In late April 1983, the United States government launched a satellite containing frozen DNA into orbit to study the effects of solar radiation on the genetic structure. Unfortunately, a mistake in the rocket's design caused the satellite to depart Earth orbit completely--the seemingly doomed satellite dove straight for the Sun. Amazingly, on January 17th, 1984, this satellite crash-landed in an inflatable children's swimming pool somewhere in Lowell, MA. Ienpw emerged from the broken spacecraft, full-grown. He has been fighting evil ever since (and not doing very well, as evinced by the Reagan and Bush administrations. Oh well). Here, I will put filler words to take up space: colorless green ideas sleep furiously!
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
|Purgatory (Repenting Believers)||Very Low|
|Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)||Moderate|
|Level 2 (Lustful)||High|
|Level 3 (Gluttonous)||High|
|Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)||Moderate|
|Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)||High|
|Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)||Moderate|
|Level 7 (Violent)||Moderate|
|Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)||High|
|Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)||Moderate|
Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test
Y'know, I used to say that "I am a very, very bad man..." at this juncture, but I've seen the results some of my friends have gotten with this thing, and I guess I'm actually not all that bad, by comparison... Weirdos, the lot of them........
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Aaaand, since everyone else has one, I guess I'll give in to peer pressure just this once:
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
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