah.. but I actually don't.. The question 'tell me about yourself' makes me even forget what my name is aha basically though a person's character isn't really something that can be written you actually have to get to know them.. Oh how old fashioned :P that was sarcasm :D I love ducks and I want an army of those little quacking fuckers, but for now I've settled with collecting rubber ducks no joke and just saying.. if you read my journal you might think whaaaaaaaat but it's okay.. I just post random ramblings that go on in my head..
my shotgun, most reptiles and bats and rats and other animals, bikes! motorbikes and quads, chaps with long hair or tats or hair of the face, people with no airs or graces, people who ain't afraid to perservere with something even if it ain't working out immediately, Whisky and fine ales.. none of this larger crap you realise bahahah, musicish things, the sea, the night sky and stars and astromonyish things, food.. lots of food.. most people, fresh air, numinous experiences.. oh shit there is so much stuff I like :D
okay if there is one thing I hate more than anything.. except mushrooms.. it's people who over do it just to be considered a certain stereotype like.. like for example (I don't mean to offend anyone) an emo who goes around cutting themselves, saying they love the rain, writing poetry, being obsessed with anime.. when in actual fact, they quite like the sun, can't be arsed with poetry and likes fucking Eastenders.. do you see my point? I think what I'm trying to say is that I dislike people who won't stay true to themselves just so they can pretend to be part of a certain culture like.. that really annoys me.. 'cause it's basically a wannabe stereotype and they'll spend all their time complaining about those two things: wannabees and stereotypes (I'm not still talking about the emo.. I'm talking about that kinda person if ya get me). I also strongly dislike rude and inconsiderate people and those fellas and chicks who have arrogance beyond that healthy stage of confidence.
Heavy metal, metal, old school metal, old school folk rock, old school bluesy stuff.. john fucking butler *drools* dunno what you'd classify him as really but yeah.. I like most rock based stuff