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Imaginary_Boy
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Sex: male
Age: 69
Location: London, London, United Kingdom
Rating: 9.83
Rating points: 90083
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Member since: June 17, 2004
Last logged in: September 04, 2008, 08:35pm
Account Status: Free Account
Rated by: 9168 people
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A rare cross breed of Deathrock Boi and a yet to be identified, possibly alien species. Commited of many serious crimes by the fashion police. Un-wanted in every state.
Loves being creative, especially composing & producing music,currently in the process of recording with my band, MASS GRAVE MASQUERADE , and getting it all up and running. Check us out at Myspace
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Q: Awww you look moody, got no muffins left?
A: I'll admit I was going cold turkey from muffiny-goodness for a while. But now I've got my fix...you might even notice a slight smile in a few pics. Shocking.
Q: You're a bit of a pretentious posing gimp aren't you?
A: Quite possibly, yes, but I'm sure you can deal with it. I'm not trying to be a whore for votes. I do that for money (and corsets and..)
Q: Why do you dress the way you do?
A: Personally, I blame my Dad for not letting me out of the house on Halloween as a small child. I'm scarred, I tell you, scarred....*sniff*
Q: Shouldn't there be three of you?
A: Perhaps there are...maybe your imagination just isn't strong enough! Oh and well done for getting the reference...have a cookie.
Q: Are you a model?
A: Yes, but more importantly I'm also a model citizen, I help old ladies with that unique musty odour cross the street. I also entertain children (but not since the "accident")
Q: But liek wow lolz, ur liek a modle, thats amazing & fascinating, its liek a way of life, you must be part of some secret model underworld and you all model 9-5 everyday.
A: Errr... no. Unfortunately I live in the real world and it's really rather boring. To be perfectly honest i find it far more satisfying to make music than look all "spewky" in front of a camera....honest. *strokes hair*
Q: I feel I must remark you are really skinny..How much do you weigh, How tall are you, do you eat?
A: Wow, you must be very observant to spot that *pins medal* I weigh about 125lb am about 5' 10 and I run purely on plutonium. Do you feel complete now that you know? I'm glad.
Q: Like OMG!1!1 You look totally like that guy that models for < insert clothing catalogue here> that i found in < insert magazine here > Are you him? are you? huh? huh? Tell me huh, huh, huh? My life depends on knowing this very fact!
A: Now, i've had to answer this one a hell of a lot...let's think shall we. Either there's another male.. alternative.. model.. in the UK that looks absolutely identical to me in absolutely every possible way....or its actually me.. now what do you think? Do i really need to answer? (Update: It seems for many of the fucktards on this site it seems that I do)
Note to the mentally challenged - Please do not take everything I say at face value. For further reading research the concept "Tongue in Cheek".
If English is your primary language, then please, make an attempt to learn it to at least a reasonable standard. If your level of literacy is below the general standard of that of a pickled herring,
**please do not contact me**
Also if your intelligence is so brain numbingly low that you cannot walk and chew gum at the same time,
**please do not contact me**
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Nummy Shpookiemuffins!
Impressive, Fierce, drag queen-esque eyebrows (on real women)
Me on real women!
Dressing up!
Deathrock!
Corsets
Beautiful Backcombed Batcavey creatures.
Black & White Stripes
People who can dress themselves, make an effort and are creative.
Down to earth/Toungue-in-cheek goths. (There's nothing worse than taking yourself too seriously!)
Big hair, Small pants!
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'Orrible Gloomcookies
Angst and faux depression
Walking crushed velvety tents
"Pigeon-holers" and "Pigeon holees"
Goth for the sake of Goth
Sweaty, mopey, Walmart bargain price cookie cut out goths.(...count to 10 and breathe)
Fashionable student mullets
Fame academy Fauxhawks
People who will pay ridiculous amounts for a shirt with a rip and two safety pins in it
People who think if they wear twice as many studded bracelets that automatically makes them twice as "hardcore"
Boy Bands with guitars who call themselves punk
Lord (insert pretensious psuedonym here) of whatever..who is actually Barry of Bogford
Lad culture
People who say "yew iz goffick like dat Mary Lynne Man Son..innit" or the cutting sarcasm of "Oi, Mayte mayte mayte, yer boots iz like propa wikkid, ehehe"
The list goes on...trust me..not that im negative...nope...honest.
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Alien Sex Fiend, Bauhaus, Bowie, Specimen, Christian Death, The Glove, Portishead, Depeche Mode, Adam & the Ants,Talking Heads, Zombina &; The Skelatones, New Model Army, The Cramps, Tool, Echo &; the Bunnymen, A Perfect Circle, The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster, Dead Kennedys, Joy Division, The Cure, Siouxsie, Interpol, Nick Cave, Cocteau Twins, Virgin Prunes, Cinema Strange |
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Imaginary_boy @ Livejournal
SEE MORE OF ME AND HEAR ME WHEN YOU ADD MASS GRAVE MASQUERADE @ MYSPACE OR JOIN MY CULT FOR UPDATES AND INFO
Oh and if you're going to ask about the sodding attitude catalogue...yes it is me!
'TARDS TAKE NOTE:
If you contact me, especially in order to ask me questions, please have the respect to actually read my profile first.
If you are one of the many complete fuckwits that infest this site please don't contact me.
Rather than bombard me with inane smalltalk and dumb questions please go do something more worthwhile (I would recommend bathing with a toaster)
However if you are an interesting self aware individual please feel free to add me.
(Somehow I know this rant is still not going to stop the brain-numbing "So liek r u a vampire liek ur brutha m.manson" type of conversations, but it was worth a try!)
Homepage: http://www.myspace.com/markabre
Link 1: http://www.myspace.com/massgravemasquerade
Link 2: http://www.myspace.com/massgravemasquerade
Link 3: http://www.hotgoth.net/index.php?i=3731
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